John Mayer: Dreamy, famous and, oh yeah, he can play

he also is a publicity seeker who does anything for attention : go figure....

Did you hear that John was sweet enough
to get his old flame kicked out of potentially
bad situation???

I heard about it, and I laughed my ass off.

Jennifer (they say) started tripping, and felt
uncomfortable, and wanted to know "what SHE was
doing here? and John took swift action to have
HER removed...post haste!!!

Well, naturally, this brings a song to mind:

"Gettin' In The Way"
by Jill Scott

www.youtube.com
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OH!!!
The humanity!!!!

Here are the lyrics to the above song:

Youre gettin the way of what Im feelin
Youre gettin the way of what Im feelin
Youre gettin the way of what Im feelin
Youre gettin the way of what Im feelin

Sister girl
I know you dont understand
But you goin have to understand hes my man now
What you had is gone
I think its sweet
Its stronger than any lie you can tell on me
He knows my heart and thats the part
Yo roots are dug up
So you might as well give up
I see your intentions
You cant handle the truth
He let you go a long time ago
Now its time to turn him loose

Youre gettin the way of what Im feelin
Youre gettin the way of what Im feelin
Youre gettin the way of what Im feelin
Youre gettin the way of what Im feelin

Suga honey girl fly fly away
I been a lady up to now dont know how much more I can take
Queens shouldnt swing if you know what I mean
But Im bout to take my earrings off get me some vasaline
(you betta go on get out my face girl you betta chill)
Chill and I mean it
(you betta back down before you get smacked down you betta chill)
You betta relax yourself
(you betta go on get out my face girl you betta chill
Hes my man and nobody elses

Youre gettin the way of what Im feelin
Youre gettin the way of what Im feelin
Youre gettin the way of what Im feelin
Youre gettin the way of what Im feelin

Everything was beautiful between me and him
And here come you talkin about me
Tellin him that you seen me up 24th street
With them other cats
But you know thats a lie
You keep lying to my man
Girlfriend
Im go take you out in the middle of the street and whoop yo tail
All this worth 5.99 or something like that

Youre gettin the way of what Im feelin
Youre gettin the way of what Im feelin
Youre gettin the way of what Im feelin
Youre gettin the way of what Im feelin

why are you so interested in Aniston, Blondie ?

dannie wrote:

why are you so interested in Aniston, Blondie ?

All the way from Paris, France!!!
My heart is racing like a locomotive train.

I am almost out of breath with excitement
and honor...

I am a fool.
I try to be funny.
I try to entertain with my ridiculous typing.
I need a man.
I need a job.
I would love to end up with a man with loads of money.
I love movies and people that are good at their kraft.
The tabloids delight me.
The celebrities interest me.

Can I stop here, are do you want to know what I
had for breakfast?

John Mayer is garabge! Overrated! And, apparantley a real jerk!

I am becoming a fan of John Mayer.
I think that he is quirkey.

Do you remember Phoebie's brother
on the show of "Friends?"

He was so very strange and wonderful...
just my type!!!(I am nuts about the actor
that played that part. He is showing up in
some very good movies, and he is totally
convencing, too. I wonder if he ever made
a play for Jen's pinks.)

Haaaa haaaa ha.

I would have said, "Yes!!!"

Rickie Lee Jones sang:

"chuck e's in love"
www.youtube.com

The original version is sooo cool.

Would someone please tell me
the three songs that you most love,
by

John Mayer

and by Chris Martin.

I really want to know, so that I can
try to get a buzzz for them.

I will certainly listen to them on www.youtube.com
and get back with you.

They both have found lovely ladies
the shall inspire them
to a wonderful extent.

I think that I shall sit and watch
"Room 1408" for the 999th time!!!

Goodnight!!!

Does "Fear Itself" come on t.v.
tonight????

Jennifer Aniston followed John Mayer all around the UK and Europe last week while he was playing gigs.

Everything was fine until Jenny spotted Kimbo Stewart backstage at John's Hard Rock Calling show at Hyde Park in London.

