Hilton faces legal action over German party snub

PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED.
THESE INCLUDE HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST BRITNEY SPEARS DURING THE MONTHS OF NOVEMBER 2007, DECEMBER 2007, AND JANUARY 2008.
FOR MORE INFORMATION, TRY DOING A GOOGLE SEARCH WITH MY NAME (BRANDON M. WITTE) WITH THE NAMES: PARIS HILTON, RICK HILTON, AND NICKY HILTON.
THE WEB SITE PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM CONTAINED MUCH OF THIS INFORMATION.
ALSO, PARIS HILTON HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM GOOGLE'S NEW PROMPTING MODE (WHEREUPON WHEN YOU TYPE IN THE FIRST LETTERS OF A PERSON'S NAME AND THE REST OF THEIR NAME COMES UP ALONG WITH OTHER CHOICES BEFORE YOU ACTUALLY CLICK ON "SEARCH."
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

PLEASE DISREGARD MY LAST COMMENT MADE ON 15, SEPTEMBER 2009. I WAS UNDER DURESS SINCE PARIS HILTON HAD KIDNAPPED ME AND FORCED ME TO MAKE VARIOUS INSANE COMMENTS. FOR INSTANCE, SHE FORCED ME TO CLAIM THAT HER NAME HAS BEEN REMOVED FROM GOOGLE, WHEN IT’S OBVIOUS THAT MANUALLY TYPING IN HER NAME BRINGS HER UP ON A SEARCH. ALSO, THE AUTO PROMPTING FEATURE IS SIMPLY BRINGING UP THE MOST POPULAR RESULTS, ANY MORON WOULD KNOW THAT THINGS LIKE PARIS, FRANCE WILL COME UP MULTIPLE TIMES INSTEAD OF PARIS HILTON. BUT PARIS HILTON FORCED ME TO DO SUCH.
PLEASE DO CHECK OUT ALL OF THE MYSPACE POSTS UNDER THE NAME PARIS HILTON. YOU WILL SEE HOW I HAVE MADE SO MANY DERRANGED AND INSANE COMMENTS SUCH AS CLAIMS THAT PARIS HILTON AND BRITNEY SPEARS WANTED TO DATE ME, THAT PARIS HILTON IN SOME DESIRE FOR REVENGE HAS PUT ELECTRONIC DEVICES IN MY HOME TO ATTACK ME, AND SO FORTH. THE COMMENTS GET STRANGER AND STRANGER, TO THE POINT WHERE I EVEN START USING PSUEDONYMS LIKE DJANGO AND POSTING COMMENTS AND THEN DENYING THAT I HAVE POSTED THEM. THIS WAS ALL DONE BECAUSE PARIS HILTON KIDNAPPED ME AND FORCED ME TO DO THIS.
BEING HORMONAL DUE TO THE FEMALE LLAMA HORMONES BEING INJECTED INTO ME DOESN’T HELP MUCH.
OH, ALSO PLEASE NOTE MY HORRID ATTEMPTS AT SINGING, PARIS HILTON FORCED ME TO GO TO 100 STUDIO IN JAMAICA AND EMBARSS MYSELF INFRONT OF NUMEROUS NOTED REGGAE PERFORMERS IN JAMAICA. SHE EVEN FORCED ME TO SING THE BOB MARLEY CLASSIS “AMBUSH IN THE NIGHT” BUT REPLACE THE WORD “AMBUSH” WITH THE WORD “FARTKNOCKERS”.
IT’S TERRIBLE WHAT SHE HAS FORCED ME TO DO.
SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE
ARLINGTON, TEXAS
AGE: 33

PLEASE DISREGARD THE OTHER POSTS MADE IN MY NAME HERE, BOTH THE ONES CLAIMING THAT PARIS HILTON WILL BE FACING ANY FEDERAL JAIL TIME AND THE ONES MADE IN MY NAME MOCKING THAT STATEMENT. OBVIOUSLY THEY WERE NOT MADE BY ME. FOR STARTERS ANYONE WITH ANY SENSE WOULD KNOW THAT GOOGLE ONLY BRINGS UP THE MOST POPULAR SEARCHES, NOT EVERY POSSIBLE SEARCH. SOMEONE IS OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO SLANDER ME WITH THEIR INSANE OBSESSIVE FIXATION ON BOTH PARIS HILTON AND GOOGLE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN STALKED BY HER, NOR HAVE I EVER BELIEVED THAT SHE TRIED TO DATE ME. FOR ALMOST 3 YEARS NOW SOMEONE HAS BEEN CLAIMING TO BE ME AND POSTING DELUSIONAL RANTS, OR ABSURD COMMENTS TO SAID RANTS. EITHER WAY I WISH THIS TO STOP, PEOPLE THINK I AM INSANE WHEN I AM NOT. I HAVE NEVER CONTACTED PARIS HILTON NOR MET HER, NOR HAVE I MET ANYONE ELSE WHOM HAS BEEN A FRIEND OR FAMILY MEMBER OF HERS, PAST OR PRESENT. I'M JUST SOME GUY WITH A HOBBY INVOLVING REGGAE MUSIC THAT IS TRYING TO MAKE A CAREER OUT OF PERFOMRING SUCH. PLEASE, WHOMEVER YOU ARE STOP MAKING SUCH DELUSIONAL INSANE CLAIMS ABOUT PARIS HILTON. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE, ARLINGTON, TEXAS. AGE: 33