Aug 24, 2009 | Oshkosh Northwestern
Myles Strasser: A 'Battle' of a drive-in confession
I've admitted to petty larceny before, so it should come as no surprise to you that my dad had me and my sister hide under the laid-back front seats of our Nash Rambler as we sneaked past the ticket booth and into the 44 Outdoor Theater, which was somewhere out there by LaSure's and those industrial parks.
Thanks to all my years spent watching hilarious works of cinema camp--some of them even intentionally funny--I've compiled my favorite lines, the kind that can only be uttered by over-the-hill divas in too much hair and makeup.
Dear David Inman: Many years ago, I saw a movie with Jeff Chandler and Loretta Young.
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