Local News: Aubrey, TX 

 | 

Sign Up

 | 

Sign In

Advertisment
 

Comments

5,283

Joined

Apr 10, 2009

Badges

THE UNA FARTER

Recent Posts

Scottsville, KY

Who has your vote for Mayor and Why??

Yes please tell us, I have never heard of this person.  (27 min ago | post #13)

Scottsville, KY

Kora Hall

They are afraid of having to get Cora's shoe surgically removed from their arse. LOL. Sometimes it's good to hold a grudge, in order to seperate yourself from that person, to keep them from screwing over you again.  (32 min ago | post #6)

Scottsville, KY

need roomate

Muslims are so dumb. The 911 hijackers still think they are on the burning airplane and can't figure out how their prophet Mohammed got on the airplane with them. They still don't know they are in hell. The dumbarses.  (42 min ago | post #20)

Scottsville, KY

need roomate

Hehehehe. What the fools don't know, the virgins are fat, ugly, snaggle toothed and bitchified. Hell, that's the reason they are virgins, no one on earth would bang them. LOL.  (52 min ago | post #19)

Scottsville, KY

Amy Smith-mother who calls police on 10 yr old child...

Someone at that office gave you a line of schitt and failed to do their job.  (59 min ago | post #8)

Scottsville, KY

Amy Smith-mother who calls police on 10 yr old child...

It only takes one call to Social Services and by State Law, they have to investigate it. You don't have to give your name and they don't use caller ID.  (1 hr ago | post #6)

Scottsville, KY

who are they?

I am. Must be young and hot. No fat arse women or jailbait please.  (1 hr ago | post #10)

Scottsville, KY

Who has your vote for Sheriff?

Oh Lord, I had forgotten about Dairy Queen being the official meeting place for the Fraternal Order of Old Farts. I hope DQ doesn't go under because of a friggin' election. This is the only place I know of in town, where you can slurp coffee til' noon and reveal all your medical ailments. Discussion of bowel movements must not cease, man your post at DQ.  (1 hr ago | post #144)

Scottsville, KY

need roomate

I think Obama might have the West Wing of The Whitehouse for rent. Osama Bin Laden had to move out at the end of Bush's term.  (1 hr ago | post #17)

Scottsville, KY

need roomate

It is funny. I still pull it up on you tube when I need a laugh.  (1 hr ago | post #16)

Scottsville, KY

Kora Hall

Amen!!! I can hold a grudge much longer than that. I think the one who started this post needs to let sleeping dogs sleep. Cora might just decide to kick your arse. LOL.  (2 hrs ago | post #4)

Scottsville, KY

WHO DRIVES THE BLUE VIPER

We want to thank James for his fine testamonial(sack of shit lies) about his piece of schitt Dodge. It is well known that Dodge is famous for their front wheels flying off and transmission failure. No one else will brag on it, so James has to. That dodge can be fixed, by jacking it up and running a Ford or Chevy under it. Nice try though. I don't think I would come to town Friday night. I would be to embarassed after all this bull schitt. If I did, I think I would ride in on a skateboard.  (11 hrs ago | post #20)

Scottsville, KY

noaccount

Yes, he is one kinky F-er. LOL. A weird one he is.  (12 hrs ago | post #25)

Scottsville, KY

Amy Smith-mother who calls police on 10 yr old child...

Just go over there and do em' like Granny did Jethro. Pick em' up, spin them around a few times over your head, body slam them and kick their arses.  (12 hrs ago | post #2)

Scottsville, KY

need roomate

Let us remember the words of The Rev. Dr. Carl Pathos: Those who wear fig leaves, should never dance among hungry goats.  (12 hrs ago | post #14)

Q & A with THE UNA FARTER

Headline:

TELLING IT LIKE IT IS

Hometown:

Scottsville