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Terre Haute, IN

Who is Brandie Matlock????????And who is she pregnant by?...

Leave my Brandi alone  (Thursday Sep 25 | post #8)

Terre Haute, IN

Truckerbob catches Kathleen in Mcdonald's sink

I was running late after my breakfast burrito at Mcdonald's on 46. I was going take my morning routine shit when I heard the manager upset that a women was stuck in a restroom sink. I walked in to help when I saw a huge white ass and knew that was Kathleen. Kathleen was washing her hair when her hair got wrapped around the sink stopper. Well I got her out of this morning scrub down and left this embarrassing situation. I was in the mensroom when I heard a scream. I guess Garybear was there waiting for his hug a girl after a shit. You guessed it. It was Kathleen. I stayed on the toilet and waited for a email from Janitor Joey to text me of this from Kathleen. Janitor Joey said Kathleen was going to write a letter to the Governor Pence of this groping of Garybear and Truckerbob. Who I asked?.... me? Yes said Joey. Kathleen said you grabbed her titties. I said I probably did grab her titties. They were dragging on the sink when I was grabbing at her hair. Oh well last time I help Kathleen out. Thank you Kathleen for a titty grab and write in the report I saw your a tattoo on your ass...pineapple pizza hellabooza friday night slut. "I'm lovin' it''  (Wednesday Sep 24 | post #1)

Terre Haute, IN

Miss pulls a fast one sends Littlehouse to salt peter

I heard from a source that Miss is going to Iowa for a funeral this Saturday. Littlehouse pissed off for last minute death excuse. Miss said not her fault for a death. But I hear from a source that Miss had her outfit in backroom when Littlehouse looked at it and said it looks like shit and that Miss' ass will stick out. But she said to Miss it looked fine to her face. But not so fast. I heard Miss is going out with Walton to Ohio and bought Miss a new laptop so they can watch porn when they have sex. Walton needs help to get his Johnson up before he can pound Miss. I heard Littlehouse will spike Walton's morning coffee with salt peter everyday thru Friday. I heard janitor Joey told Littlehouse of this trip to Ohio Saturday during his usual blowjob in backroom with Littlehouse on Tuesday. I hope Walton can handle a double dose of salt peter. Walton's girlfriend also spiking his orange juice with salt peter to keep Walton limp so she can handle janitor Joey also. Wtf! Just like that movie Zombieland you got to double tap those zombies or they kill your ass!  (Tuesday Sep 23 | post #1)

Terre Haute, IN

Garybear hugs Littlehouse snitches

I heard from a informant that Garybear went on a bush hunt with a walker. Bryan even got his nose in a snitch hunt on Garybear. I heard Garybear had on his low squeaker sketchers on with red slacks and his wife beater shirt on which is his signature bush catcher snare them and tag them look. Well I heard Bryan got involved because he was banging Jill in the restroom stall when a girl came inside to take a dump. Garybear was outside waiting for the usual hug a girl after a shit. When Jill slipped on her diaper than Bryan made a noise the girl ran out into Garybear's arms. Garybear took advantage of the situation and grabbed titties and ass. The girl went to report Garybear to the Head Janitor of the grope. I heard Littlehouse was upset of this because her situation when she was groped was not a big deal several years back. The Head Janitor told Littlehouse she deserved her grope because she put sexual strut moves on a handicap kid on a Thanksgiving day weekend. I have to say she did go out of her way get this handicap kid play with her titties. But that was a long time back. Poor kid. Well the video was going to be looked at of Garybear but Bryan knew he was in the restroom with Jill and panicked and erased video. No video said Head Janitor nothing can be done. But Bryan informed Kathleen of this incident which turned Cliff to report to Littlehouse his head mistress. Littlehouse said if I got groped that Garybear is going down for his grope. Littlehouse reported the matter to Garybear's mother. Last report I heard Garybear can't watch Megan a Ultimate Surrender girl for several weeks. His mother stopped his addiction to this and waiting at restrooms for hug a girl after a shit until after 10am.  (Tuesday Sep 23 | post #1)

Terre Haute, IN

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Truckerbob gets it done  (Sep 20, 2014 | post #25)

Terre Haute, IN

trucker bob & hawaiian pizza

I am a swinger honey  (Sep 18, 2014 | post #6)

Terre Haute, IN

trucker bob & hawaiian pizza

I will not deny most of this but the scar on my nuts didn't come from no cats. I was in the United States Marines in 1987 and a girl I was about to marry turned out to be a ladyboy in the Philippines. I was young and didn't notice because of the handjobs and feetjobs but it turned ugly one night and I got a sack surprise after I felt something that shouldn't have been there. But still to this day I should have married him. God bless you Brandi.  (Sep 16, 2014 | post #4)

