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Add a Word, Ruin a Movie

The Gods Must Be Mohicans  (May 15, 2014 | post #2793)

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Weird Diesel Fire Turns Seattle Highway Into Blazing Hell...

We're on a highway to hell...  (May 14, 2014 | post #3)

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USPS Seeks Family of Couple Named on 1945 Letter

... to collect the postage due amount...  (May 14, 2014 | post #1)

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Police: Teen Wearing Stolen Tux Arrested at Prom

Everybody dance footloose!  (May 14, 2014 | post #11)

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Uh Clem

Mmmm, fire good!  (May 14, 2014 | post #106)

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Lonely Serbian man rejected by 5,000 women on Facebook

4,999!! Winnah, winnah, tuna dinnah!  (May 14, 2014 | post #6)

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Lonely Serbian man rejected by 5,000 women on Facebook

Make that 5,001  (May 14, 2014 | post #5)

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Woman Investigates Strange Noises in Her House, Finds a 1...

That big lump in the middle is probably the tidy bowl man or a toilet duck.  (May 14, 2014 | post #6)

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All 20,000 evacuation orders off in San Diego fire

Is that number '69'?  (May 14, 2014 | post #4)

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Uh Clem

Howdy, Red  (May 14, 2014 | post #105)

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Things you say while driving

"That's about as green as it gets, buddy!"  (May 14, 2014 | post #452)

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Add a Word, Ruin a Movie

The Mohican With One Red Shoe  (May 14, 2014 | post #2790)

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Uh Clem

Actually, clowns taste like balloon chicken.  (May 14, 2014 | post #103)

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Uh Clem

... like a banana peel on a cut that won't heal ...  (May 14, 2014 | post #101)

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= Select Committee on Benghazi =

Darn them for spending our tax dollars trying to figure out who killed JFK. What a waste, eh? Earl Warren was just a big dummy.  (May 14, 2014 | post #29)

Q & A with Uh Clem

Headline:

We're all Bozos on this bus

Neighborhood:

and Hottern Heater in Helmouth

Local Favorites:

Nick Danger, Private Eye

I Belong To:

Hello, Seekers!

When I'm Not on Topix:

I inflate my shoes and follow the vibrating blue line

Read My Forum Posts Because:

It comes in, it must go out.

I'm Listening To:

Read me, Doctor Memory?

Read This Book:

Waiting for the Electrician

Favorite Things:

Fighting Clowns

On My Mind:

This is Worker speaking. Hello.

I Believe In:

"The future is fun! ... The future is fair! ... You may already have won! ... You may already be there!"