Nov 7, 2009 | Posted by: Hugo Chavez Frias
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Why worship God, when you can give to Chavez?
The Church of Chavez (previously the Catholic Church): - The color white replaced with RED (fitting, isn't it?) - Replace small candles with piles of burning tires - Special collections every week so Chavez can buy arms - A new Church of Chavez Channel on the satellite - Confessional priests replaced by DIIPS interrogators - Concept of helping others replaced with promote Communism - The cross replaced with PSUV logo All synagogues will be converted to waste-water treatment facilities |
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