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Are you striking again?

http://www.timesli es/2011/07/17/petr ol-tankers-get-pol ice-escorts http://www.sowetan 11/07/15/zuma-lied -to-us http://www.news24. com/SouthAfrica/Po litics/Strike-viol ence-counterproduc tive-20110712  (Jul 17, 2011 | post #2)

Are you striking again?

http://en.wikipedi nions_in_South_Afr ica Do striking help or is it just making things worst for the future?  (Jul 17, 2011 | post #1)

Afrikaners are hypocrites

Aliroger1 are now taking to big black Nigerian boyfriends like ducks to water and are becoming a big blowup doll.  (Jul 17, 2011 | post #687)

Julius Malema Facebook Fan Page

President Zuma meets with the Queen of England He asks her, "Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government? Are there any tips you can give to me?" "Well," says the Queen, "the most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people." Zuma frowns. "But how do I know the people around me are really intelligent?" The Queen takes a sip of tea. "Oh, that's easy. You just ask them to answer an intelligence riddle." The Queen pushes a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?" Tony Blair walks into the room "Yes, my Queen?" The Queen smiles. "Answer me this, please, Tony. Your mother and Father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?" Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answers, "That would be me." "Yes! Very good," says the Queen. Back in Cape town , President Zuma asks to speak with Julius Malema. "Answer this for me. Your mother and your Father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?" "I'm not sure," says Julius. "Let me get back to you on that one." Julius goes to his advisors and asks everyone, but none can give him an answer. Finally, he ends up at the V&A Waterfront and bumps into Mark Lottering. Julius looks around to see if anyone can overhear them, and he whispers, “Mark! Can you answer this for me? Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Mark whispers back, "That's easy. It's me!" Julius smiles and says "Thanks! " Julius goes back to Parliament to speak with Pres Zuma. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle. It's Mark Lottering." Zuma gets up, stomps over to Julius, and angrily yells into his face, "No, you idiot! It's Tony Blair “  (Jun 28, 2011 | post #19)

Julius Malema Facebook Fan Page

While visiting the U.K. Winnie Mandela was invited to a cocktail party which was to be attended by Margaret Thatcher. When she saw the ex-prime minister on theother side of the room she barged past everyone, causing several drinks to spill on the way. Winnie stood brazenly in front of Maggie and declared: 'I hear they call you the iron lady?' 'I have been referred to by that name, yes.', replied Maggie, 'and who, may I ask, are you?' 'I am the iron lady of South Africa!' bragged Winnie, waving her fist in the air. 'Oh yes.', replied Maggie, 'and for whom do you iron?'  (Jun 28, 2011 | post #18)

Safeguard yourselves, farmers told

HaHa...wil jy nou meer!!  (Jun 28, 2011 | post #6)

Is there such a thing as a white African???

Ag soutpiel kry vir jou 'n mielie en spyker jouself man!!  (Jun 28, 2011 | post #4796)

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Hy wag nog vir sy voorvader geeste om hom te vertel.  (Jun 28, 2011 | post #17)

In Africa, Michelle Obama reflects on race

Hallo ou ZEW is jy terug!!! Jis maar jy gee die mense darem maar kak maat.  (Jun 28, 2011 | post #196)

Science proves Afrikaner has no African genes

face it boet jy het jouself toegeverf in 'n coner en nou maak jy so 'n tipese engilsmans jakkals vir al wat jy werd is, kofel  (Jul 21, 2010 | post #13)

the true meaning of the word "kafir"

Ek het jou gese moenie met die BOERE kak soek nie maar nee jy's mos slim soutie, jislaaik Oom maar ek maak my naam gat!!!  (Jul 21, 2010 | post #166)

Under Jim Crow laws and the concept of the One Drop Rule!

HaHaHa mooi man soos in "jislaaik Oom maar dis darem 'n smart translator die"  (Jul 21, 2010 | post #67)

Under Jim Crow laws and the concept of the One Drop Rule!

En hoeveel tale kan jy praat?  (Jul 21, 2010 | post #62)