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In Pakistan, Bhutto has her own baggage -

@Hashim Syed very good. we need fair and brave men like you on this forum who can tell the truth. it has been reported that benazir and her criminal husband has stolen $1.5 billion from poor people of pakistan and never returned a dime. she is trying to kill three birds with a stone: 1) get her corruption cases dropped;2) impose her self on pakistan as prime minister for the third time to plunder all the wealth that musharraf and aziz government has generated and 3) to project herself as a political celebrity that can pacify all crazy and horny mullahs and fundos of pakistan with her reconditioned face and teeth. i have been told that she peed in her shulwar when she heard the explosion during her procession. after all it is a woman thing and i know it very well:-). personally, i think pakistan needs lionhearted man like musharraf. should pakistanis insist on having a woman prime minister, then i think begum nawazish ali will prove better than benazir because she can handle anyone, including fundos and weirdos.by the way, she is my favorite too and a role model:-)  (Nov 18, 2007 | post #2)

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Long Island Pakistanis urge U.S action in homeland -

@harminder haram zaday tum ko larki say baat kerni key tahzeeb nahee. tum kuthia key aulad hoo.  (Nov 18, 2007 | post #22)

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Time's up, Musharraf -

simmer down drama queen. things are not that bad as you are projecting. see a therapist to help you overcome your phobias. get a life,dude:-)  (Nov 18, 2007 | post #35)

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Sikh banned from wearing turban in Ireland

khalistan zindabad.  (Nov 18, 2007 | post #2)

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No solution to Kashmir Issue within Indian Constitution: Mirwaiz

kashmiristan zindabad.  (Nov 18, 2007 | post #2)

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Gilani for taking Kashmir movement to its logical End

kashmiristan zindabad.  (Nov 18, 2007 | post #2)

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25 things not to say to indian men with a small penis

42nd thing not to say to indian men with a small penis Wow, What do you call that micro-boner?:-)  (Nov 2, 2007 | post #49)

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25 things not to say to indian men with a small penis

42nd thing not to say to indian men with a small penis Wow, What do you call that micro-boner?  (Nov 2, 2007 | post #48)

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Kashmir solution should reflect wishes, aspiration of Kashmiri ...

Kashmir belongs to Kashmiris and they must be given the right of self determination. Indian army must stop killing innocent Kashmiri Muslims.  (Nov 2, 2007 | post #13)

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Exploiting the Indian Small-Penis Industry

So the Indians, they have lamentably small penii. But what does this mean for the rest of us — that is, the (relatively) enormous-wanged non-Indians in the crowd? Well, we’ve been exploiting their cheap labor for years; now’s our chance to exploit their cute li’l love nubs! Entrepreneurs, why not follow the lead of the similarly condom-shy South Africans and come up with a new line of condoms geared specially for the Indian boner? To get you started, here’s a few suggestions for product names (preferably read in an absurdly broad Indian accent). There’s one for every mood… * Clinical: “Dr. Puri’s XXXtra Snug” * Uplifting: “My Small, Brown Love” * Euphemistic: “Lifestyles UltraFit Junior” * Incredulous: “I Can’t Believe It’s a Penis!” * Refreshing: “Dic-Tacs (Fennel Flavor)” * Clever: “Scrawndoms” * Accurate: “Trojan Micropenis (with Aqualube)” * Playful: “Rubber Baby Bombay Bumpers” * Apologetic: “I Swear, This Has Never Happened Before, Baby” * Cruel: “Durex Minimum Invisi-Dick XXS (for Small Penises)” There. If that doesn’t get them Porkin’ Hindi, then nothing will. Remember who to thank when you’re raking in those rupees!  (Nov 2, 2007 | post #1)