TRD Profile

Headline:

The Real Deal

Hometown:

Central Florida

I Belong To:

Mrs. Deal

Read My Forum Posts Because:

You can

I'm Listening To:

Voices in my head. SHUT UP!

Read This Book:

Exile (thanks Eran)

Favorite Things:

Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens Bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens Brown paper packages tied up with strings

On My Mind:

The simplest solutions are often the cleverest. They are also usually wrong.

I Believe In:

Well, I believe in the soul, the c*ck, the pu*sy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days.----Crash Davis, Bull Durham