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Vietnam

Pay No Bribe, and You'll Get VC ... Wild ... Monkey

================== ==== The HaNoi's Gold Mining Enterprise ================== ==== The VC leader called a new party member for questioning - Comrade, why did you lie in your application? - Lying? - the new Party member surprised - You said your father was a worker, but our investigation indicates that he used to work in a brothel house - Dear comrade, That's true, But I'm not lying. My father said the Party and the brothel house are both gold mines ================== ==== Zenom  (7 hrs ago | post #22)

Vietnam

MONKEY ACT : Who Is Poster(s) From Long Beach

================== ==== Pay No Bribe, and You'll Get VC ... Wild ... Monkey 2================= ==== Walking to the couple, I said - "I'm a public employee, interpreter for the police, people with me are police, here's my card" And I said to my Japanese police friend: - "Konishi, let this lady and gentleman see your badge" But other police said that they do not belong to this precinct, they can not perform an enquest. My boss then asked us to give the couple the business card just in case they want to sue the Vietnam Embassy. While Konishi tending the lady's wound, she said: - "My name is Hoa, from Tan Binh District in Saigon. I married my Japanese husband for a year now. Today I came here to renew my Vietnamese passport; but the staff here demanded 60,000 Yen (~600 USD). I refused, only paid the official passport fee. Then this accident happened" ================== ==== Zenom  (7 hrs ago | post #518)

Vietnam

MONKEY ACT - A Day of Gook Work !!!

================== ==== The Whole Staff of Vietnam Embassy in Tokyo ... Fled - Such a Shame http://www.tuoitre vhn.com/index.php? act=news&cat=8 5&sub=85&i d=25733 1================= ===== This story happened on May 15, 2009 at the VietNam Embassy in Tokyo. When we entered the Embassy, several Japanese and VietNamese were surrounding a Vietnamese lady. There was nobody at the reception counter. I asked loudly, in both Japanese and Vietnamese, but no response from inside I asked an old Japanese man: "What happened ? terrorism ?". - "I saw the lady talking to the Embassy staff, sounded like in Vietnamese. Then she put away a blue passport into her bag, and there was arguement. The lady was about to leave then the Embassy staff suddenly jumped over the desk, chased after her, grabbed her handbag. The violent action made the lady fell and her head hit a table, blood was streaming down her face. Goddamnit! I don't think they are diplomats, properly educated. The way they acted, like street thugs" he answered ================== ==== In 36 Contigency Plans, Fleeing is the Best (Trong 36 Ke, Dao Vi Thuong Sach) ================== ==== - "With hands covering her bloody head, she ran outside and called her waiting husband. He immediately ran inside, yelled in Japanese. demanding a police presence ... The VN Embassy staff here didn't seem to understand Japanese, but looking at the extremely angry husband and they just simply ... fled" the old Iapanese added ================== ==== Zenom  (7 hrs ago | post #166)

Vietnam

Dang Cong San : How to Hide 30 Billions US Dollar LOOT ?

================== ==== Tales of HaNoi Leaders on Foreign Trips http://www.tuoitre vhn.com/index.php? act=category&i d=85 ⊂ = 85 & page = 13 ================== ==== A former Poliburo member on a trip to 2 countries A, B 1================= ==== When arriving country A, the Hanoi delegation were staying in a small hotel with small bed. The first night, the Master turned his body and ... landed on the floor. Since this was not an official stopover, no diplomatic reception presented except staffs from Vietnam Embassy The delegation stayed there for 2 days - of strolling around; Watching the streets, orderly traffic flows, wonderful architectures ... impressed the vistors very much. After the trip, noticing that the Master spouting less slogans with pride as compared to before. The Master has a particular passion for electronic gadgets. In Hanoi, he already showed off his many little cellular phones and laptop computers. But while at some shopping district, He had an urge to collect some more. After looking around for awhile, the Master dicided to add another new digital camera in his large collection Currently, the Master has retired, but sometimes appearing in some foreign country for .... medical treatment! ================== ==== Zenom  (7 hrs ago | post #66)

Vietnam

JOKE : Ho Chi Minh, Dang Cong San, Viet Cong, VEM, Uncle Ho

================== === Interesting thing happened to me today; I had a run in with the law! http://www.mytripj ournal.com/travel- Vietnam-Ho_Chi_Min h_City ================== === I am sure if you have been to any Asian city, you will know there are millions of motorbikes (no joke). Well in Ho Chi Minh City this is the same; the bikes do not seem to follow any road rules; in fact during our trip we would say to stop at a red stop light is a guideline and not a rule because nobody stops. This is the same as a one way street; the one way is the way you are going and your mate may be going the other way; that’s ok as he is only going 1 way. The footpaths; they are only for pedestrians, as long as there is not a traffic jam and the bikes take it over. Are you getting my point; there does not seem to be any rules as such; however, that was until this morning. I decided to take a nice walk in the park; I had my ipod in and sat and watched the people. I was having a lovely time just watching and listening to music that I lay on the seat tapping my foot to the beat. Well you can imagine that this is no big deal as you don’t need to stop at a red light; well actually, no it was a big deal. I had a police man come running up to me saying in very broken English; GET UP, GET UP. I asked him can I lay down (clearly not understanding he said yes. So I lay down again; GET UP, GET UP, no lie. So finally I got the message. I can run a red light but I can’t lie and enjoy the parks in Vietnam. It was interesting; I did have a little fun with the policeman when I lay on the bench the 2nd time. He didn’t seem to get too upset; however, I did sit on the seat for another half an hour. While the I was sitting on the bench that policeman watched me like a hawk. ================== ==== Zenom  (7 hrs ago | post #153)

Vietnam

Prison in Hong Kong is better than life in Vietnam (under VC Rule) !!!

