Yahweh Profile

Headline:

You gonna eat that?

Hometown:

Wasilla, AK

Neighborhood:

The Woods

Local Favorites:

Deer, domestic cats, dogs, jack rabbits, raccoon, badgers, pigs, wild turkey, slow people, pet hamsters left outside.

I Belong To:

The Holy Order Of Nocturnal Felines (THOONF) also the sound I make as I jump on your back.

When I'm Not on Topix:

I'm out casing your neighborhood.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

It may save your life.

I'm Listening To:

A hamster squealing.

Read This Book:

101 ways of pouncing on deer.

On My Mind:

My next meal. Your Doberman.

Blog / Website / Homepage:

http://www.punishianity.com