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“Smoke and the Rocketman”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#1 Jul 18, 2007
Sorry this ios late, I've been hemming my daughter 4 layered bridemaids dress for her firneds wedding on Sat..and still have 1 to go.. this is not word for word to make it faster.

Matt is at BPs Rendevois Ridge vineyard for it's grand opening and there is elevator music in the background.Tony asks Matt if he has brought his ipod along.
Tony is at home. His 2 friends who are going on vacation with him to Canada are downstairs eating. He is drinking more of his Schlitz, making an aluminum tower.
Tony tells Matt that it sounds like a lot of fun where Matt is, but Tony is not much of a wind drinker. It is nice that Matt is there tonight to remember Benny. Wine was Benny's dream and his wife made it come true. You can buy the wine on the website for the vineyard.

“Smoke and the Rocketman”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#2 Jul 18, 2007
Tony is really mad at the ESPN guys for making a big deal out of him saying that he was going to go home and drink till he found the cardboard at the bottom of his box of Schlitz. He is 36 so he has been a legal drinker for over 15 years.. He said he was going home to drink it.. if they do not want to know the truth of what he is going to do, then they should not ask him.

“Smoke and the Rocketman”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#3 Jul 18, 2007
Tony says that Matt was not very nice saying that Tony did not look so good when he climbed the flag stand. He challenges Matt to a race up the fence at any track that Matt chooses. Matt can wear his TNT firesuit or they can both be plainclothes. Matt asks Tony if he weighs 200 lbs? Tony says "I don't think so, but thanks for asking" He weighs 185 lbs.. Matt says that he weighs about 225 Lbs.
AT a press conference, David Poole has said that he could not climb a fence for $1000. Someone asks if David would do it for a million and he says that he would make it halfway up and die trying. Tony then says "I've got $5000.00 that says he dies trying."
If Tony wins the race with Matt, he wants a 1 month supply of Schlitz. If Matt wins, he wants Pabst.. they are surprised that Schlitz execs have not called Tony yet and they actually wonder if the beer is even made anymore, or if there is just a supply lying around somewhere.

“Smoke and the Rocketman”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#4 Jul 18, 2007
They say that David Poole is big Enis on Smokey and the Bandit..the taller one.
Tony is not sure he wants Poole to climb any fence. Matt says the track owners don't want David to climb their fence either.
Talking about Chicago.. Tony says that it actually was not the first win of the season. He won the Bud shootout and also the Qualifying race and preseason he won the Chili bowl. He says that the team should have had 4 or 5 points paying wins already.
at chicago, he started 19th and got into the top 10 quickly. He worked well with Denny. They were giving each other hand signals to tell each other where they thought they would run best.
Track position was very important so Zippy called no tires the first time to see how it went. The guys got Tony better track position with each pit stop. It was a textbook day, no tricks, no drama. Tony says the pit crew won the race by giving him the track postition to where he could hold off Matt. Matt was really fast on restarts.
When there were few laps to go, Tony was so nervous he told his team "Don't say anything guys, I'm good, Don't talk please" because he was so afraid another caution would come out and when they came on the mic, he would think it was for another caution.

“Smoke and the Rocketman”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#5 Jul 18, 2007
It seems that Matt's attention level is down, because of the party in the background.
Tony talks about the ESPN guys again.. he says they love nothing more than to knock your feet out from under you. Those fat guys who have never even been in a race car saying that Tony is a bad role model for wanting to drink Schlitz after a win. Racers have real lives and they like to do the same things that 99% of the rest of people do.

“Smoke and the Rocketman”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#6 Jul 18, 2007
asked about how the race went at Matt Kenseths dads track? Tony says he had a lot of fun. He started 18th and Matt started 8th. Tony got his butt kicked. The fans in Madison are awesome. Tony had fun afterward with the team and got home at 8 the next morning.

caller Cherica from NYC asks how they are and Tony says that if they were any better, they'd have to be twins. She congrats him and asked how the meeting with Joe and Denny went? Tony says that it went well, they did miss half of happy hour. Joe is a great lesader with his experience as a coach, he knows how to get the guys all on the same page. He got the teams back on track. Half of the 11 team came to VL to congratulate Tony on his win. All 3 teams will now be stronger. It was like a family get together in the lounge of the 11 hauler.
When told of how the media were running up to the hauler, almost tripping, Tony said "WWHHAATT??" Matt said it was funny to watch and Tony said "it normally is" Tony says that since NASCAR drivers do not do the bad things that other types of athletes do, like shooting people, beating their wives etc... any time any little thing happens the media goes crazy with it and blows it out of proportion.

