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Pottsville, PA

Holiday Spending - Pottsville, PA

i want more fluff and less nuts.  (Nov 27, 2010 | post #2)

Pottsville, PA

Mysterious van patrolling Pottsville neighborhoods

squirrel power. it was us that made that van years in a short time. squirrle shall march in pottsville square and head to the office afterwords.  (Nov 9, 2010 | post #64)

Pottsville, PA

Who do you support for U.S. House in Pennsylvania (Distri...

i went to vote and all the poll workers were eating and the poll machines were covered in cheese and sauce. then they were all farting loudly and lighting their farts on fire. it was great.  (Nov 4, 2010 | post #47)

Pottsville, PA

Who do you support for U.S. House in Pennsylvania (Distri...

write in liptok. he is the man who understands tin foil hats and all the benefits they provide. if you like alf then you will love liptok.  (Oct 27, 2010 | post #37)

Pottsville, PA

Schuylkill controller appeals order on financial reports

let the kernal file the reports. he can do it all and then some. his government seal will be a giant nutcracker.  (Oct 23, 2010 | post #27)

Pottsville, PA

Schuylkill commissioners refuse to pay accounting bill

this sounds squirrely. its like they are fighting over walnuts for winter.  (Oct 23, 2010 | post #4)

Pottsville, PA

Schuylkill controller appeals order on financial reports

squirrels control this thread. that email will not go through unless you put "squirrels rule" in the subject line.  (Oct 21, 2010 | post #25)

Pottsville, PA

Schuylkill commissioners refuse to pay accounting bill

its time to let the squirrels run things.  (Oct 21, 2010 | post #2)

Pottsville, PA

Who do you support for State House in Pennsylvania (Distr...

vote liptok and pray for the best cause he is better than the rest. no price increase for vicodin.  (Oct 20, 2010 | post #10)

Pottsville, PA

Schuylkill chamber feared 'orchestrated' disruption of de...

i saw Dante the other day with some large nuts in his mouth. i believe he said hello. it was kind of muffled.  (Oct 18, 2010 | post #4)

Pottsville, PA

Tamaqua man faces drug charges after probe

you are as witty as your spelling and grammar. "THERE BOUNCING..... " WTF?  (Oct 16, 2010 | post #21)

Pottsville, PA

Who do you support for Lieutenant Governor in Pennsylvani...

whoever is for hiring illegal workers is who im voting for. lets keep the rich rich and the rest just confused. i never got a nut from a poor person. they suck and deserve to suck more.  (Oct 16, 2010 | post #55)

Pottsville, PA

Who do you support for U.S. House in Pennsylvania (Distri...

holden has large nuts and he will share if you ask.  (Oct 15, 2010 | post #14)

Pottsville, PA

Walmart

nuts help ya stay thin. ever see a squirrel too fat to climb a tree?  (Oct 15, 2010 | post #7)

Q & A with Sgt Squirrel

Headline:

Sgt Squirrel at your command

Hometown:

Squirrel Haven

Neighborhood:

An attic

Local Favorites:

ham cheese(government only) pepsi

I Belong To:

The Colonel

When I'm Not on Topix:

Im eating nuts and free cheese

Read My Forum Posts Because:

you can use a squirrels perspective

I'm Listening To:

traffic outside the window

Read This Book:

The Bible

Favorite Things:

nuts cheese squirrels that are alive attics open windows ham wrappers

On My Mind:

Nuts

Blog / Website / Homepage:

http://theliptokreport.webs.com/

I Believe In:

Squirrels