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Brad & Angelina: Baby No. 5?

Good fer them. Now can we have some real news? If you got enuff money you can buy anything. Look at Michael Jackson.  (Apr 13, 2007 | post #17)


Simon Cowell Says He's Bigger Than Springsteen

Simon sez... Isn't that a child's game? I do not know this Simon feller. I never heard him sing. Was he with the band Washed Up when they had their one hit? His name does not compute. Oh, he's a judge on American Idol... Okay, what does that have to do with Bruce? I do not see the comparison.  (Apr 13, 2007 | post #40)


Larry Birkhead - Confirmed Father of Dannielynn

What a dope! He won the lottery. Now vanish from the earth. Go into hiding and steer clear of the media.  (Apr 13, 2007 | post #17)


Gore hopes stars can save the planet

Wasn't it Al Gore and his wife who had music lyrics labeled? Smiling politicians is up to something. Beware the Gore! It is almost as bad as the Bush. Nevermind.  (Apr 13, 2007 | post #15)



Sex is a mating. A ritual of pure lust. I find it refreshing as it cleanses the soul. Makes us happy and gives us all a goal we can achieve if we can find someone else who is hard up.  (Apr 13, 2007 | post #6)


MSNBC drops Imus simulcast amid furor over comments

Egads! I prescibe to this theory. I believe Imus was possessed by a demon briefly. He made those stupid remarks and then the demon left him to face the consequence. Them thar demons is sneaky and evil. They love to play bad games on people. Just one theory.  (Apr 13, 2007 | post #46)


Death In Airliner Lavatory Allegedly Went Unnoticed

Perhaps thar was snakes on the plane. In the crapper!  (Apr 13, 2007 | post #8)


Death In Airliner Lavatory Allegedly Went Unnoticed

Constipation will surely kill you.  (Apr 13, 2007 | post #6)

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why are americans so fat

Naw, I is a bona fide sex symbol.  (Apr 12, 2007 | post #7)


The Wonderful World of Your Imagination

Huh? You ought to live in Hoopee Holler. We got thesehere flying dragons that fly around during the night belching fire and eating whatever or whoever happens to get in their way. I think the Military had these dragons created as a weapon. The dragons escaped and are now on the prowl. Three barns have been burned. Two people are missing and several heads of livestock are missing.  (Apr 12, 2007 | post #62)


Alaska Moose Brings Down Helicopter

Ah,Ha! Rocky taught Bullwinkle how to fly!  (Apr 12, 2007 | post #7)

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Report: Waltrip charged with reckless driving

Don't be so hard on the guy. He can only turn left. Not right. Give him a break. I ran off the road once and was not drunk. I was distracted by a buttnaked woman standing on the side of the road. She was waving a blue tube top at me. Yep, I ran right off the road. Lucky fer me, I was in my 4-wheel drive Jeep and got back on the road. The buttnaked woman got a ride in an 18-wheeler.  (Apr 12, 2007 | post #125)

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why are americans so fat

Who sez being skinny is a good thing..? Who sez being fat is a good thing..? What is just right..? I have the questions but none of the answers. I think a person needs to push away from the table and hit the couch. We must keep the couch tater industry going.  (Apr 12, 2007 | post #3)

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Real Men Don't....?

Real Men...Open doors fer ladies and children. Real Men do what they can to make certain their families are well taken care of. Real men ain't afeared to admit it when they is wrong. Real Men stand at the urinal when they take a leak. Real Men say, "Yes, dear! I put the toilet seat down fer you." Real Men do what is right no matter what others may think.  (Apr 12, 2007 | post #10)

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Being single has social advantages

Naw, I ain't single. I got married. If I was single I would still have a love life. Yuk,Yuk! Just joking, dear!  (Apr 12, 2007 | post #2)

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