Defense Secretary Orders Nuclear Inventory

Well! Guess what?

There's going to be a ~few~ nukes missing, and well gee, there's also going to be some kind of nuke threat >REAL SOON NOW< by the current NAZIs in office.

YUP!

You read the correctly! THE NAZIs in office are going to say: OH MY GOODNESS!!! WE ARE MISSING A NUKE or several, and THEN: GUESS WHAT?

Why, ladies and gentlemen, there's going to be one of several scenarios, all of them involving a 'nuke, or several.'

SCARE >YOU< out of >YOUR< wits?

DON'T EVEN SAY THAT >YOU< weren't warned ...

One hopes so. We need some sort of dimwit theme for morons to counteract the other side's dimwit themes for morons. You know which ones...the ones that say Bill's wife or Mr.!CHANGE! are serious presidential candidates.

Oh, and by the way, the Nazis were socialists, not right wingers.:)

Highlander wrote:

Well! Guess what?
There's going to be a ~few~ nukes missing, and well gee, there's also going to be some kind of nuke threat >REAL SOON NOW< by the current NAZIs in office.
YUP!
You read the correctly! THE NAZIs in office are going to say: OH MY GOODNESS!!! WE ARE MISSING A NUKE or several, and THEN: GUESS WHAT?
Why, ladies and gentlemen, there's going to be one of several scenarios, all of them involving a 'nuke, or several.'
SCARE >YOU< out of >YOUR< wits?
DON'T EVEN SAY THAT >YOU< weren't warned ...

Are you a Jerico Fan?

Good idea...

Azjaeger wrote:

One hopes so. We need some sort of dimwit theme for morons to counteract the other side's dimwit themes for morons. You know which ones...the ones that say Bill's wife or Mr.!CHANGE! are serious presidential candidates.
Oh, and by the way, the Nazis were socialists, not right wingers.:)

The dimwits in office (or are they only playing dumb?) are not really Nazis. In today’s Western world you can’t be that heavy handed – yet.

But the Nazis in Germany were in no way “socialists” in any way that that word is understood in America – especially not as it is misused by the “Right” to describe the “Left” in the U.S. The name of the Nazi Party did of course include the word “socialist” but the doctrine was clearly Fascist and known as the Ultra-right for good reason.

…otherwise your post was…well, cute

I suppose this worthless government worker has to do something to look like he is earning his keep.

Highlander wrote:

Well! Guess what?
There's going to be a ~few~ nukes missing, and well gee, there's also going to be some kind of nuke threat >REAL SOON NOW< by the current NAZIs in office.
YUP!
You read the correctly! THE NAZIs in office are going to say: OH MY GOODNESS!!! WE ARE MISSING A NUKE or several, and THEN: GUESS WHAT?
Why, ladies and gentlemen, there's going to be one of several scenarios, all of them involving a 'nuke, or several.'
SCARE >YOU< out of >YOUR< wits?
DON'T EVEN SAY THAT >YOU< weren't warned ...

Then discover the stuff was delivered to some enigmatic and inaccessible source connected to Osama, connected to Al Qeada, connected to Saddam, connected to insurgents, connected to Shiites, connected to Muqtada Al Sadr, connected to hired bombers, connected to outsourced IED parts, connected to Syrian suppliers, connected to Hezbullah, connected to Hamas, connected to the guy with the apple cart, connected to top Iranian Islamic Radical Fundamentalists who are threatening Israel.

Thus the groundwork for invading or nuking Iran.

The more people throw the word "Nazi" around the less effective it's true meaning. Keep throwing it out there folks. Good show.

The most dangerous threat to the USA is not terrorists. It is the careless or deliberate mistakes of the Pentagon. Billions of dollars missing, accidently sending nuclear parts to Taiwan, and last year it was the case of parts of planes sold to Iran supposedly by mistake. Americans need to start cleaning house before it is too late.

another-peace-nic wrote:

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But the Nazis in Germany were in no way “socialists” in any way that that word is understood in America – especially not as it is misused by the “Right” to describe the “Left” in the U.S. The name of the Nazi Party did of course include the word “socialist” but the doctrine was clearly Fascist and known as the Ultra-right for good reason.
…otherwise your post was…well, cute

Nazi's were/are Nationalist Socialists. They believed in socialist rights for pureblooded Germans only, backed up by an overpowering police state. Kind of a combination of Hillary, G.W. Dumbo, and David Duke. MMMMMM doesn't that make a pretty picture!

