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Jun 25, 2009 | Posted by: roboblogger

Monkey urinates on Zambian president

Full story: Telegraph.co.uk

A monkey urinated on Zambian President Rupiah Banda during a press conference outside his office in the capital Lusaka.

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abeetz

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Nah...just one of his underlings pissing in his pocket again.
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The monkeys vote is in. P!$$ on him..
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Jun 25, 2009
 
The price of copper...not worth mentioning. The state of the Zambian economy...are you kidding?? The sight of a monkey pissing on a politican......utterly priceless.

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Hey coulda been worst. Might have had his face ripped off like the chimp in Cali did.
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Is Obama in Zambia?

“Organized ignorance, eh?”

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Wish I had a dollar for every time THAT has happened.

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I've seen monkey do alot worse...better be glad it was just pee!!!
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I thought they weren't supposed to be called monkeys anymore. I believe the correct term is "African American".
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abeetz wrote:
Too easy. No comment.
I had the same sensation when reading the headline as I did when I closed my underware drawer via a pelvic thrust and accidently pinched a nut. Didn't know if I should laugh, cry, pass out, run, puke, shoot....you get the idea...
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which is...oh nevermind
Capn Greg

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Jun 25, 2009
 
Hey, do you know your monkey peed in my beer?

No, but hum me a few bars, I'm sure I can pick it right up......

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AS USUAL, IM THE PRETTY ONE

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some monkeys you can train,,,some you cant!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch...

“I got the music in me!”

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I swear it wasn't me!

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Jun 25, 2009
 
Bring that monkey to the white house.

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reebie_ wrote:
some monkeys you can train,,,some you cant!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Is your monkey trained????

Had to ask.
old fat and ugly

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The monkey simply misinterpreted the President when he proclaimed, "I will shower you with gold..."

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Jun 25, 2009
 
girlbinbad wrote:
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Is your monkey trained????
Had to ask.
actually, yes, my monkey is trained, more of a bait and train, if you will, it may not be obvious, but a resounding absolute definate YES!!,,,AND thank you for asking,,,,:)
howie

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Jun 25, 2009
 
........and on a day when Farrah and Jacko both die......makes one wonder, eh??
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disrespect just plain disrespect..
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