================== ==== I'm not Crazy, Comrade Inspector ================== ==== A VC inspector was visiting a mental hospital. To greet the inspector, a choir of patients queuing and sang "It's so happy to be living in the beautiful Socialist Republic of Vietnam" The inspector saw a young man who was standing in the corridor, he asked: - Why don't you sing? - Comrade Inspector, I'm not crazy, I'm just working here ================== ==== Zenom  (10 hrs ago | post #66)

Vietnam

Dang Cong San VietNam - Versus - Hoa Hao Buddhists

================== ==== Pay No Bribe, and You'll Get VC ... Wild ... Monkey 2================= ==== Walking to the couple, I said - "I'm a public employee, interpreter for the police, people with me are police, here's my card" And I said to my Japanese police friend: - "Konishi, let this lady and gentleman see your badge" But other police said that they do not belong to this precinct, they can not perform an enquest. My boss then asked us to give the couple the business card just in case they want to sue the Vietnam Embassy. While Konishi tending the lady's wound, she said: - "My name is Hoa, from Tan Binh District in Saigon. I married my Japanese husband for a year now. Today I came here to renew my Vietnamese passport; but the staff here demanded 60,000 Yen (~600 USD). I refused, only paid the official passport fee. Then this accident happened" ================== ==== 13 July 2009 - Trouble, I Sense http://meetmeinsai gon.blogspot.com/ ================== ==== Zenom  (10 hrs ago | post #88)

Vietnam

Vietnam: Land of communist capitalism

================== ==== Before "Doi Moi" - Seven Wonders of the VC Socialist Utopia: ================== ==== 1- There is no unemployed - but nobody working at all. 2- Nobody working - but all production plan completed 3- All production plan completed - but there is nothing to buy. 4- Nothing to buy - but people still have to queue all day. 5- Queueing everywhere for everything - but the country is always going forward 6- Always going forward - but no one is happy. 7- None happy - but the leadership always win 100% of the people "support " ================== ==== After "Doi Moi" - Seven paradox of Vietnam ================== ==== 1- Everybody is doing something - but nobody actually works 2- Nobody works - but everybody gets pay 3- Everybody gets pay - but nobody can live by the low pay 4- Nobody can live by the low pay - but everybody still able to make a living 5- Everybody still able to make a living - but nobody is pleased 6- Nobody is pleased - but everybody "agrees" 7- Everybody "agrees" - but nobody dares to tell the truth ================== ==== Zenom  (10 hrs ago | post #113)

Vietnam

Dang Cong San : Massacre of Vietnamese Trotskyists (Worker Socialist)

================== ==== The "Invincible " People's Army Newspaper ================== ==== On the day of grandiose celebration of 30 year victory of Vietnam War in Hanoi - Alexandre the Great, César, and Napoleon were invited as honor guests. After the victory parade, Alexandre the Great exclaimed : - Oh HO ! If I had an army like this, I would had conquered all the way to China. César bite his tongue - Oh SHIT ! If I had these weapons, I would had be king of the whole world Napoleon sighed: - Oh MAN ! if I had the People's Army Newspaper, no one would had known the Waterloo defeat ! ================== ==== Socialist Horizon ================== ==== Zenom  (10 hrs ago | post #184)

Vietnam

VCpedia : Ve "Con COC" - VC Verse

================== ==== PhD Thesis - What's New? ================== ==== Many readers concerned the Phd policy will lead to race of degreed qualifications. Instead of dedicating to scientific research, people will "Dr" is the pedal for promotion. If the brain does not change state "born" with strategies for the short or long-term staff Not to mention, Ph.D. in Vietnam has not been recognized in the world "In my district (a secondary tier management of a city or province in Vietnam), many bureaucrates not only have an 'on the job' bachelor degree but, they manage somehow, accquire a Ph.D. in economic, Dr of agriculture ... Just imagine, what can we expect any breaktrough from them ?" Reader Minh Son (Hai Phong) stated his opinion ================== ==== According reader Nguyen Hung (Thanh Hoa), in many government levels, there appear "trimming feet to fit the shoes" ================== ==== Because, everytime a standard is set, there will be a type of training fit the new standard. For example, If cadres need to legalizing the bachelor degree, then immediately, an 'on the job' university will be created in the local to fill the requirement; ditto for master degree. "A vice president of a district can cut through by the following: completion of junior high school, 2 years of supplementary education, 3 years with 'on the job' college of agriculture and forestry. And now, he's with 'on the job' University of Agriculture and Forestry . If his job qualification requires higher degree, it's quite possible for him to 'earn' a master degree or even a Ph.D this way" Reader Hung observed ================== ==== Zenom  (10 hrs ago | post #208)

