Bachmann shines among grassroots conservatives

Michele Bachmann is beautiful, fascinating, exciting. She is the people's champion.

Bachmann is vapid, vacant, misdirected and delusional. Sh'e gotten a taste of the lime light and is smitten with fame... and will do anything to keep it.

She is unAmerican and dangerous to the Union.. rather traitorous

(Tune - "Margaritaville")

Nibbling on dumb cake
With his dull first mate
Nancy Pelosi can make you feel ill
Lying' and blabbing
No one is laughing
The total obsession with passing his bill.

Wastin' away again in his Obamaville
Lookin' for a president with a brain
Some people say that it's the liberals' own fault
Yes, I know, the libs are insane.

I don't know the reason
He lies every season
No jobs to show as each month passes by
Forget the swine flu vac.
We never will get that
But in Gitmo they've got an ample supply.

Wastn' away again in his Obamaville
Lookin' for a president with a brain
Some people say that it's the liberals' own fault
Yes, I know, the libs are insane.