Kimbo and John apparently know each other, but Jenny doesn't want any hos around "who reminds her that he used to be a player," claims one source.

Bitch better take John and move to Mongolia then, because John is a mega slut. Shit, I'm sure there's a camel in Mongolia who has hit that shit.

According to the Mirror, Jenny immediately told security to kick Kimbo out.

Kimbo wouldn't move even though bouncers told her a couple of times that she had to take her nastiness elsewhere.

John finally stepped in and demanded Kimbo be kicked out.

A source said, "Kim was pulled off the stage and escorted through the Hard Rock VIP tent with a face like thunder, shouting:

'Why doesn't he want me here? Is this because of her?' "She totally embarrassed herself, but Jen looked relieved."

When you start becoming jealous of the fugness known as Kimbo Stewart, it's time to check yourself into the nearest mental facility. Game over.
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(Copied from www.D-listed.com )

Well Blondie,

I think Jolie would have the same problem, if Bradleys Past Lovers ever came in contact with him again
It works both ways, just goes to show that Jenn is more 'protective' this time around!!!hahahaha

I would guess given her past experience, Jennifer is probably not as trusting as she used to be. Who could blame her?

Well, I think that I shall go over to www.justjared.com

and see if I can get a good look
at John Mayer's new buzz hair cut.

And they say that Jennifer has lightened up
her blonde hair a notch!!!

I shall return at my earliest convenience.

blondie wrote:

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All the way from Paris, France!!!
My heart is racing like a locomotive train.
I am almost out of breath with excitement
and honor...
I am a fool.
I try to be funny.
I try to entertain with my ridiculous typing.
I need a man.
I need a job.
I would love to end up with a man with loads of money.
I love movies and people that are good at their kraft.
The tabloids delight me.
The celebrities interest me.
Can I stop here, are do you want to know what I
had for breakfast?

Stop trying at all the things you posted you failed miserably. If I were you I would settel for a man period. Maybe it would help your disposition but I doubt he would stay long.
Your post mostly DON'T sound like love.
Ignore Blondies rudeness. She's a sad pathetic creature. BORING.......ZZZZZZZZZZ same old same old.

Oh!!!
I'll bet that John Mayer can kiss
and kiss for hours.

Just look at his sweet mouth.

And Jen must really enjoy those endless kisses.

I like John's hair cut.

Now, if we could just stuff all of that hair
down inside of Vince's pie hole....

blondie wrote:

I like John's hair cut.
Now, if we could just stuff all of that hair
down inside of Vince's pie hole....

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ senseless dribble...I unlike you Blondie don't know these people in reality or fantasy...offer up your own pie hole...it was your idea...open wide...LOL

Vince, don't you wish that your last name
was Vaughn. Then YOU would be Vince Vaughn,
and rich and famous. You would have know the
delightful pleasure of being Jennifer Aniston's
boyfriend, and then her betrothed, and then her
dismissed lover, and then her friend with benefits, and finally her....what?

Someone who gets to talk to her on the phone
constantly? or is all of THAT chatter suddenly
halted?

John Mayer may be intercepting her late night calls....every single last one of them!!!

Haaa haaaa ha.

I think that "The Last Comic Standing" comes on
tonight...

and so does "Fear Itself."

I have to fix a great mound of snacks
to stuff down my gizzard,
and a tall dring...and boy!!!
I can't wait for the action to start.

I wonder if Vince Vaughn watches
"Last Comic Standing."
I'll bet that he has some great material
that he could use, concerning his affair
with Aniston, but he much to sweet to ever
mention her in one of his routines.

Let's hope that he never takes to the stage
pissy drunk!!!

Haaaa haaaa ha.

Sweet love song...that I can not find of
www.youtube.com

Pamela, please put it on youtube for us to hear,
you sweet and generous creature.
Thanks again, for putting on "Satisfaction"
by Smokey Robinson.

("I Want The Night To Stay" by Luther Vandross)

It's a sweet song.
It's super long.