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West Plains, MO

Chens garden

Aren't you the same person that claimed to have found a dog's toenail at King's Buffet?  (Dec 2, 2012 | post #3)

West Plains, MO

Did you know an adult chimp could rip a human's face righ...

I'm speechless. I know you can't see me right now but if my frown could set things on fire, well it would be a very hot country to live in.  (Nov 28, 2012 | post #9)

West Plains, MO

having a baby girl

I submit unto you: Derpina If you name her this with a photo of the birth certificate you will certainly win all of my internets.  (Nov 26, 2012 | post #13)

West Plains, MO

what does everyone think about Wal-Mart's bad treatment t...

You're doing it wrong. You have to be subtle. Your kind of evil is too obvious.  (Nov 25, 2012 | post #44)

West Plains, MO

gas station drive offs

I'm guessing you've never worked at a gas station. Jotting down every single license plate during a rush would be next to impossible without pissing off every single customer waiting in line. It's during the rushes, usually after work or school, that most of the drive offs happen because people know the clerk has too much going on to pay attention to everything.  (Nov 24, 2012 | post #23)

West Plains, MO

gas station drive offs

I used to work at the gas station in Kosh where they threatened me with that. (I was a cook, not even supposed to be on the register. How do I cook and run register at the same time while watching for drive offs?) I inevitably had a drive off and they threatened to make me pay for it, I refused. They threatened to fire me, I said I'd get a lawyer. They didn't fire me and I didn't pay for the drive off. Personally I think that policy is bullshit and likely illegal.  (Nov 22, 2012 | post #17)

West Plains, MO

happy thanksgiving wp

lol. Black Friday, the day when people stampede over each other to get more things right after being thankful for what they already have.  (Nov 22, 2012 | post #2)

West Plains, MO

what does everyone think about Wal-Mart's bad treatment t...

Oh damn.Look out everybody, we got a badass here. https://encycloped ernet_Tough_Guy Anybody else read that response in the voice of a 12 year old fat kid with asthma?  (Nov 22, 2012 | post #23)

West Plains, MO

The Hub offers Computers, Refreshments and Friendship

Yeah... I mean the hub is a nice enough place, but this just seems a little too coincidental.  (Nov 21, 2012 | post #9)

West Plains, MO

what does everyone think about Wal-Mart's bad treatment t...

TL;DR Cry baby, baby cry, union baby, cry baby, freakin baby, cry baby, twinky jobs, cry baby, idiots, cry baby, freaking cry baby, job killer, baby. Ps: The words baby and idiot (with various different misspellings), were used 5 times in one giant paragraph, often times with multiple redundancies in the same sentence. Yes, I quit working there a long time ago. And yes I did turn them into the police. You know what happened? The bosses got fired "gasp and shock!" I've also never been on welfare in my life. You are making a lot of assumptions based on no facts whatsoever. I'm inclined to believe you are a troll, but that might be like cutting you a break, so I'm just going to peg you as incredibly ignorant and unintelligent. PPS: Babies  (Nov 21, 2012 | post #17)

West Plains, MO

what does everyone think about Wal-Mart's bad treatment t...

I too worked at Wal Mart for several years. I enjoyed it at first but after about a year into it, I realized that promotions are given out by playing the politics game with the managers and skill or talent are secondary, and possibly a hindrance if you boss believes you may be a threat to their power. I used to be a regular stockman (back before they started classifying people as letters and numbers like they do now), and I was really the only person who knew anything about electronics in my store. I'd get called all the time to explain computers or video games to customers who all appreciated my help and expertise. I was responsible for many a large ticket sale in that department, and so when a spot opened up in that department I thought I would be the natural choice considering I'm the one that everyone consulted with. Lo and behold they decide to promote a woman underneath me who only worked there for a month, knew nothing about the job or electronics, and wasn't even able to keep up with the work she was given as a stocker. Ultimately nothing changes. I still got called to go to electronics and help customers who had questions. I got a write up because I refused to do it one day. When they asked me why, I told them that if they want me to do her job they should have given me the position. About two months later it becomes public knowledge that one of the managers is going through a divorce because his wife had found out he was sleeping with someone in the store. Gee I wonder who? Not to mention that the two bosses before that got fired by corporate when blew the whistle on their insurance scams and the execs decided to sacrifice the lower echelons in order to save face. Things that wouldn't sell were destroyed and written off as storm damage. Those losses would be reimbursed by store's insurance, but would still be subtracted as losses for the end of the quarter, meaning we would almost never get a bonus due to the the incompetent managers trying to cover their own asses. I also knew the orders to do this came up the chain of command because I was filling the soda machine near the main office one day and overheard the conference call from the district manager giving the store manager the play by play on how to pull it off.  (Nov 20, 2012 | post #6)

West Plains, MO

Death TAX

Then I advise you to start a petition to have it removed. I'm sure there are a lot of people who will agree with you that it either needs to be removed or lowered. I don't see what the big deal is here, it's not like people are helpless to change things.  (Nov 20, 2012 | post #18)

West Plains, MO

Death TAX

Yeah, I see now that it did get replaced with the 1862 tax. My bad. Ok, so rather than a 300 year old tax we have about a 200 year old tax. I don't see how any of that invalidates the argument that the tax was not created as intentional villainy. If no one paid taxes the government wouldn't be able to pay for anything. We don't want to pay taxes, but we do want the government to pay it's debts. How are we going to do that without collecting any money to pay it off with?  (Nov 18, 2012 | post #12)

West Plains, MO

The Obama Administration Supports the United Nations Arms... esa/dsd/agenda21/r es_agenda21_00.sht ml I can't find anything in here about guns at all. Lots of stuff in it that would rile up an anti government, anti envoronmental, anti minority, and anti unionist though.  (Nov 18, 2012 | post #23)

Thayer, MO

Should Obama be Tried for TREASON?

New Zealand is actually a wonderful place, but they're in more of an economic pickle than the U.S. is. I guess you could move to Australia, they're pretty easy going, but if you hate Obama you'd probably be mortified to find out that their Prime Minister is a woman AND an atheist.  (Nov 18, 2012 | post #13)

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Local Favorites:

Chen's Garden :P

I Belong To:


When I'm Not on Topix:

probably fappng

Read My Forum Posts Because:

I bring reason to gunfights.

I'm Listening To:

sweet silence

Read This Book:

I would say mine, but I havn't got anyhting published yet.

Favorite Things:

Cats. Video Games. RPGs. Chicks. Good Friends. Stable Income. And a Good Job.

On My Mind:

I wonder if I can live off of nothing but mint lifesavers?

I Believe In:

mankind's ability to totally screw itself.