David Carradine Murdered By Secret Shaolin Masturbation Sect

I know the Death Kill Wanker move...and I will use it on America!

The Masta Baiter?

Le Carde?

Blanco

Too Tai won on?

Blankee Mohanoon...

Blankey poot...with huondong balls...

Theododor pee uuu

This is just somebody's stupid blog not facts.

Even news stories must be taken with a grain of salt.

Fan Club wrote:

Why can't his wife or girl friends keep him satisfied? What is wrong with his women?

That's probably who tied him up. He was into erotic asphyxiation.

Thank goodness the truth is now known.

Could this possibly have a connection with the Micheal Jackson conspiracy?

Pamela in red wrote:

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That's probably who tied him up. He was into erotic asphyxiation.

More specifically, why can't his women give him sexual pleasure with more conventional activities? Occasionally one can die from heart attack during intense normal sexual activities. Asphyiation is still such a high risk activity. I assume most people would be too scared to get an orgasm.

I am so happy that he was stopped! This ancient masterbation technique is too much for the average man. Imagine an orgasm-then imagine britney spears squatting on your spunky monkey! That is the difference.

This is such a true story! What isnt being said is that mj, farrah, and ed mcmahon were all secret students of the 1000s palms technique.

Interestingly-they had all been to a part to practice their techniques!

When will we learn people?

that is fact-you wont find it just anywhere! Thats how facts become truth!

Rail Lover wrote:

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More specifically, why can't his women give him sexual pleasure with more conventional activities? Occasionally one can die from heart attack during intense normal sexual activities. Asphyiation is still such a high risk activity. I assume most people would be too scared to get an orgasm.

It's not my idea of a good time but there are people out there who get off on this sort of thing. It is sad that they can't get satisfaction from more normal forms of pleasure.

Rail Lover wrote:

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Occasionally one can die from heart attack during intense normal sexual activities.

There are many worse ways to go!