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Phoenix, AZ

PHX Jewelry Store Owner Shoots, Kills Thief

I also shot a man down for stealing jewelry... It was my ring pop and he dropped it. It shattered into a million delicious pieces at my feet. Hell has no mercy on a man who drops my ring pop.  (Nov 20, 2010 | post #2)

Phoenix, AZ

Phoenix police ID driver killed when she ran red light

Someone should consider taking away most of women’s privileges before more are hurt from the feminism sensitivity machine of farce rights decaying our common sense. There are things that man can do well and there are a lot of things women shouldn’t be allowed to even think about, or they could mess up so many lives, and they will just say their victims are full of drama. That’s great your husband lets you out of the kitchen to pretend you’re doing something as Safeway cashier, but if they ever promoted you it would be an epidemic of e coli food poisoning on a massive scale. All women who disagree are wearing Irish sunglasses and like Bono from U2.  (Nov 20, 2010 | post #1)

Phoenix, AZ

Man Accused Of Making Child Porn Videos

What is your PHD in…? Is it a specialty in touching other man’s genitals, Mormon slang vernacular, mediocre cultural idioms, or is it in human to dog fornication? You excite me as much as counter tops and bring great level of apathy to trying to express your desire to actually insult someone maybe someday.  (Nov 15, 2010 | post #3)

Phoenix, AZ

'Sarah Palin's Alaska' Premieres In Phoenix

Son, is your vagina sore from using the same boring misadventure story of your Saturday night? Your Mormon fantasies over politician and their stretch marks are strange and you should have a spotter and or at least a couple saline bags nearby.  (Nov 15, 2010 | post #3)

Phoenix, AZ

Allergies from kissing, bed bugs?

I have an allergy to TV episodes of XENA. Especially the almost but non nipple showing lesbian scenes give me a death boner, and then I want to drink blood of the innocent. It was quite dreadful in 98’ walking through the TV section of Best Buy with Xena: Warrior Princess playing constantly on the wall, and just knowing at any given time one of those customer helpers was going to have a savage life changing incident cause of my allergies, and it maded me scared for my pristine legal record.  (Nov 15, 2010 | post #1)


Mormon Church Tells Lesbians, Gays It’s Alright To Be Gay...

Let the scissoring begin.  (Nov 15, 2010 | post #93)

Phoenix, AZ

Man Accused Of Making Child Porn Videos

Off with his head.  (Nov 15, 2010 | post #1)

Phoenix, AZ


I love Asian food!  (Nov 15, 2010 | post #2)

Phoenix, AZ

Gay Marriage - Phoenix, AZ

“If you hate something it’s always because you want to have sex with it.” - Gandhi  (Nov 14, 2010 | post #77)

Phoenix, AZ

'Sarah Palin's Alaska' Premieres In Phoenix

Come one. Come all. Come see jabber jaw and her amazingly saggy abilities. She can bite a bud light in two, talk irrationally about nothing, and a special international ping pong ball show after her interpretation of a traditional Mexican dance with Pablo the famous tuxedo dressed tap dancing donkey.  (Nov 14, 2010 | post #1)

Phoenix, AZ

the best deals on goods and services

Sunday Sunday Sunday... Get your knock offs all in one place. We got everything you kind of want here. Do you like Fila shoes? Try Fifa’s. Slightly damaged jeans, shirts, and rapist spawn babies all half priced. Looking for expired thrown away makeup guess what dumpster diver it's been purelled and on a shelf waiting for your next do over. Come on down we've got stuff for the whole family from stolen bikes to leopard print rugs. You’ll get a great tan and a full day of regret out at the one and only Phoenix Park N’ Swap…  (Nov 14, 2010 | post #1)

Phoenix, AZ

Man Arrested In Fatal Hit-And-Run

10 points  (Nov 14, 2010 | post #1)

Phoenix, AZ

'Sheriff Joe' Gives Palin Pink Panties

Ah you mad... Deal with it hippie!  (Nov 14, 2010 | post #7)

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