Vietnam

Dang Cong San VietNam - Versus - Hoa Hao Buddhists

================== ==== We are Living in Peace ================== ==== A Swiss journalist was visiting Hanoi zoo. He was stunned to see a lamb and a lion in the same cage. The zoo director proudly explained : - Here is a typical achievement of our superior Socialism system. We all can live in peace The peaceful journalist nodded and amazed with shock and awe. When the director left, he asked the caretaker of the cage in the zoo: - How can you do it? Keeping a lion and a lamb in the same cage - Oh, very easy. Every day we feed this lion with 2 lambs ================== ==== Zenom  (10 hrs ago | post #87)

Vietnam

"Dang Cong San" - versus - Vietnamese Workers ... et al

================== ==== Ghost and Socialist Worker ================== ==== On a moonlight night in a Saigon cemetery, 2 ghosts got out from the tomb and talked to each other. - Oh boy! You look so skinny, so miserable! How long have you staying here? - Not long, since 1980, after 5 years living in Socialist VC. You know, we had very little to eat. How about you? You look good - Well. before 1975, there were no VC in Saigon then Suddenly a bony body, looking like a zombie, approaching. One ghost asked: - Hey buddy, how long have you been here? - I'm not dead! I'm a Socialist vanguard worker. I'm walking home after 12 hours working in factory over there ================== == Zenom  (10 hrs ago | post #71)

Vietnam

10,000 $US De Di "Lao Dong Xuat Khau" ?

================== ==== Pay No Bribe, and You'll Get VC ... Wild ... Monkey 2================= ==== Walking to the couple, I said - "I'm a public employee, interpreter for the police, people with me are police, here's my card" And I said to my Japanese police friend: - "Konishi, let this lady and gentleman see your badge" But other police said that they do not belong to this precinct, they can not perform an enquest. My boss then asked us to give the couple the business card just in case they want to sue the Vietnam Embassy. While Konishi tending the lady's wound, she said: - "My name is Hoa, from Tan Binh District in Saigon. I married my Japanese husband for a year now. Today I came here to renew my Vietnamese passport; but the staff here demanded 60,000 Yen (~600 USD). I refused, only paid the official passport fee. Then this accident happened" ================== ==== Zenom  (10 hrs ago | post #50)

Vietnam

Viet Cong real brave beating up our people

================== ==== The Whole Staff of Vietnam Embassy in Tokyo ... Fled - Such a Shame http://www.tuoitre vhn.com/index.php? act=news&cat=8 5&sub=85&i d=25733 1================= ===== This story happened on May 15, 2009 at the VietNam Embassy in Tokyo. When we entered the Embassy, several Japanese and VietNamese were surrounding a Vietnamese lady. There was nobody at the reception counter. I asked loudly, in both Japanese and Vietnamese, but no response from inside I asked an old Japanese man: "What happened ? terrorism ?". - "I saw the lady talking to the Embassy staff, sounded like in Vietnamese. Then she put away a blue passport into her bag, and there was arguement. The lady was about to leave then the Embassy staff suddenly jumped over the desk, chased after her, grabbed her handbag. The violent action made the lady fell and her head hit a table, blood was streaming down her face. Goddamnit! I don't think they are diplomats, properly educated. The way they acted, like street thugs" he answered ================== ==== In 36 Contigency Plans, Fleeing is the Best (Trong 36 Ke, Dao Vi Thuong Sach) ================== ==== - "With hands covering her bloody head, she ran outside and called her waiting husband. He immediately ran inside, yelled in Japanese. demanding a police presence ... The VN Embassy staff here didn't seem to understand Japanese, but looking at the extremely angry husband and they just simply ... fled" the old Iapanese added ================== ==== Zenom  (10 hrs ago | post #55)

Vietnam

VietNam : Compare to VK, Taiwan, Malaysia ...

================== ==== How many patents Hanoi Supreme Intelligence Have Produced? http://web.datviet .com/blogs/forums/ khoa-ha-c-cha-nh-t ra-political-scien ce/176694-thia-n-a e-ae-ng-xhcn.html ================== ==== According a recent report by the Rockefeller Institute (Australia Branch) - After 30 years, oversea Vietnamese of 3 million, produced 15.500 patents around the world - Thailand with 70 million people : 6500 patents - Singapore with 5 million people : 7500 patents While the Unified Vietnam of 85 millions under Hanoi Communist Rulers , produced a shameful 258 patents ================== ==== VC Super Accountant ================== ==== A manager of a SOE energy company used the company fund to pay for his China trip. He even bragged that he had a super 5 year program accounting degree issued by his superior. He doesn't need to do any real work since there are a teamful of capable subordinates working for him - You know, I want to travel to China. I just ordered my subordinates to 'prepare' paperwork with 40 millions VND expense. If whoever dare to complain, he can stay home". He added: He was a guerilla in Cu Chi ... even very basic accounting is beyond his comprehension ... but he is a super accountant in Vietnam ================== ==== Zenom  (10 hrs ago | post #100)