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Oct 3, 2008

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Connersville, IN

Rotten Things You Have Done To Someone

I've got a story. One night I was driving home from the movies with my girlfriend (wife now). She was giving me some road head when all of a sudden the lights on the car went out and the car died. I couldn't get it started again. Luckily my buddy that we went to the movies with was the second car behind me. Well turns out the car in back of us was some people that we went to church with. Needless to say it was kind of embarassing cause I got out of the car with a huge woody from not getting a nut off and the church people asked me if I needed a ride. While I pulled my shirt out and covered myself as much as I could I told them my buddy was behind them and I was alright. A very embarassing night and one I will never forget! Good times, Good times! Still never got that nut that night either don't that just suck!  (Oct 10, 2008 | post #30)

Black Entertainment

O.J. Simpson Found Guilty!: He could get life in prison.

If everyone carried a gun you wouldn't have as much crime! People are less likely to commit acts of crime against you when they are staring down the barrel of a problem solver!  (Oct 4, 2008 | post #468)

Connersville, IN

tired of people using food stamp card, for junk then cash...

Food Stamps is not for everyone first of all let's get that shit straight! It's for people that can't work because they are disabled! Every god damn lazy fucker around here thinks they are entitled to free shit cause it's easy for them. As far as I'm concerned if you are not disabled and you don't want to work I could give a shit less if you starve! Lazy assholes that don't want to work are just pimples on the ass of society! We would be better off if we didn't have our taxes taken out for the people on welfare! I've seen plenty of disabled people that work and work extremely hard and they have my utmost respect! Most of the people I personally have seen getting welfare are a bunch of lazy pieces of shit that don't deserve to breathe air!  (Oct 4, 2008 | post #251)

Richmond, IN

Se habla espanol?

Your in America now Speak ENGLISH BITCH!!!! If you can't get the hell out of my country! It should be mandatory to speak English here!  (Oct 3, 2008 | post #2)

Richmond, IN

What do you think about Connersville?

Connersville is a pimple on the Ass of society! The only thing Connersville is great at is it's soaring unemployment rate! Well I guess the number one job since Visteon left is Drug Dealing followed by Theft. What more could you ask for from such a pleasant small town?  (Oct 3, 2008 | post #22)

Connersville, IN

One arrested in theft

The Mexicans have to get all they're mowing and yardwork done for the year! At least those taco eaters stole the right kind of tractor!  (Oct 3, 2008 | post #5)

Connersville, IN

tired of people using food stamp card, for junk then cash...

I think all the single mothers that don't want to work and just want to pop out baby after baby so the taxpayers and the government can take care of them should have to get jobs as prostitutes! After all they didn't mind opening those legs for the many kids the helped procreate, they have good experience in it, and it pays decent wages! Then they wouldn't have to live off our dime right? These women can get jobs holding dicks it can't be that hard for them.  (Oct 3, 2008 | post #240)

Connersville, IN

Hypocrite or Christian

All the "Christians " I have been around have been full of shit! All I have seen them do is talk shit about people, judge people, and treat people like they are second class citizens. To all you assholes that do shit like that you can cream gurgle a fat midget's dick! If your gonna judge people why don't you look in the mirror and judege your own ass! If your a Christian and you don't like reading this then guess what I don't give a shit!  (Oct 3, 2008 | post #14)

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