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Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Why is he the most popular?

I LOVE SHARKS!!!!! THEY SWIM ALONG BESIDE ME AND EAT THE LITTLE TROLL PIECES THAT FALL OUT OF MY MOUTH!!!!! HARHARHAR  (Nov 1, 2007 | post #57)

Dale Earnhardt Jr.

Why is he the most popular?

DID JEFF GORDON BUY HIS OWN CAR?!!!!! DID JIMMY JOHNSON BUY HIS OWN CAR?!!!!! DID KASEY KAYNE BUY HIS OWN CAR?!!!!! I COULD DO THIS 100 TIMES BUT I'M NOT GONNA!!!! I'M TOO BUSY SWIMMING AROUND TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING TO EAT!!!!! I HAVE NO FRIENDS BUT I WANT THEM TO KNOW I'M ALL RIGHT!!!!!  (Nov 1, 2007 | post #55)

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Early tangle with Earnhardt Jr. takes Kyle Busch out of race

AND JUNIORS REDNECK WOMAN CAN FEEL SAFE IN THE OCEAN ANYTIME SHE WANTS TO GO SWIMMING!!!!!! I WILL DO MY BEST TO KEEP THE SHARKS AWAY!!!!  (Oct 17, 2007 | post #330)

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Early tangle with Earnhardt Jr. takes Kyle Busch out of race

I LIKE CHEIF TOO!!!! HE FEEDS ME SCRAPS FROM HIS BOAT AND SCRATCHES MY SNOUT!!!!! A FEW WEEKS AGO HE THREW ME A REALLY TASTY TROLL THAT HE HAD CAUGHT!!!!  (Oct 17, 2007 | post #329)

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Early tangle with Earnhardt Jr. takes Kyle Busch out of race

WHY IS THAT MIKEY?!!! COME ON BUDDY, I'M REALLY HUNGRY!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA  (Oct 16, 2007 | post #326)

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Early tangle with Earnhardt Jr. takes Kyle Busch out of race

It's what we call Topix lag. Sometimes your posts will pop right up, but other times it can take an hour. I've found myself talking to myself before, LOL.  (Oct 12, 2007 | post #276)

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NASCAR to Begin Policing Bump Drafting

HARHARHAR!!! I HAVE THE POWER TO RAISE THE DEAD, !!!! DID ANYONE NOTICE THE ORIGINAL DATE ON THIS STORY & THREAD!!!!!?  (Oct 9, 2007 | post #14)

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NASCAR to Begin Policing Bump Drafting

GOTTA GO BACK IN TIIIME!!!!  (Oct 9, 2007 | post #3)

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what is your favorite form of auto racing

OTHER AS IN SUBMARINE RACES!!!!!  (Oct 9, 2007 | post #5)

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Vulgarity? Oh, it must be NASCAR's Tony Stewart

Friends are alot more fun than enemies, Mikey. Go out and GET some.  (Oct 2, 2007 | post #573)

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Vulgarity? Oh, it must be NASCAR's Tony Stewart

I'm dumping the format. What can you say? A troll ignoring a troll. You know Mikey, I think that you might be developing a little bit of class. If you keep this up then people might actually start liking you.  (Oct 2, 2007 | post #571)

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Dale's Top Ten Picks Kansas 9/30/07

VERY HOT DOWN HERE!!! LOT'S OF FLAMES!!!! YOU CAN'T SEE THEM BECAUSE IT'S TOTAL DARKNESS, BUT YOU CAN SURE FEEL THEM!!!! OH THE CRIES OF PAIN!!! IT IS MUSIC TO MY EARS!!!!  (Oct 2, 2007 | post #412)

Q & A with TheKraken

Headline:

All will fear me and despair

Hometown:

The deepest parts of hell

Neighborhood:

The depths

I Belong To:

Davey Jones

I'm Listening To:

Screams and wails

Favorite Things:

I have none

On My Mind:

I shall not rest until all have perished.