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La Porte, TX

Cruise Ships Coming

Seems like you are having a little trouble with the light of day. I have done my due diligence before I formed the only opinion one can form. Now sashay away. Character is a permanent part of who we are. Unlike cabinets which can be taken down and sold. Regardless who rightfully owns them. It will be light soon out west. Hurry. Sashay away....  (Nov 23, 2012 | post #66)

La Porte, TX

Cruise Ships Coming

Hilarious!!!  (Nov 23, 2012 | post #65)

La Porte, TX

happy thanksgiving

Please stop for a minute today to give thanks for the people and blessings you have in this life.  (Nov 22, 2012 | post #1)

La Porte, TX

Thank you!!!

What are you bitching about? Your govt. check will still be there next month. You should be happy fata$$.  (Nov 7, 2012 | post #3)

La Porte, TX

today is election day

Meet the new president. Same as the old president. Four more years!!!  (Nov 6, 2012 | post #7)

La Porte, TX

today is election day

My job, Dick, is first runner-up self appointed savior of La Porte. If for any reason(i.e. mental impairment) Heavy cannot fulfill his duties as self appointed savior of same, I'm your man. Since Heavy employs a cloaking device and mortals are not allowed to see his good works, it could be a wait. SB  (Nov 6, 2012 | post #3)

La Porte, TX

today is election day

Please take the time to cast a ballot.  (Nov 6, 2012 | post #1)

La Porte, TX

Remember laughing at me?

Do you still own that land? Are you a registered voter? Just curious. SB  (Oct 31, 2012 | post #21)

La Porte, TX

Come to LA and stay with Heavy Fed!!!

So long as he does not happen to be your neighbor. I'm sure it is fine with you.  (Oct 28, 2012 | post #71)

La Porte, TX

Something weird!

And miss the hilarious hijinks of of big boy and his faithful watch dog, nothing doing. Will the LA Times be reviewing your set tonight Hf? Would love to read their take on your comedy stylings.  (Oct 28, 2012 | post #122)

La Porte, TX

Something weird!

Sniffing days are over apparently.  (Oct 28, 2012 | post #120)

La Porte, TX

Come to LA and stay with Heavy Fed!!!

Dude lived in a tent without any sanitary disposal methods. Not the same as a weekend frolic in the woods without the gals. This was hf's home. You have a two minute rebuttal.  (Oct 28, 2012 | post #69)

La Porte, TX

Remember laughing at me?

Seems like just yesterday I was poking fun of you. Such fond memories. SB  (Oct 25, 2012 | post #8)

La Porte, TX

Something weird!

Are those Flintstone vitamins in yours?  (Oct 24, 2012 | post #63)

La Porte, TX

Something weird!

It's about time u showed up paddle foot. I was scared to death for heave. What if someone used a big word or said something derogatory? You weren't there. I hope heave didn't poo his pants or tinkle a little. Heave, u might want to look into a new BFF. And if you don't mind including in the cl listing something about not being overly obsessed with mammal orifices, I would appreciate it. SB  (Oct 24, 2012 | post #59)

Q & A with Sylvan Bitch

Headline:

what smells like dead fish?

Hometown:

la porte

Neighborhood:

close to the water.

Local Favorites:

sylvan beach grocery.

I Belong To:

Harris county.

When I'm Not on Topix:

I'm fishing.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

your already here.

I'm Listening To:

the waves

Read This Book:

Galveston bay

Favorite Things:

bulldogs

On My Mind:

miss the bayshore sun

Blog / Website / Homepage:

n/a

I Believe In:

sylvan beach day