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Wise, VA

James "turtle" Eller

Del rio tn And Roanoke. Odd that you two think you know me . But thanks for thinking about me. And we start taking donations on Saturday. Maybe you should stop by the store and actually show your coward faces. Love ya!! I love that my name tastes so good in your mouth... Jill, I'd like to know who you really are... You should text me.  (Feb 27, 2014 | post #3)

Wise, VA

ladies best guy ive ever uad sex with

First of all, that guy posted MY phone number as his. I'm pissed about it. I keep getting messages from people wanting him!! And there's no way you had sex with thag guy seeing as he's gay.  (Feb 27, 2014 | post #3)

Wise, VA

James "Turtle" Eller

Thanks curt. But I'm not worried about clowns with fake names. JE  (Jan 12, 2014 | post #21)

Wise, VA

James "Turtle" Eller

I love you all. You are what keeps me going. And I didn't go to be an actor. I went to see if I wanted to try something new. And yes I am going into recovery, because I know I have an issue. The wrestling clinic is for kids and way after my therapy is over. I never claimed to look like james dean, it's my first and middle name. It honestly honors me that you "people" loathe me so much that you will take time out of your lives to talk about me. Most of my posts on fb are lil wayne lyrics. Yes that is my uncle curt, and his words were meaningful to me. Yes, I live with my dad. Yes he is disabled. No I don't work, I don't need to. I'm glad to see Bob Dylan is responding to my life. I'm a big fan bob. Too bad most of you hide behind fake names. Cept for the first guy who is either Jeremy Ring or his gf, either way, not worried about any of you. My IQ is 160. You are correct that it doesn't go to 200. And whoever clay is, if "you went to school with me", That was 14 years ago... And I'm pretty sure I wasn't a loser. Seeing as I won every race I ran for two years. Seriously, none of this bothers me. You people make me laugh. I definitely don't think I look like timberlake, it's a cool picture. Sorry I don't have one of my fat gf/wife and 3 kids, a coal mining hat or a pickup truck as my profile pic. I promise you this. I'll never stop being who I am. If you don't like me or what I say, turn your heads. But, honestly, thanks for the forum. Here I was this whole time thinking I was alone, when in reality, I have a ton of queer supporters! Oh and one more thing.... If you truly knew me, you'd know that NONE of this bothers me. It humors me. Please, don't let me interrupt you. Continue. James Eller (Just so you know who this is...because I have a dick, and look, a bunch of pussies hanging around.) MUAH! JE  (Jan 12, 2014 | post #20)

New Milford, NJ

Just moved to town, need help finding doctor who will con...

Hello , I just moved here and am looking to make sure I do to have fly back and forth to y hometown everytime I need a doctor. I have several spinal issues and take pain medications along with anti inflammatories. I know how junkies have ruined it for a lot of us. Is there a good female doctor here that anyone would reccommend? Thanks  (Dec 16, 2013 | post #1)

Norton, VA

why is brownies not open

I do agree about the police, but where can you go in norton without them messing with you? He'll, I got pulled over going to hardees and got asked about drinking, and I don't even drink....norton cops suck all over town...I wish wise sent so damn self righteous and would have bars....  (Jul 20, 2011 | post #61)

Norton, VA

why is brownies not open

I'm a thug wannabe? Or who are you referring to? And I love brownies....I went there every Wednesday for three years to play in a pool tournament..... I really hope you're talking about someone else being a thug wannabe....cause if you know me, you know better than me acting that way...lol  (Jul 20, 2011 | post #60)

Norton, VA

The fizz too is back...

If you haven't been to the fizz in years, how did you know turtle and John worked there?  (Jul 20, 2011 | post #8)

Norton, VA

The fizz too is back...

One out of two, but missing the norton guy  (Jul 20, 2011 | post #6)

Norton, VA

The fizz too is back...

I also heart at two local legends work there...one from norton, and one from wise...first person to tell me who these two people are, gets a free drink  (Jul 19, 2011 | post #3)

Norton, VA

The fizz too is back...

Kristen hammonds, my bad  (Jul 19, 2011 | post #2)

Norton, VA

The fizz too is back...

I've been reading all these bad things about the fizz...and some are true... TRUE: 70/30 chance of getting laid Dirty ass place NORTON COPS SUCK DICK!!! However, FALSE: drinks are overpriced (drinks are poured heavy now, and ask anyone who has the two guy bartenders make their drinks) Snobby girls, (maybe your game is whack) The music has gotten better, cause someone finally fired "chicken man" Had over 200 people in club Saturday and if u know anyone that went, ask them how badass dj was.. WEDNESDAY NIGHTS ARE KARAOKE NIGHTS WITH ALL NIGHT DRINK SPECIALS THIS THURSDAY IS THE BIKINI CONTEST...( and these girls are NOT your normal fizz chicks) Kristen ham ones won the first contest..and if you don't know her...u should look her up...SMOKING HOT!! SATURDAY nights are truly the best nights to go...lots of people.. Oh...and as for that undercover cop bullshit, don't buy it....that's made up lies If you don't believe me, come check it out....if it's not exactly as I say, I'll buy you a drink AND make it... "if you don't know, now you know"  (Jul 19, 2011 | post #1)