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Independence, KS

county commission meeting

intellectual, spiritual, patriotic" Ummm yeah ok...thats why he has lost his mind right because he is so intellectual, he is so smart that he can't figure out that Mont. Co. has spoken "we don't want him and his butt dart playing buddies anymore" "MACHO" no ...more like a BULLY with a badge who can only summon the courage to bully women, PLEASE Stan come and bully me, you know who I am, where i am at, he would then NEED to be "Spiritual " because I would show him a good ol Patriotic a*s*s whoopin that a butt pirate like himself needed a looooong time ago, so you see once again by Stans crybaby antics he left the meeting yesterday in such a fluster be smacked an innocent persons vehical causing property damage because he is so "MACHO" Anyhow again Stan please just leave we don't want you here anymore, hit the bricks, kick mud, haul a*s*s go some place where nobody KNOWS you and run for office, hell I see where someone said go sit on the boarder patrol, go do that, but leave us alone your FINISHED looser!!  (May 5, 2009 | post #30)

Terre Haute, IN

Who will be next Sheriff of Vigo County

Once again another of our "well respected" citizens who has nothing better to do than to bad mouth the hardest working cop T.H. has, the obivious answer here is, Concerned MUST spend countless hours on Match.com in order to KNOW what Denzil is doing, and then because you can NOT BE Denzil Lewis slander him, go back down in your mothers basement and make another batch of meth and before you know it Denzil will make a guest appearance at your door and give you a friendship bracelet or 2.  (May 4, 2009 | post #18)

Independence, KS

Selling a lawn mower or pool

Hey Euell...go choke on a pine cone, or some twigs and berries, and let grown folks talk here.  (May 1, 2009 | post #7)

Independence, KS

new bar in town

No she didn't actually but your wife likes to hug me though,  (May 1, 2009 | post #41)

Independence, KS

Steve McBride is Lying

That would be "make up your MIND" before you start harping on that one.  (Apr 28, 2009 | post #33)

Independence, KS

Steve McBride is Lying

Do your feet get wet?? your like a Bovine pissing on a flat rock, your all over the place, make up your mide which direction your going,  (Apr 28, 2009 | post #32)

Independence, KS

Which Businesses Dont Go or GO out of their way for Custo...

I'd like to say that Lisa @ Dunham's Barber shop has went out of her way several times just to see to it I got my "Fro" cut, Thank you Lisa.  (Apr 28, 2009 | post #187)

Independence, KS

Who actually runs the Sheriffs office?

Haven't you learned by now Tony is just like a fart in a whirl wind, says whatever it takes to make folks happy, even if he contradicts himself, now maybe we can all pay closer attention on who we VOTE for in these positions, there are a couple of people I'd love to see run for a position, but i understand their position on that, being short handed now could only make things even more difficult later down the road, but maybe in time. Hell we can dream can't we??  (Apr 23, 2009 | post #115)

Independence, KS

no smoking in public

Then if your fed up ...the solution is simple...MOVE, trust me your car is polluting more air than my 5-7 cigs per day ever could, as I said and I quote " I do not smoke inside buildings or inside my home" yes i would consider myself a "good accomodating M-F'ers" because I at least am considerate enough NOT to light up while your trying to have dinner next to me, but outdoors is fair game.  (Apr 23, 2009 | post #149)

Independence, KS

I wanna see nakee pictures of:

well...i must admit Homer ...I did study that tatoo of her quite closely !!!  (Apr 23, 2009 | post #15)

Pittsburgh, PA

'Big Butts' Burger King Ad Distasteful?

Oh, my, god. Becky, look at her butt. It is so big. *scoff* She looks like, one of those rap guys' girlfriends. But, you know, who understands those rap guys? *scoff* They only talk to her, because, she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay? I mean, her butt, is just so big. I can't believe it's just so round, it's like, out there, I mean - gross. Look! She's just so ... black! [Sir Mix-a-Lot] I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough 'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh baby, I wanna get with you And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got makes me so horny Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-ski n You say you wanna get in my Benz? Well, use me, use me 'Cause you ain't that average groupie I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's sweat, wet, Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette I'm tired of magazines Sayin' flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!) Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!) Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!) Shake that healthy butt! Baby got back! (LA face with Oakland booty) Baby got back! [Sir Mix-a-Lot] I like 'em round, and big And when I'm throwin' a gig I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh I ain't talkin' bout Playboy 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys I want 'em real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mix-a-Lot's in trouble Beggin' for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knock-kneeded bimbos walkin' like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sisters, I wanna get with ya I won't cuss or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *fuck* Till the break of dawn Baby got it goin' on A lot of simps won't like this song 'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it And I'd rather stay and play 'Cause I'm long, and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah} If you wanna roll in my Mercedes {Yeah!} Then turn around! Stick it out! Even white boys got to shout Baby got back! Baby got back! Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, Cosmo ain't got nothin' to do with my selection. 36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3". [Sir Mix-a-Lot] So your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none Unless you've got buns, hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, But please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that "hard" role And tell you that the butt ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So Cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that! 'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' And I'm thinkin' bout stickin' To the beanpole dames in the magazines: You ain't it, Miss Thing! Give me a sister, I can't resist her Red beans and rice didn't miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis 'Cause his girls are on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And I pull up quick to get wit 'em So ladies, if the butt is round, And you want a triple X throw down, Dial 1-900-MIXALOT And kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back!  (Apr 23, 2009 | post #20)

Independence, KS

new bar in town

actually my dear...you had meeeee, must've been around Thanksgiving because you said something about "gobble gobble"  (Apr 23, 2009 | post #33)

Independence, KS

new bar in town

You know where you are??? your in the jungle baaaaby, Welcome to the jungle We've got fun 'n' games We got everything you want Honey, we know the names We are the people that can find Whatever you may need If you got the money, honey We got your disease  (Apr 23, 2009 | post #32)

Terre Haute, IN

Who would win in a fight

Hell I had Diane bent over a pool table in a basement when she was cheating ON Kevin with Jim and she was talking to Jim on the phone, he was almost in tears ..."where are you sugar" she told him she was at the gym working out !!! LMAO  (Apr 23, 2009 | post #22)

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