Aniston blasts crying reports

PR stunt by her own PR people to drum up some drama for her sagging movie.

they figure the could drum up the pity crowd again.

not even courtney cox fell for it.

That's right Jennifer call them on their obsessed BS...they just can't stop thinking about you!

Jennifer Aniston had nothing to cry about
during the making of "The Bounty"
UNLESS you count the fact that
BRADLEY COOPER sort of kicked her to the curb
for the wonderfully interesting and talented,
and captivating RENEE Zelwegger!!! Haaaa haaaa ha.

Oh, Bradley Cooper!!!!
How could you have dumped
poor little needy Jennifer so complettely,
when all of the Jolie-Pitt FANS
knew that Jennifer must have surely
had great big plans to use your NAME
to make the publice believe
that see was seeing Mr. Pitt
instead of YOU.

Sooooo, that is why this crying trick
does not fool the Jolie Pitt Fans....
only the Jen Fans would fall for this
desperate act and thin tissue of lies.

"Love Happens" is out there
in the theatres waiting and waiting
for someone to fill
all of those empty seats.

Jen may want to cry about THAT!!!!

BOOOOOOO HOOOOO HOOOOO.

How do you mend
a broken heart?

How can you stop the rain from falling down.
Please help me mend
this broken heart,

and let me live again.....

Vince Vaughn is gone.
Paul the Model is gone.
John is busy with his guitar and music.
Bradley Cooper won't play the game.
Gerard Butler won't play the game....

Please help me mend
my broken heart....
and let me live again.

"How Can You Mend A Broken Heart"

by The Bee Gees (1971)

(Please run out and see Jennifer's slap happy
movie, today.)

Did you go over to
www.youtube.com
and see the video

"Jennifer Aniston's Movie Flops
Are You Suprised???"

Funny stuff.

How about a sad love song for
the sad girls that just can NOT
seem to get their love affairs
to work smoothly enough, and
always seem to end in tears
and in wondering what went wrong....

"Baby, Baby, Baby" 1967

by Aretha Franklin

www.youtube.com
*****
Baby, baby, baby
this is just to say
how much I am going to miss you,
but believe while I'm away
that I didn't mean to hurt you.
Don't you know that I'd rather hurt myself?

For Jennifer and the guys
that came and went.

blondie wrote:

How do you mend
a broken heart?
How can you stop the rain from falling down.
Please help me mend
this broken heart,
and let me live again.....
Vince Vaughn is gone.
Paul the Model is gone.
John is busy with his guitar and music.
Bradley Cooper won't play the game.
Gerard Butler won't play the game....
Please help me mend
my broken heart....
and let me live again.
"How Can You Mend A Broken Heart"
by The Bee Gees (1971)
(Please run out and see Jennifer's slap happy
movie, today.)

How do u mend a broken heart...let's see what AJ does now.....LOL PR will be in a tailspin to get something out there....LOL

Vince wrote:

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How do u mend a broken heart...let's see what AJ does now.....LOL PR will be in a tailspin to get something out there....LOL

I just hope that the www.justjared.com
will post The National Enquirer's funny as heck
report about Aniston and Scott
so that I can have a ball
laughing at the many comments
that will be sure to follow.

The wife ought to do a tell all
story in VANITY Fair, to start
off. I wonder if she can find
the same Morelock looking, no neck blonde that sat listening to Jennifer weep her crocodile tears, while perhaps wishing
that she were stroking Scottie the hottie on some sandy beach!!!(Just kidding.)

I read that Jen was "aquainted" with Scott while Brad was sporting that very thick beard, back in the year 2002.

How tall is Scott? Six foot four? He could peek over Brad's shoulders and wink at Jen, whenever he wanted to.

Hey, TMJ!!!

It looks like the Jen Fans
had a lot of fun burying out blogs
about Jennifer and Scottie the Hotties!

I had so much fun
joking about Jennifer,
the potential HOMEWRECKER.

blondie wrote:

Hey, TMJ!!!
It looks like the Jen Fans
had a lot of fun burying out blogs
about Jennifer and Scottie the Hotties!
I had so much fun
joking about Jennifer,
the potential HOMEWRECKER.

