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Bennington, VT

witch uh deez iz troo bout mee (KY_aka_Kiel)?

That is right! Why didn't you just name that person? His name is Mark Santelli!  (Nov 17, 2013 | post #86)

Bennington, VT

What type of town is Bennington

It sure doesn't help when people refuse to believe how bad it is...  (Oct 7, 2013 | post #84)

Bennington, VT

i swallow

hoo arr yew sayins knot reel?  (Oct 7, 2013 | post #5)

Bennington, VT

Sybil's Psychiatrist

eye wud liek maerky two foe fer thuh heed vice theripee. udderwize, hee willl keap positin hear.  (Sep 7, 2013 | post #28)

Bennington, VT

How did Kiel KY Smellyboy get his new computer office job.

That boy KY is really piling up the votes!  (Aug 21, 2013 | post #65)

Bennington, VT

Break-in arrests lead to alleged cigarette thieves

Please speek inglish. Or at leest wuffurdese.  (Jan 21, 2013 | post #117)

Bennington, VT

Break-in arrests lead to alleged cigarette thieves

If shee kin run fasterr thenn herr brudders, wee waunt heer hear inn wuffurd. improev thuh geen poole.  (Jul 27, 2012 | post #109)

Bennington, VT

Woodford clerk: They lied about me

http://www.benning tonbanner.com/loca l/ci_19684676 Eye tink thuh wuffurd contiapatiable oughta go an arest thuh hole lot uv em! Whut iz thiss? Iz thuh hole towin currupt?  (Jan 6, 2012 | post #1)

Bennington, VT

History repeats itself

That pathetic loser is STILL attempting to post and rate other peoples posts. Beyond pathetic. Let's hope the holidays put him on suicide watch.  (Dec 6, 2011 | post #7)

Bennington, VT

Are you all Butt Hurt?

My nephew tried to ignore his rash, but he ended up needing to go to the doctor for some special cream and antibiotics.  (Oct 16, 2011 | post #2)

Bennington, VT

Vermont Composites sees growth in staff, equipment

File Coach, you have obviously been to east Bennville. You are grossly (pun intended) overestimating the cranial capacity there.  (Oct 16, 2011 | post #18)

Bennington, VT

Applejack Chapter 11 plan would not repay state

Fess up Stevie, you're 'boys' are picking apples this weekend! Seriously, I'll be able to tell you apart by the foreign accent -- Brooklynese.  (Sep 30, 2011 | post #11)

Bennington, VT

What is KY's profession?

pritty sune eye wil dis owen yew az mye neff-you. eye tol yew boye, dont heng aroun wit dem fansy pantsyes itt mey driev yew awwaye frum thuh lievstock/.  (Sep 29, 2011 | post #12)

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Headline:

Uncle Eustis

Hometown:

Woodford, Vermont

Neighborhood:

Aint got no neighbors

Local Favorites:

Marble Valley Corrections

I Belong To:

Department of Corrections

When I'm Not on Topix:

In a chain gang pickin up trash

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I said so

I'm Listening To:

Guy yelling in the next cell

Read This Book:

Easy Crimes for Dummies

Favorite Things:

Parole

On My Mind:

Parole

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www.animal-bangers.com

I Believe In:

Dont get caught stealing