Highlander wrote:

Well! Guess what?
There's going to be a ~few~ nukes missing, and well gee, there's also going to be some kind of nuke threat >REAL SOON NOW< by the current NAZIs in office.
YUP!
You read the correctly! THE NAZIs in office are going to say: OH MY GOODNESS!!! WE ARE MISSING A NUKE or several, and THEN: GUESS WHAT?
Why, ladies and gentlemen, there's going to be one of several scenarios, all of them involving a 'nuke, or several.'
SCARE >YOU< out of >YOUR< wits?
DON'T EVEN SAY THAT >YOU< weren't warned ...

Jelly beaner!

HHC wrote:

The most dangerous threat to the USA is not terrorists. It is the careless or deliberate mistakes of the Pentagon. Billions of dollars missing, accidently sending nuclear parts to Taiwan, and last year it was the case of parts of planes sold to Iran supposedly by mistake. Americans need to start cleaning house before it is too late.

I would have to modify that and mention one of the threats is thoughtless and inflammatory posts. I think the original author was a little like Hilary Clinton and embellished information.

Do they really expect everyone to believe that this was an accident?

Prescott Bush(W's Grandfather) was the LARGEST financial backer of Adolph Hitler...FACT...He was warned by the US government on SEVERAL occasions to cease and desist and even warned with prison time...This is why you are seeing things like the Military Commisions Act and The Patriot Acts...Thet are preparing a nightmare scenario to push the American People(the last true resistance to Global Governmnet) into a police state grid that will prevent us from banding together and stopping them...These people are in fact(like Uncle Adolph) occultists and most likely devil worshippers...Sound far fetched?...Ask the Jews who were gassed at Auschwitz if these things are possible and men are evil enough to do these things.

I appreciate a good security policy as much as the next guy. Good procedures help employees understand that no, it's not OK to spend all morning surfing porn sites, and yes, it really matters if they leave strategic plans spread out in a conference room for all the cleaning staff to see or send top secret parts to Taiwan.But sometimes, good judgment just has to trump the policy book. The rules, after all, are not there to give security folks authority—they're there to make the organization secure.

Has anyone ever noticed that one of the many reasons behind the advent of the nuclear bomb was to prevent war/invasion on the grounds of a superior retaliatory force vaporizing them? Oh how they lauded peace on earth and international unity and all kinds of mutual cooperation among the nations for the good of mankind.

We were taught this rot in Social Studies class.

Well they and their cronies got what they wanted, probably trillions in military contracts, but no one else, namely the mass of people, got what they supported and approved because now nuclear weapons are the very premise of wars and invasions.

The exact opposite.

Isn't this an episode of "24"?

Highlander wrote:

Well! Guess what?
There's going to be a ~few~ nukes missing, and well gee, there's also going to be some kind of nuke threat >REAL SOON NOW< by the current NAZIs in office.
YUP!
You read the correctly! THE NAZIs in office are going to say: OH MY GOODNESS!!! WE ARE MISSING A NUKE or several, and THEN: GUESS WHAT?
Why, ladies and gentlemen, there's going to be one of several scenarios, all of them involving a 'nuke, or several.'
SCARE >YOU< out of >YOUR< wits?
DON'T EVEN SAY THAT >YOU< weren't warned ...

Paco wrote:

<quoted text> I would have to modify that and mention one of the threats is thoughtless and inflammatory posts. I think the original author was a little like Hilary Clinton and embellished information.

Taiwan, Taiwan ? Taiwan is China and I will bet you they paid handsomely for the parts ! How incredible convenient, we owe China several hundred billion dollars in trade and highly secretive nuclear arms parts, are now discovered missing after 18 months and believed to be headed for Taiwan. China is desperately seeking Oil in Northern Africa and working with the Iranian government developing Oil fields in Iran and Sudan. Iran is working on developing nuclear plants ? This is all very convenient; China needs Oil, Iran has Oil and need Nuclear Power Plants and parts and we need money to pay off – China and China has a great deal of money. Finally - we need reasons to be aggressive with Iran, Iran is threatening Iraq. perhaps we have just discovered a good reason and it only took 18 months and some lost nuclear parts. Conjecture ? yes - in part. Could it be ? I would say, very likely.

Um... Shouldn't there already have been an inventory of the nuclear weapons, McFly?? Shouldn't this say that they should be doing an audit of the inventory??

The mistake of sending the wrong weapons along with this announcment make our country look like total morons. Doesn't more than one person check the box to make sure the item inside is what was listed to be shipped?? I mean we are out there saying that we are worried about other countries having nuclear weapons because they'll not be managed properly and we aren't even managing our own.

There is no room for error here. We need to secure our nuclear facilities and weapons to the highest level possible.

Let's stop having our government spend OUR money talking about freaking baseball players and have them focus on what is really important.

Where is your brain?