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i cant stand....

You'd be surprised about.... Let me just relay one personal experience: I overheard this girl talking to her relative from Puero Rico. (My friend translated). She was urging her relative to come on over, pump out a few puppies, collect child support and state assistance and she could get a nice apartment here in CT. All the while the world and her girlfriends are feeling sorry for all the troubles she has. Good deal.  (Jun 24, 2008 | post #230)

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If you could change one thing about yourself what would i...

Hmmmm. I have no solution to that, yet. I'm not really a midget, but if I was .... hmmmmm. Does anyone else besides you REALLY have a problem with your height? Short people are cute. They tend to be the center of attention, or close to it, judging from social events that I went to. Don't sweat it shorty. Just be happy being cute. If you want to take up martial arts or certain sports, a lower center of gravity is an advantage. Peace out!  (Jun 24, 2008 | post #20)

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What color are your eyes?

No offense Sagie. How's your brother Santa? He's the cibling who's NOT on drugs, right? Take care!  (Jun 24, 2008 | post #58)

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What color are your eyes?

I know. He's so negative, negative, negative! You're a feisty one! Keep that up, okay? Don't worry about old beach bums who muck around and search your garbage in the wee hours of the morning. Computers are getting cheaper so even bums could afford them.  (Jun 24, 2008 | post #57)

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What color are your eyes?

She's anything but boring.  (Jun 24, 2008 | post #56)

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What color are your eyes?

Blue, but turning Hazel? Can't figure that one out. They should be dark chocolate from all the Bull sh_t I throw around here on Topix.  (Jun 24, 2008 | post #55)

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If you could change one thing about yourself what would i...

I can't read all of these posts, but just catch a few here and there. I've always had naturally curly hair (don't go by my avatar - that's not me in the avatar) but I found that a baseball cap does wonders. You being a girl, are probably reluctant to cut it short but that works also. Don't try ironing your hair. messes it up. When I was young, I had really really long hair. When I was running from the cops, I could crouch down, and camoflage myself as a bush to hide from them.  (Jun 24, 2008 | post #18)

The Beatles

Mills ditches ex-hubby's songs

I think you missed the point. It's sort of a one way dinner. Like throwing the waste down the disposal, or alimentary canal and never seeing it again. A public service...like trash collection.  (Jun 24, 2008 | post #9)

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This is the retarded story that never ends!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! No inspiration... Flatlining, so sorry I have no contribution presently, but HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! Very creative. :oP  (Jun 24, 2008 | post #33)

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What do men want in a woman?

I don't know what all men want from a woman, but I'd like someone to hock a baseball to occasionally. An occasional wrestling partner (some of those wrestling holds are quite kinky). Someone to come home to and cuddle with. Get lost in her long flowing hair. Put my head on her breasts, feel her heartbeat, and several other things. Look into her beautiful eyes and see the ocean. wondering how God can make such lovely creature. Product of the stars refined. Take walks on the beach with - exchanging deep thoughts and horrifically bad jokes (the cornier the better). Loving the warmth of the summer breeze in our wind swept hair. Like a gentle touch of nature. Being able to play a harmless practical joke on her and not have her get offended. Vice versa. Someone who doesn't over care about how she looks in public in looks or behaviour...to her girlfriends and people doesn't know. A creative thinker, not a product of peer pressure or the latest fad. Could care less about her nails. Lipstick optional (someone who grew out of face painting in her adolescence) Someone who plays a musical instrument so we can share those times as well. Mutual musical orgasm.... I mean organuzation. Inspirational thoughts, depth, not afraid to hug or touch. Someone who finds me somewhat attractive (hahahahah - okay, so that's fantasy), - if she lies about it, that would be acceptable to a degree. Someone who's a mediocre to rotten cook. The way to a man's heart is not always thru his stomach. Someone who can work with and feel comfortable with disabled kids. Someone who doesn't mind going out. Dancing. martial arts, concerts... not considering dining out all that important. Not a manbasher nor prejudice. realizing that people are sometimes the product of environmental influences, and that it's not in the race or blood. Poetry lover. Animal lover. Someone I can hock a football to occasionally.  (Jun 24, 2008 | post #182)

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one word only

TY - Resume PLZ -----> Wiffle bats self on head :oP (Bonk!)  (Jun 23, 2008 | post #297)

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one word only

(smiling)-----> :o)  (Jun 23, 2008 | post #296)

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one word only

bye  (Jun 23, 2008 | post #295)

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(Feel like) knucklehead.  (Jun 23, 2008 | post #294)

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one word only

Fun-ny  (Jun 23, 2008 | post #293)

Q & A with ShirtlessMidget in Tights

Headline:

My Girl friend

Hometown:

Ummmmmm

Neighborhood:

Ummmmmm

Local Favorites:

Gold's gym, until I got hit in the head with a barbell.

I Belong To:

Anyone got any suggestions?

When I'm Not on Topix:

Usually being serious - almost

Read My Forum Posts Because:

I don't - I could use a proffreader

I'm Listening To:

Kiss Me You Fool!

Read This Book:

Biography of Tom Thumb.

Favorite Things:

Spandex and Latex

On My Mind:

the little bit o' hair that I gots.

I Believe In:

Little people need to walk tall - some of them, anyway.