Woman jailed after man complains about her cooking

A southwest Florida woman was arrested after deputies said she assaulted her 71-year-old common-law husband after he complained about her cooking.

[girlbinbad]

At least it was about her cooking and not the way she loaded the dishwasher...

[Ritchy Rich]

Hmm, the lady was in Lee County FL, that's where my ex is from. What's up with Florida people... are they all bat sh!t crazy or just 75% of them?

I believe it was FL where the black woman tried to run down her BF for not going to church as well.

[MeanandNasty]

It doesn't say, but was this another food assault? What was it this time? We haven't had a spaghetti assault yet.

[greeneyedmexi]

girlbinbad wrote:

At least it was about her cooking and not the way she loaded the dishwasher...

Can't a lady catch a break?
If he doesn't like it, he needs to find a way to feed hiself. In the fashion of Madea, I woulda hit him with a pan of grits.

[Ritchy Rich]

I cook too, and if my lady says it tastes bad, I either agree or not.. but I don't get all b!tchy about it and upset. It now seems as if you ask a woman to cook something or tell a woman her cooking is bad, you are being demeaning and treater her like a slave. Nope, sorry.... we all do cooking and I am not gonna blow smoke and tell somebody something that sucks is good... truth hurts, but suck it up. If you read the article, it did say he went to the bedroom to eat, so apparently even though he didn't think it was that great, he was eating it.

greeneyedmexi wrote:

<quoted text>Can't a lady catch a break?
If he doesn't like it, he needs to find a way to feed hiself. In the fashion of Madea, I woulda hit him with a pan of grits.

[---april---]

MeanandNasty wrote:

It doesn't say, but was this another food assault? What was it this time? We haven't had a spaghetti assault yet.

"He went to the bedroom and began eating, and authorities said the woman then threw a phone at him."
I think she was just encouraging him to call Pizza Hut.

[girlbinbad]

greeneyedmexi wrote:

<quoted text>Can't a lady catch a break?
If he doesn't like it, he needs to find a way to feed hiself. In the fashion of Madea, I woulda hit him with a pan of grits.

I absolutely love Madea. If more woman stood their ground like she does then we'd all either be in jail or very well respected(scared of)...

No woman can't catch a break not in this day and time. Men either can't handle the fact of us being independent or think we should be a Monk stuck at home on our backs or over a stove.

My view is if you don't like my cooking, you'll either eat it, feed yourself. or starve. Your feet and hands aren't broken, but are liable to be if you say my cooking is bad!(LOL)

[girlbinbad]

and excuse me woman should have been Women...oops got over excited....

[reebie_]

girlbinbad wrote:

<quoted text>
I absolutely love Madea. If more woman stood their ground like she does then we'd all either be in jail or very well respected(scared of)...
No woman can't catch a break not in this day and time. Men either can't handle the fact of us being independent or think we should be a Monk stuck at home on our backs or over a stove.
My view is if you don't like my cooking, you'll either eat it, feed yourself. or starve. Your feet and hands aren't broken, but are liable to be if you say my cooking is bad!(LOL)

have you seen the new one,,,madea goes to jail??? no lets downs!! awsome!!,,,,,CALLDAPOOPOOBITCH !!!

[girlbinbad]

reebie_ wrote:

<quoted text>
have you seen the new one,,,madea goes to jail??? no lets downs!! awsome!!,,,,,CALLDAPOOPOOBITCH !!!

Yes I've seen it and loved it. The woman is da Bomb...Even tho she's played by a man, goes to show some men can sympathize with what a woman actually has to deal with in her lifetime. Tyler Perry gets my props....
His plays are great too, if you ever get the opp to see one.Tell it like it is!

[DILF]

"Woman jailed after man complains about her cooking"

Dang.....If this law existed in New York, My mother-in-law would have gotten a life sentence!!!! Her food SUCKS!!!!!....and she's Italian!!!! I mean really, how the heck do you burn ravioli?

[MeanandNasty]

---april--- wrote:

<quoted text>
"He went to the bedroom and began eating, and authorities said the woman then threw a phone at him."
I think she was just encouraging him to call Pizza Hut.

You're probably right. Could it be considered an indirect food assault?

[reebie_]

girlbinbad wrote:

<quoted text>
Yes I've seen it and loved it. The woman is da Bomb...Even tho she's played by a man, goes to show some men can sympathize with what a woman actually has to deal with in her lifetime. Tyler Perry gets my props....
His plays are great too, if you ever get the opp to see one.Tell it like it is!

i agree,,,ive heard about his plays,,havnt see any,,,,but the madeas,,,are brilliant,,,,, not too impressed with his sitcom,,,but ya cant be 100 percent....

[tallyho]

DILF wrote:

"Woman jailed after man complains about her cooking"
Dang.....If this law existed in New York, My mother-in-law would have gotten a life sentence!!!! Her food SUCKS!!!!!....and she's Italian!!!! I mean really, how the heck do you burn ravioli?

maybe it is her way of saying eat at home don't mooch here.

[tallyho]

he is lucky... my ex is like Capt. Kirk , a kitchen is a place she has never been before

[writewingproxyco ntin]

This is not what the telephone commercial meant by "reach out and touch someone."

[Old Sam]

I agree with tally...when I wanna hide something from my wife, I put it in the oven.

True story...

[---april---]

greeneyedmexi wrote:

<quoted text>Can't a lady catch a break?
If he doesn't like it, he needs to find a way to feed hiself. In the fashion of Madea, I woulda hit him with a pan of grits.

That's the problem with all this modern technology. The phones are getting too small to do any real damage so we're left no choice but to resort to the good ol' frying pan.

[---april---]

Old Sam wrote:

I agree with tally...when I wanna hide something from my wife, I put it in the oven.
True story...

lol I've melted too many dishes to count because I'll preheat the oven and I've forgotten that I hid dirty dishes in there.

[The REAL Deal]

Women,can't live with 'em,can't bury them in a shallow grave in the yard...