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Vikings' Adrian Peterson gets 109 mph speeding ticket

great headline. I had to read the article to determine whether he was running or driving 109mph  (Thursday | post #16)

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Norm Coleman staying on sidelines, but insiders increasingly th...

Based on his election track record, I'm not sure the Minnesota Republicans want him anywhere near this race. He lost to an entertainer/pro wrestler, he narrowly defeated a deceased incumbent (duting off Walter Mondale for a 10 day race doesn't count for much? and he lost again last fall to a satirist/comedy writer. He's just not a viable candidate.  (Thursday | post #17)

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Vikings' Longwell on neighbor Tiger Woods: 'Pray for his family'

I pray that Longwell doesn't miss the game winning field goal in Super Bowl 44  (Wednesday Dec 2 | post #8)

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Tiger Woods apologizes for 'transgressions'

As a golf fan, it would be funny to see him get heckled off the course during his next pout-fest on the tee box after pushing a drive into the far right rough.  (Wednesday Dec 2 | post #22)

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Tiger Woods apologizes for 'transgressions'

statistics show that males and females commit adultry in equal measure. In 35-45 year demographics, women cheat at a higher percentage than men do.  (Wednesday Dec 2 | post #15)

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Duluth mom sues over 'deceased' stamp

she waited "several weeks" before contacting the Red Cross to determine whether her son was deseased or alive? Hmmm... I would think the joy of finding out her son was alive would far out-weigh her emotional pain and suffering in the time she thought her child was dead. You know, for those "several weeks" she waited before contacting authorities to find out about her son.  (Tuesday Dec 1 | post #5)

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Farmington man held on charges he slept with under-aged babysitter

what a POS and a complete waste of human space. Here's a link to the news of his Meth Lab bust from '07. Chop his stones off. http://www.thiswee k-online.com/2007/ may/25MethLab.html  (Wednesday Nov 25 | post #1)

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6 new H1N1 flu deaths in Minnesota

more media hype and inept reporting on H1N1. Statistics will likely show that these six died from "complication s of the flu", like auto-immune disease or other illness. It is very rare to die from the flu, Swine or otherwise. H1N1 has officially jumped the shark from being a "flu" to simply being a metaphor, just like the Bird Flu and SARS  (Tuesday Nov 24 | post #3)

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ABC gets complaints about Adam Lambert's suggestive performance...

It was all so very gay. But so what? Sure, I would have much rather seen Taylor Swift or - more likely - Britany Spears thrusting some guys face in her crotch, but it just so happened to be a bunch of dudes. It's artistic creative license, and the fact that he's gay that he let it all out (almost). Overall though, a pretty strong performance by Lambert and the entire troupe.  (Monday Nov 23 | post #3)

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CDC: Swine flu cases seem to be dropping in US

LOL...less than 2% of the population received an H1N1 vaccine. If it were up to the President, 100% would have been given it. Thank God that millions of Americans took matter into their own hands and did the research on the bogus vaccines and the pharmaceutical humping of our elected officials, and then chose not to get them. I love the fact that millions of vaccine doses are sitting on shelves right now because people pushed back and used common sense. H1N1 was media hype and a simple flu virus, non-lethal to people that don't have auto-immune disease or other ancilary illness. Facts show that one person died from H1N1 this season. All others had contributing factors that included other disease and compromised immunity.  (Friday Nov 20 | post #4)

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Minnesota H1N1 cases dipping

God help the pregnant women that agreed to be injected with the H1N1 vaccine poison that has 250,000 time more mercury than the EPA "safe" range, dangerous amounts of thermosal, and zero clinical efficacy. It's not my place to call them idiots, so I'll simply suggest they were misinformed.  (Thursday Nov 12 | post #1)

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Shooter Now: Minnesota Twins, Joe Mauer have started contract t...

The most important element in this equation is that fact that Ron Shapiro is Mauer's agent. He takes a more organic, cerebral approach to negotiations that other agents don't offer for their clients. Shapiro masterfully worked a deal that kept Kirby in a Twins uniform, leaving a lucrative offer from the Red Sox on the table. Shapiro and Mauer will consider the emotional bank accounts that need to be withdrawn from and deposited into on both sides. In the end, Mauer will sign with the Twins after some heavily published - abeit light - flirting with the Yankees, Red Sox and Angels. Shapiro is a brilliant negotiater and a man of true integrity, in a business littered with **** . Mauer will, without a shred of doubt, retire as a Twins legend.  (Wednesday Nov 11 | post #45)

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Boston subway train stops short of woman on tracks

that is one drunk chowdah  (Tuesday Nov 10 | post #12)

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Sarah Palin says she back on Twitter

Perfect. Her campaign slogan can be "CONDESCENTIO N IN 140 CHARACTERS OR LESS"  (Monday Nov 9 | post #5)

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Interactive: A 360-degree view from behind home plate at the Mi...

Statistically, the first six weeks of the season will have similar weather as Chicago, Detroit, New York, Cleveland, Philadelphia and Boston. Statistically, September into mid-October is milder in Minneapolis than half the cities mentioned. Your comments = IGNORANT  (Monday Nov 9 | post #3)