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  1. We know Harrison Barnes will be great in Dallas thanks to Matthew McConaugheyRead the original story w/Photo

    Sep 2, 2016 | Mavs Moneyball

    After Harrison Barnes was signed in lieu of Chandler "Old No Knees" Parsons, I did what any delusional Mavs fan would do: I scoured the internet for any data that might suggest that the Mavs got an upgrade. Now statistics and Harrison Barnes don't always get along, but after some considerable research I've created a model that predicts a monster season for Harry B. It's called the McConaughey Quotient.