Terre Haute, IN

Walton's pair of blue rocks

I heard a whisper from like that song Wichita Lineman. A very attractive lady with a sexy voice calling a payphone to get a rise from Walton. But Walton has had so many blue balls his doctor has given him salt peter and to stay away from payphones. Walton has to wear diapers because he has lost the feeling and weakened bladder has not helped. Walton's ol lady has taken a break but she is banging the janitor behind his curtain like in the Wizard of Oz. The blowouts on the walls have stopped also from Walton trying to run a distance to the toilet and having a erection and sore nuts didn't help either. But Miss has had depression since this salt peter incident and surprising little house also. Bryan has been happy from less blowouts from Walton but Jill's problems have started up with a collection of diapers from the weekend. Bryan has not fixed Jill's car yet because of Cliff might beat him up for not selling a car a week back. But Cliff don't know Jill thinks she might get a car from Catholics charity like Kathleen did. But I heard she actually got the car from janitor Joey when he was getting those handjobs and feetjobs on Friday pizza hellabooza nights. When will the insanity stop!!!  (Sep 16, 2014 | post #1)

Terre Haute, IN

Kathleen sending a Tuesday report to Indy

I heard a source tell me that Kathleen could not wait to send a report to the Governor. I was told the report had to do with a janitor's psycho girlfriend. This janitor's girlfriend is Amy and has threatened Kathleen with a dildo packing and a scrub down at Walmart's sink. This has been Kathleen's worst fear other than staying at a little house during a winters night. I heard Amy has beat up the janitor for his phone to send text messages to his buddy's for penis and fingers sizes. Janitor has been receiving queer text messages from Willy. No shit! Kathleen needs to watch her back before her kitties get it and her car gets filled with that foam stuff it in a can. Bryan has not got that foam out to this day and other than the one testicle he is fine. I heard Amy is moving to Chicago soon to get away from the cops and Brandi the lesbian hooker she stiffed for 50 bucks. Just stay away from the janitor and Walmart's sink Kathleen.  (Sep 16, 2014 | post #1)

Terre Haute, IN

I will never bet on Megan

I heard Garybear bet on Megan on Monday night Ultimate Surrender. I have informed Garybear never bet on small girls but Megan has proven herself to be a warrior. Megan has got to the semis and Garybear won a few bucks. I hope Garybear keeps his bets low. I knew several Megan's but all have been trouble and lesbians. Now I know a bleach blonde lady they call little house because of freakish height and her appetite for cherry flavor jock straps. The blonde lady hates lesbians and is afraid of razors so her legs are covered to the calves. I hope the Janitor Joey doesn't play pocket pool around Bev anymore because of Bev has reported this to her boss. But speaking of pocket box I heard Miss is hurting from her lunch with Walton's mountain. Not handsome guy and sorta of a pervert but as Miss said the son of a bitch is well hung. Miss having to lean over counters to release the pain but is a favorite with dwarfs.  (Sep 16, 2014 | post #1)

Terre Haute, IN

Truckerbob and Friday pizza hellabooza night confessions

I heard recently I screwed Kathleen on Friday pizza hellabooza night. I have to confess I received hand jobs and feet jobs also. If I had to listen to Kathleen's bullshit and I'm getting something blown. As these sessions went on week by week my sexual hunger grew. I needed something more than a frigid old lady with bad hand coordination. I moved to Brandi and Gale. These sluts were hungry for every inch I gave. But when Gale was fired for her excessive sticky fingers in the till. Brandi then was let go for wearing the clothing off the mannequins and foul language to patrons. I had Big Leslie left. I was scraping the barrel but she was fired because the employees tried to spread rumors she was a lezzy. It worked. The blonde lady hates lezzys and panties. To this day I miss the old days and Friday pizza hellabooza nights.  (Sep 16, 2014 | post #1)

Terre Haute, IN

Amy is jealous of Kathleen's sausage

I was informed janitor Joey has a jealous girlfriend named Amy. Amy found out Kathleen is wanting his sausage and pineapple pizza Friday hellabooza night. This was a normal Friday until the hand jobs quit. Joey has banged every slut in the mall. Lucky that Bev is still putting up with his plumbing fixes excuses to avoid is normal sex romps in back office. Joey has been fixing plumbing on Miss now. I hope her ol man Cliff in prison don't find out. Leah was Miss' girlfriend he banged after Kathleen. But who didn't bang Leah. Amy is a sure thing. Never bet against a big girl. Kathleen is getting her ass kicked but watch out for Megan to jump in also. That little shit is crazy.  (Sep 15, 2014 | post #1)

Terre Haute, IN

Kathleen says Bryan packing a Sock

I heard from Jill reporting that Kathleen sick of Bryan packing a sock. Kathleen wasn't sick of Will packing one when he gave her pizza and trips to McDonald's and his butt plugs. The story I got Bryan packing his phone not a sock. Bryan jumped the golf cart on a curb and his phone in back pocket jammed his back. Also has constipation. Jill says she likes false advertising. Kathleen will write Andrew a letter to report this. I heard that the blonde lady knows Andrew packs a sock too.  (Sep 13, 2014 | post #1)