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Pirates are marched down gangplank to Kenya jail

Should've been the guests of honor at a French Foreign Legion sponsored "blanket party" , then made to walk the plank......  (Apr 23, 2009 | post #3)


Breast-milk cheese served at art exhibit

So Borat Sagdiyev wasn't the only one out there who loved it..........  (Apr 20, 2009 | post #6)


Polish Politician Fumes Over "Gay" Elephant

What's Polish for the follwing...." get a life" "slow news day" "idiot politician"  (Apr 15, 2009 | post #13)


Tennis player attacks man for running lawn mower

Letting Mcenroe coach the Croatian Davis Cup team this year was not such a good idea.....  (Apr 10, 2009 | post #7)


Officials Watching 3 Escaped Monkeys

Actually, there were 4.....the one named Nesmith was captured, but the other 3 {Jones, Tork, and Dolenz} are on the loose;]  (Apr 4, 2009 | post #1)


Colorado Springs man coughs up inch-long nail

Everybody could use some key minerals in their diet, but this is not what the doctors recommend!  (Apr 4, 2009 | post #3)


Fla. student suspended from bus for passing gas

Thankfully, there were no open flames in the exploding schoolbus is not exactly good news.  (Mar 24, 2009 | post #17)


Girl, 16, gassed in chippy

Before I read this article, I thought that White Castle had opened their first intl. stores in the UK........  (Mar 19, 2009 | post #8)


Global warming creates smaller, cannibal polar bears

Maybe, but I think the penguins would be really pissed off.....the bears would think of them as a new version of seal {diet staple}  (Mar 19, 2009 | post #14)


Updates on Twitter May Result in a Mistrial

Sounds like we have the Arkansas representative for the 2009 Darwin Awards already, and it's only March. Let's see if he gets to do a little Twittering with Bubba behind bars, eh?  (Mar 13, 2009 | post #1)


Dog, missing 9 years, returned to family in Ky. who's going to be first with a Jetson's comment?  (Mar 2, 2009 | post #10)


Teed off man uses golf club in clash over manners

If it was a sand wedge, he did more with it than I did last time I played 18 holes. Still, there are better ways to settle disputes.  (Feb 20, 2009 | post #20)


Woman Goes Into Hysterics After Missing Flight

Speaking of YouTube, the angry German kid must have some foreign relatives out there.......  (Feb 17, 2009 | post #42)


Texas judge orders site to identify anonymous trolls, fla...

I thought the former East Germany's secret police {Stasis} had died off, but I guess they have decided to immigrate to Texas. Does the judge have some type of ties to the defendant???  (Feb 13, 2009 | post #85)


Mexico finds pickup truck with cocaine panels

Oh, so that explains the cloud of white powder after the bump in the parking lot.......or why that dude over there was sniffing the tailgate while holding a razor blade and a rolled-up dollar bill!  (Feb 13, 2009 | post #7)