“Smoke and the Rocketman”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#7 Jul 18, 2007
the cats are running around the computer and Tony got scratches on his arm.
guest: Lisa Smokstad, tire specialist for Hendricks. She is pregnant and now on maternity leave. They call the baby a snarff. It will get a real name in 6-7 weeks. they don't know the sex of it. During cautions, it kicks. It knows when the engines aren't loud, something is wrong. Tony says, You know you can spell the name TONY for a boy and TONI for a girl.
asked Lisa if Tony is a good role model? she says, "Yes.. no one tries harder"
she believes in the rule book saying, if you want something, go get it and she thinks that Tony lives by that too. They are just average people who say the wrong things at the wrong time, or it can be interpreted wrong.
Lisa is responsible for the first thing that makes contact with the track. She sets up changes to let the crew chief worry about the bigger stuff. She drags around tires 4 at a time on a cart. They weigh 63 lbs a piece. She just recently started to ask for help as her belly got bigger.

“Smoke and the Rocketman”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#8 Jul 18, 2007
6 years out of college she worked at a track where her brother drove late models. There was no tire specialist. She got to work for Kenny Shraeder and moved to Charlotte with her husband, Craig. In 99 she went to work for Hendricks. Tony says that she is the best looking tire specialist. She says that is an easy compliment but she'll take it. No one will dispute that and she says it is awesome.
Her college degree is in psychology, which is a prefect degree to have for racing. It comes in handy but she has no couch except the one in the lounge.
she is in a Mexican restaurant in Concord NC... if you are at one and there is a lovely blonde with child who is with a tall guy with a buzz cut, that's them... Lias says that Jared, Tony's engine tuner is there too., he recently got engaged to Wendy V.
it is going to be hard for Lisa to be away from the track. Someone gave her a pacifier that has a tire gauge on it.

“Smoke and the Rocketman”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#9 Jul 18, 2007
Robert from Ohio asks Tony if he could not have Schlitz, would he choose Shaffer, Carlings or Pabst? Tony says that is easy.. PABST!!
the way that Tony got started on Pabst was when he and Aric were staying at Eddies. They went to get some beer and there was this case that had dust on it..it tastes GOOD!

“Smoke and the Rocketman”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#10 Jul 18, 2007
Rick from Mass. tells Tony not to pay any attention to the ESPN guys, he knows Tony is a good role model. When Tony lost his weight, Rick went on a diet too and he has lost 25 lbs. his kids know Tony is honest and that is a good influence all the way around.
Tony says that he is going to put on a full court press working out for the second half of the season.
Tony thinks that since he is such a huge supporter of the young kids starting out racing go carts, that he is a good role model. He is passionate about the guys getting started. He has supplied the trophies for the junior class for years.
They talk about how when you visit the VJGC it makes your day so much brighter. Kyle's charity ride is starting out in Maine and ending in Key West this week.
Pabst tells Tony that he just needs to work on his lies.. he needs to be generic and PC. Tony says that he would rather watch speed than ESPN any way.

“Smoke and the Rocketman”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#11 Jul 18, 2007
They talk about Tony's motorcoach getting flooded. They have no physical proof, but the hot water faucet was turned on and the cat water bowl was under it, on top of the cover for the sink. Water went down the counter, onto the arm of the sofa and out through the slider. It was a head grabber. Tony is pretty sure it was Wyatt because he was so cuddly and kind when Tony came back. An eye witness said that Wylee was in with the toys, asleep.
they will now leave the covers off the sink. Tony said the cat probably knocked the faucet and then said "Shit, dad's going to come back and have no hot water for a shower."

“Smoke and the Rocketman”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#12 Jul 18, 2007
DW is the next guest ands he says "Them cats are in trouble"
Tony, if you had somebody staying in the coach all the time, type of thing wouldn't happen"
Tony says they are currently accepted resumes with 8x10 glossies.. DW says "sitting on a tool box". she has to be easy going, willing to travel and know that racing comes before you."

“Smoke and the Rocketman”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#13 Jul 18, 2007
they know there are no women around like that, but it makes sense to racers. Tony says that DWs wife, Stevie needs to start a counseling service for the girlfriends and potential wives.
DW says that he is blessed. "It has been 38 years... you can't imagine...you aren't even 38 years old..so you really can't imagine"
He tells a story of their first date when he was running late and he was speeding., He tried to lose the cop and he rolled his car right in Stevie's front yard. They talk about her dad out on the porch. Tony says he said "Your dates here, he didn't bring you flowers, he brought you fancy lights"


