If there's a need to explain it, folks, then "Eddy Did It."
Sperm cells created from female embryo
In case you haven't already read about it, the human Y-chromosome has been in various stages of breakdown for several millennia. The next time you're abducted by space aliens notice that we don't have any "thingies " down there. It's your future! So go ahead and play with yourself for several more reincarnations but realize that a thousand years from now the only thing you'll have to suck on at night is your thumb. BTW, tell Dennis we said "Hi!" We fixed him up with a knock-out, didn't we? Be sure to remind him that she'll spontaneously combust about a week after the Super Tuesday Primaries. Tell him to set an appointment with my secretary if he has any questions. (Feb 1, 2008 | post #82)
Sperm cells created from female embryo
See there? The Pope knew about it all along and decided long ago not to waste his time. (Feb 1, 2008 | post #80)
Swiss Change Safe Sex Message on HIV
Hey, Common Sensei, aren't you just another undocumented illegal alien? BTW, is that Kryptonite I smell on your breath? I forgot to tell you I wasn't wearing a..... Never mind. You'd only worry yourself to death....so to speak. (Feb 1, 2008 | post #5)
Swiss Change Safe Sex Message on HIV
"Swiss AIDS experts said Thursday that some people with HIV who meet strict conditions and are under treatment can safely have unprotected sex with non-infected partners." Unfortunately, at least for the relatives of such previously uninfected partners, these lovers who come courting with thoughts of unprotected romance are known as necromaniacs. These relationships can cause quite a mess in the funeral homes where they are initiated. The good news is that there is no health danger whatsoever to the "passive partner." (Feb 1, 2008 | post #4)
Blue-Eyed People Have One Common Ancestor
This conversation reminds me of why I am going to vote for Barach Obama. He's got kinky hair, dark skin, brown eyes and a mouthful of shining teeth, just like Jesus who was a member of the Semitic tribe known as the Hebrews and who were related to the Arab/Egyptians and descended from the first people who came out of Africa. If Mike Huckabee encountered Obama wadding through the Jordan River, he'd probably baptize him under the flight of a peace dove and they'd sit down together -- like good Southern Baptists often do -- with a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken and quart of potato salad. Then, during the "fellowship half-hour," Obama would give him the business card of Hillary's New York psychiatrist and recommend Thorazine with bedrest. (Feb 1, 2008 | post #1047)
Blue-Eyed People Have One Common Ancestor
So THAT'S why I scratch my ass every time I eat bananas! . (Feb 1, 2008 | post #1045)
Former Reeves Co. Judge Has DWI
http://thisaintmyf irstrodeo.blogspot .com/2008/01/bob-d ean-progressive-re eves-county.html (Jan 19, 2008 | post #1)
Sex with robots wave of the future
Shucks, we've had jack-hammers since the 30s. It's the road crew that comes with them that's become unnecessary. Or so Barbara Bush tells us. (Dec 2, 2007 | post #233)
Is George Bush the worst president in history?
Darn, I made a mistake by voting Bush the worst president in history. Must have been one of those word traps 'cause he ain't a president, he's a dick and a tatter. He's the tatter and Cheney's the Dick. (Dec 2, 2007 | post #391)
Former generals, admirals question military gay policy
Paradoxically, they are "family values" Republicans who are busy passing laws against themselves so they can get reelected by idiots and steal our money. Perhaps Chester Trent Lott, Larry Craig, Mark Foley or Dennis Hastert could chime in here and tell us why that's been happening. (Dec 2, 2007 | post #310)
Former generals, admirals question military gay policy
And if they're from South Carolina they can get Dixie flags to wave on the way to the Nazi sanitarium in Charlotsville.....it's called the state house.....the one on wheels with the aluminum skirt. (Dec 2, 2007 | post #309)
Former generals, admirals question military gay policy
I think that women and blacks should be able to serve also, as long as they don't tell what sex or color they are.....and Chicanos as long as they speak English. (Dec 2, 2007 | post #306)
The best thing that ever came out of Pecos was....
As you can see, after two days no one has identified a single "best thing that has ever come out of Pecos." Maybe I should have listed coyotes, skunks and prairie dogs. (Dec 2, 2007 | post #1)
I'm not gay but I believe that Republican senators and evangelical ministers have a right to be if they want to. (Nov 23, 2007 | post #1)
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