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Morehead, KY

Every thread on topix

What on earth? This has to be the craziest bunch of lunatics ever assembled (outside of Government). I'm sure there is a list being compiled as we speak.  (May 19, 2010 | post #30)

Morehead, KY

stumpy bag o shit

God I hope you are joking.  (Apr 5, 2010 | post #38)

Morehead, KY

Gay bar comming to Morehead?

Except that the laws in the Christian Bible are based on earlier laws, not reverse. Is it not possible that not killing people makes since and was a law before the bible was written (by men, might I add)? That's what I'm saying. I wasn't making fun of his grammar, just the slip of his slope.  (Mar 17, 2010 | post #81)

Morehead, KY

Best Sheriff Candidate You Decide 2010

I heard that he recently punched out the sun and made the moon cry. He then brought fire to all the cat people on mars so they could cook their fish. That Stoney, he's a force of nature I'll tell you what!  (Mar 14, 2010 | post #6)

Morehead, KY

curves

AMEN!  (Mar 14, 2010 | post #34)

Morehead, KY

Best Sheriff Candidate You Decide 2010

Me and Stoney go back, WAY back man. We took a trip to NYC back in'76 and went to the infamous Plato's Retreat. Now, I know what you all are thinking... but it wasn't like that at all. He asked me if I was locked and loaded... I of course mistook this for some kind of ill conceived euphemism and said that I was. We walked in the door and before I could even get a good look at the opulent iniquity, Stoney R. Rivers pulled a couple of canons out of his rather thick trench coat and started dealing his art. I was SHOCKED! I mean what could I do? The man was unstoppable, his laugh was deafening even over the terrified screams of the patronage! And the blood... I still wake up at night in a cold sweat thinking of the copious amounts of blood that would make a slasher flick look like a light period. I blacked out after this and woke up (I'm guessing here) a few hours later in the fun zone of a McDonald's in New Jersey. I haven't seen "the Rebel" since then, but he really left a mark on me, and he gets my vote! (On a side note, I heard he invented bukake to combat AIDS under apartheid in Africa. Results were mixed.)  (Mar 14, 2010 | post #4)

Morehead, KY

How do u go back and see what was on topix in 2005?

Mind those crystals though, if they get cracked it won't work.  (Mar 1, 2010 | post #8)

Morehead, KY

Orange Jeep

BTW, smokingcornhole, don't sit on that bird's nest...  (Feb 26, 2010 | post #17)

Morehead, KY

Orange Jeep

Man alive, my poop hurt before, but now it hurts three score and tenfold the pain-state it was in prior time to reading this thread. Thanks a lot.  (Feb 26, 2010 | post #16)

Morehead, KY

Gay bar comming to Morehead?

LOL There are so many things wrong with this paragraph, I am not going to critique it, because if you didn't already see it, pointing it out won't help. Oh, and your argument is completely irrelevant for non Christians.  (Feb 26, 2010 | post #71)

Morehead, KY

Bible study rules for public schools proposed

While I agree that we need to be fair, there are established ways of teaching world religions. It is a basic overview religion, divided by Eastern and Western thought. In college, each takes 1 semester so in high school, it would be all year. You could count it as humanities or social studies. This is not too much to ask, make it an elective, hell require it, I don't care.  (Feb 16, 2010 | post #28)

Morehead, KY

Bible study rules for public schools proposed

As far as giving the kids something good to learn, how about science? It is the only belief system we have that even strives for truth, and that is also a good moral lesson, to expect and strive for truth, no matter the consequences. I am not against teaching religion in schools, but only if it is framed in a philosophical or sociological way, like a world religions course.  (Feb 16, 2010 | post #17)

Morehead, KY

Gay bar comming to Morehead?

So first off, why is homosexuality any worse than promiscuity? Second why do you care, unless you want to go there or are worried about all you "wild, not gay (I swear") friends going there instead of playing grab-ass with you? Third, since when has the Bible been an authority on anything? And finally, why does anyone think that this guy is telling a "rummer" that is based on anything more than what the bible is based on, hearsay?  (Feb 16, 2010 | post #58)

Q & A with Sowchild

Headline:

Man on Rider Births Mini Self

Hometown:

Astro Bitopia

Neighborhood:

Swaddleneck Valley

Local Favorites:

Silver Sand Bar, Flounder Pounder, Cheese Grits

I Belong To:

The Consulate for a Better Tomorrow

When I'm Not on Topix:

It is a time that doesn't exist, I'm afraid.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

My opinion is more opiniony than most.

I'm Listening To:

The whir of my compy fan.

Read This Book:

The Demon Haunted World by Carl Sagan

Favorite Things:

Vulgar Statements (shockingly so), Painful wit, nice teeth, frothy meadows and divergent breaks.

On My Mind:

the horrible scream of the transmitter in my sinus cavity, hair-brained ideas about the end of the world, Pickles, crackers and turnips.

I Believe In:

Not ghosts, Not demons, not aliens, not religious scare tactics, not hatred, not prejudice, yes science, yes reason, yes God, yes the Eternal Tao.