“Smoke and the Rocketman”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#14 Jul 18, 2007
they talk about the beers that sponsored DW through the years. He does not drink himself. He says " Sterling beer from Evansville, Indiana, then from Lacross, Wiscinsin came in big mouth bottles... like me... big mouth with a foot in it"
they talk about DW interviewing Tony after the crash, how he calmed down. DW says "it is funny how now after the win, the same guys are saying what a great guy Tony is. when you win, a lot is forgiven. but if you win too much, you're a bum again. funny how it works"
DW was running really well for Jr Johnson and every one accused them of cheating and they booed him. one race he had a hard crash and when he got out of the car, people cheered. He was so mad that he told the reporter, that all these people can come and meet me down in the Kmart parking lot tomorrow. Tony says he was smart to wait until the next day, to rest a night.
DW had plans to meet Tony at the top of the flag stand after winning the Pepsi 400..to interview him.
Tony says that he is reminded of a saturday night skit with Ron White "I had the right to remain silent, but not the ability"
DW says that Zippy says that Tonys biggest asset is also his biggest liability.. his passion.
they talk about coach Gibbs..it was no big deal for him.. DW says that when you drive for someone you respect, you don't want to disappoint them. You give it all you've got and sometimes you give 110%
DW gave too much at IRP just after he married Stevie, he crashed 3 cars with a single push.. all 3 cars were owned by 2 guys and they were mean.. they snuck DW and Stevie out lying down in the back of a car because those guys were waiting for them.
DW tells tony that he had the most fun he ever had at a track at the prelude.

Since: Apr 07

Changing photo..changing mood.

#15 Jul 18, 2007
Debi Does wrote:
Tony is really mad at the ESPN guys for making a big deal out of him saying that he was going to go home and drink till he found the cardboard at the bottom of his box of Schlitz. He is 36 so he has been a legal drinker for over 15 years.. He said he was going home to drink it.. if they do not want to know the truth of what he is going to do, then they should not ask him.
Damn those bimboys! When will those media people know what we know?
:-{)

“Smoke and the Rocketman”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#16 Jul 18, 2007
Redneck Jody took a beating last week and he is coming forth with a personal challenge for Matt.. Kevin Harvicks... one on one...the guys who raced Jody were offended when Matt said that Jody had no competition in his race.. this is all Jody has talked about all week.. so Tony let him come on to say it..at the fall brawl..Jody is running 2 classes a week to prepare. The cart that Jody wrecked is now his, Tony has a new one. Tony says that Jody is so consumed with this that he is afraid that Jody has forgetten how to start the lawn mower. Jody saw parts of the track that no one has ever seen, because he was backwards so much.
tip of the week is about cleaning. use a microfiber cloth.. use your dishwasher to clean toys.. use a door mat to keep out dirt,, it works well for Tony's cat box.
use a tooth brush to get the sludge around the sink.
Matt has advice for Tony, use your roomates tooth brush..and give Gooch a chamise to clean up after the cats.,
they talk about Garth Brooks. Tony was supposed to be in his video in LA but wasn't available. They are good friends.
Trey from LA asks Tony who he enjoys kicking ass most? Tony says Jeff Gordon because he learned so many tricks for the end of a race from Dale Sr.
Tony and Jeff had an incident at Watkins Glenn when Tony ran out of real estate and got into Jeff. At the hauler they had a shouting match. There were lots of bleeps thanks to tony and Jeff's back was to the camera so no one knew it wasn't him... he was upset people thought he swore. Tony says it was a battle of wits.

“Smoke and the Rocketman”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#17 Jul 18, 2007
Judy from Iowa asks why it is OK for Jr to talk about cracking open a cold one? Tony says probably because he says "A" cold one and I said an entire case..that's 24..
ESPN probably is probably against Schlitz because it is not quality beer. they are sponsored by Guiness on the Pardon the Interuption show.
Becky from NC says that Schlitz should call. It is like the man trying to keep you down. Tony says that he refuses to let that happen.
RANT--surprise!! the EPSN guys!! a real quality group pf reporters amd analysts..who are hypocrits.. it was not illegal or irresponsible for tony to be drinking at home. Stacy Compton said that Tony should have been able to keep from getting into Denny.. Stacey is not even good enough to race in cup or Busch.. barely in truck..like he knows it all..
if you stub your toe, ESPN will make it out like you broke your leg.

“Smoke and the Rocketman”

Since: Jan 07

United States

#18 Jul 18, 2007
show ends with Terry Parsons, BPs wife.. the event was good. Matt's hair is perfect.. it's blowing in the wind.. no it's not moving.
She thanks Tony for all his support. AT BPs moms house, there is an 8x10 of tony hanging in the dining room. She has one of tony's hats in a bird cage, with a lock on it. that is a first for tony.
Matt talks about the museum at the vineyard.. BP shared a helmet with his brother.
Pabst thanks tony for making it easy to get the race winner this week. the end

Since: Apr 07

Changing photo..changing mood.

#19 Jul 18, 2007
Okay...I love Tony...I REALLY DO! I want to put in a resume for that.....keep the kittys out of trouble job! BUT! Who here thinks the last time he stepped on the scales was...like....Daytona, in FEBRUARY!?

Since: Apr 07

Changing photo..changing mood.

#20 Jul 18, 2007
By the way Deb....thank you very much for the playback, again!

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