THE UNA FARTER Profile

Headline:

TELLING IT LIKE IT IS

Hometown:

FARTSBURG

Neighborhood:

Mr. Rogers

Local Favorites:

Farts on Main, JD's house of ill repute.

I Belong To:

FOOF, Fraternal Order of Farters.

When I'm Not on Topix:

When am I not on Topix?

Read My Forum Posts Because:

My Gems of Wisdom might save your arse.

I'm Listening To:

Myself letting off farts.

Read This Book:

The Art of Fart

Favorite Things:

Farting, big bowl of beans, farting some more.

On My Mind:

Sharing my farts. Teaching the world to fart in perfect harmony.

I Believe In:

Equality, that I can fart better than most folks.