Potential compared to real HOMEWRECKER....Jolie....LOL

Fake Story:

Jen, if you have a moment, our magazine
would like to ask you a few questions
about you and this Scott person that
some silly people seem to suspect
that you and Brad were un-officially
over with, all the way back BEFORE
Brad took of to make the movie called,
"Troy!"

Our readers want to know if there was
any truth to the idea that you and Scott
had some sort of arrangement between
the two of you to do a lot of movies,
once you seperated from Brad. Naturally,
you do not have to answer these questions,
but if you would be so kind.

You have to admit that Scott is a very good
looking man, rich, and smart, too. He sort
of reminds me of Chandler Bing, from the friends
show. He is taller than Ben Affleck. He is a
more handsome version of Vince Vaughn. He is
not as young as John Mayer, but he is awfully
sexually appealing to me, in particular. Hee hee.

I'll bet that Brad must have called him
a brick wall, because of his height.

Hmmmm.....we ran into a brick wall?

Do you have any pictures of your father,
when he was a young man. I seem to recall
that your own dad was a very good looking
man in his youth, and could almost pass as
Scott's twin, if I may say so, myself.

OOOOOh, Jen. Can I have Scott, on a part time
basis???? Is he free to monkey around?

blondie wrote:

Fake Story:
Jen, if you have a moment, our magazine
would like to ask you a few questions
about you and this Scott person that
some silly people seem to suspect
that you and Brad were un-officially
over with, all the way back BEFORE
Brad took of to make the movie called,
"Troy!"
Our readers want to know if there was
any truth to the idea that you and Scott
had some sort of arrangement between
the two of you to do a lot of movies,
once you seperated from Brad. Naturally,
you do not have to answer these questions,
but if you would be so kind.
You have to admit that Scott is a very good
looking man, rich, and smart, too. He sort
of reminds me of Chandler Bing, from the friends
show. He is taller than Ben Affleck. He is a
more handsome version of Vince Vaughn. He is
not as young as John Mayer, but he is awfully
sexually appealing to me, in particular. Hee hee.
I'll bet that Brad must have called him
a brick wall, because of his height.
Hmmmm.....we ran into a brick wall?
Do you have any pictures of your father,
when he was a young man. I seem to recall
that your own dad was a very good looking
man in his youth, and could almost pass as
Scott's twin, if I may say so, myself.
OOOOOh, Jen. Can I have Scott, on a part time
basis???? Is he free to monkey around?

TISL....RUS......QYB

Vince wrote:

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TISL....RUS......QYB

**********
Did Vincie go and see the movie called, "Love Happens???"

Don't think so !!!!
**********
Love Happens: When two people with first names for last names
met

**********
Oddly, not much love happens in Love Happens.

Instead, there's a surprising amount of bereavement counselling, clandestine Grey Goose consumption and even a bizarre scene involving the release of a tamed cockatoo into the wilderness, which is sort of cruel.

The film centres on two people with first names for last names - Burke Ryan (Aaron Eckhart) and Eloise Chandler (Jennifer Aniston)- as they meet, fight, date, fight again and eventually fall in love.

He's a motivational speaker and author of a bestselling self-help book with an even worse title than this movie (A-Okay!); she's a florist who does the bouquets scattered around the Seattle hotel where he's staying.

We learn that Burke, who lost his wife in a car accident three years ago, is a nice enough guy but has lingering psychological trauma.

Meanwhile, Eloise is so quirky that she writes silly words behind picture frames and other hidden locales.

She earns points when she finds an innovative way to see a concert after tickets had already sold out, but her botanical expertise ends up ruining the next date when she calls Burke out on a lie (he talks about how beautiful the dahlias were at his wife's funeral in the spring, but apparently the flowers don't bloom there until fall).

Because this is a standard Hollywood rom-com, we know everything will work out in the end - but the clichés are at times too much to bear.

By the end, audiences will wish Eckhart had just continued doing shots of Grey Goose in his hotel room - that, at least, might have made for something entertaining.

