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"You're in my sights, Walker, Texas Ranger." The InterWebs - Rick Perry once ate three 72 oz.

This is a rush transcript from "Hannity," November 13, 2009. This copy may not be in its final form and may be updated.

When you do a story on Chuck Norris, it's hard to pick a place to start. I mean it's Chuck Norris.

Aaron Norris has been hired as president of development at AmericanLife TV Network.

GOT to love Leo the Nel, no relation to the Nels of Potchefstroom or Mariental. Not on your nelly! Moz dude's gone from 'bit player' to headliner in the reality show equivalent of a nanosecond!! OK, OK Leo fans, I know his weird, wonderful and kinky ways have had some of you intrigued for a while.

God and guns are what our country was founded upon. But more and more, these pillars of American life and liberty are being attacked and abandoned out of not only sheer bias but also ignorance of our Founding Fathers, the Revolutionary period and our Constitution.

I'm sure my blood pressure has risen countless times over the past year watching the federal government overspend.

Pat Fondiller at The Gate. Sam Chung. It's easy to envy Pat Fondiller, a beermeister of Park Slope institution The Gate .

For years, right-wingers burned under the collar as they watched protesters set fire to the American flag.

A film crew shoots a scene for the Rev. Robert A. Schuller's Everyday Life on the downtown Square on Friday afternoon.

Actor Chuck Norris, and his wife, Gina, introduce Republican presidential hopeful, former Arkansas Gov.

Actor Chuck Norris is shown his Lone Wolf Ranch in Texas in this Jan. 20, 2008, file photo.

Actor Chuck Norris is shown his Lone Wolf Ranch in Texas in this Jan. 20, 2008, file photo.

I have a son that is a big fan of the "Walker Texas Ranger" television program. He owns DVD sets of several complete seasons.

Why would some people desire to have a preschool in every government-run K-12 public school, competing against all of the private options for the care of the young children in whom South Dakotans have prided themselves since the settlers came across the prairie? Recently, freedom advocate and famous actor of "Walker, Texas Ranger" fame, Chuck ...

I don't know what kind of glamor Robert Pattinson has put on his "Twilight" co-star Michael Welsh, but it's going to get both of them in serious trouble.

Don't worry. You're not hallucinating, or, to be in tune with what you just saw, having an acid flashback.

Picking up immediately after Part 3, Jason is taken to the morgue. He breaks out and heads back to the lake to terrorize those renting a house.

The beginning is such a mess -- what with the two separate flashbacks, the ill-written narration , the superfluous sightseeing tour, the credits that come in two distant installments, and the slow-motion, silhouetted kung-fu fight that looks like an abstract, James Bond-style credits sequence but turns out to be a preview of an actual event -- that ...

The single most tragic event of my life took place in 1970. It was the day I heard my younger brother Wieland was killed in Vietnam.