Woman Charged in MySpace Hoax Suicide

A federal grand jury on Thursday indicted a Missouri woman for her alleged role in perpetrating a hoax on the online social network MySpace against a 13-year-old neighbor girl who then committed suicide. via ClipSyndicate

[Amberina]

Very sick world we are living in when a woman has to do this to a child, I hope she never sees the light of day. Sick sick woman. My thoughts are with the girls family.

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[smart]

I think that its mess up what happen but it is still innocent no matter what yall say b/c it did not know what happen til it happen. It did not do anything holla