Read more: http://www.nationalpost.com/arts/movies/story...
**********

Who keeps coming up
with the word "Quirkie"
to describe Jennifer's lifeless
interpretations of romance
as she struggles to grasp
any sort of pretence of
one drop of emotion.

I think of a dry desert
with sand swirling and no
shade, when I remember the love
that Jen exhibits towards
Aaron Echart.

At the premier, she was all
over him, with the grinning
and the grabbing.

Just sickening. Too little
and too late.

O.K.
So I will admit that I might have laid it on
a little bit too thick.

I may have been a little more harsh
than usual, about Jen and her movie,
and her lonely girl image.

I was making a point.
Vince, Mayson, and Chick Flick seemed
to ask for it, and so I served them
just what I thought that they deserved.

As I often will do,
I try to make it plain
that nothing that I write
about Jennifer, has anything to do
with FACTS.

I write for entertainment, comedy,
and for the reader's pleasure in
reading. I write long and I write
to counter what the Jen Fans seem to think
is so un-funny about Brad and Angelina.

Reading and writing is my past-time pleasure
and I do it for enjoyment.

I enjoy movies that are wonderfully thought out,
and that have great actors and actresses in them.

I am a big Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie fan.

As much as I pretend to be upset with Chick Flick
and Mayson...the dolt, and with Vince...the spiteful brat, I enjoy the debates, the put-downs,
the issues, the taunting, the back-biting,
the rages, and the jokes.

It reminds me of the good old days
when I would sit around
with my many cousins and talk and talk.

Please go and see Jen's little movie.
You will love the first two thirds of it.

I think that there must have been a drug raid,
or something, that took the steam out of the
last part, but thank goodness for Martin Sheen,
because he threw in the life raft, at the last
possible minute.

The kiss at the end....was like Janet Jackson
and Justin Timberlake.

A malfunction, in my opinion.

Blondie is back to writing novels....LOL Way to much uninteresting info....again.

Vince wrote:

Blondie is back to writing novels....LOL Way to much uninteresting info....again.

I am sure that you stopped
after the first ten words.

Are you going to see Woody Harrelson's movie that comes out this Friday, called "Zombie Land?"

My kids are begging to go and see it. I will have to dress them up like little old people,
so that we might get in for half fare.

That will beat sneaking inside,
as people leave the exits,
like you and your date often
do.....hiding under the seats,
as the rooms are swept, is tricky for you and your date,
isn't it, Vincie-with-the-dirty-knees?

"Love Happens!!!!"
It is not as tiring as
"Management."

IMO.

blondie wrote:

<quoted text>
I am sure that you stopped
after the first ten words.
Are you going to see Woody Harrelson's movie that comes out this Friday, called "Zombie Land?"
My kids are begging to go and see it. I will have to dress them up like little old people,
so that we might get in for half fare.
That will beat sneaking inside,
as people leave the exits,
like you and your date often
do.....hiding under the seats,
as the rooms are swept, is tricky for you and your date,
isn't it, Vincie-with-the-dirty-knees?
"Love Happens!!!!"
It is not as tiring as
"Management."
IMO.

Here's a report forr you seeing you like them so much.....

http://www.yourtango.com/200931172/things-ang...

She's obsessed like you and Nic and Nic's head...what a crew...LMAO

Reports of Jen crying in her dressing room
trailer, on the lot of "The Bounty?"

It sounds just like the little noises
that Chick Flick and Mayson make
just as they climax
during a game of BINGO!

Maybe Jen was not crying tears,
but little ecstacy noises,
and needed to finish.

Haaaaa haaaa haa.

Biiiiingo! Bing-bang-bingo! Yippity-kaah-yeeeh!
There.
Now, I am ready for my next big scene.

Is my tight skirt rinkled?

blondie wrote:

Hey, TMJ!!!
It looks like the Jen Fans
had a lot of fun burying out blogs
about Jennifer and Scottie the Hotties!
I had so much fun
joking about Jennifer,
the potential HOMEWRECKER.

funny isn't it how they seem to not notice the irony of her relationship with Scott....

DE JA VU anyone?

Scot is still technically married.
he may have filed for the divorce but that does not mean the divorce is final.

Jen has had her eye on Scot for some time..