Jan 23, 2007
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I suppose that would be due to downloading stuff from iTuna Store? (16 hrs ago | post #9)
Somebody get the garden hose and spray 'em down. (17 hrs ago | post #45)
Then there's this: https://www.youtub e.com/watch?featur e=player_detailpag e&v=2yvXowLh-P g#t=140 (17 hrs ago | post #10)
Wait for it: Someone will sue Apple after sleepwalking and frying their phone with a couple eggs for breakfast. (18 hrs ago | post #7)
by 'and the rest' do you mean the Professor and Mary Ann? (18 hrs ago | post #44)
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro -- Hunter. S. Thompson (18 hrs ago | post #289)
Is that the movie where Tom Cruise gets stuck on a deserted island with an F-14 because there isn't a runway long enough to take off from? (18 hrs ago | post #288)
When this guy has a 5 dollar foot long, it's actually made with dollar bills. (18 hrs ago | post #7)
She probably can't figure out why Mom and Dad can't continue to support her at 18 when the US government wants to keep her on their insurance coverage until she's 26. (Yesterday | post #141)
Urethra Franklin is Obama's favorite entertainer. He always tucks Ben Franklins. (Yesterday | post #2)
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