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Utica, NY

DOTE DONE-Ex-Oneida-Co-Independence-Party-chair sent-to-jail

Allo', Schultzie hier again! Another jahr gone! Und der politikal season ist hier jezt again! Der Independence party misses Herr Dote! Zey are regrouping mit neu people. Und zey vant money again! Sound familiar, Dote? Only zis time it von't be YOU schticking it der pockets of your lederhosen! Hoy hoy hoy! Ach, Dote, wo bist du? Ve vant you again! Ve need you again! Ja, zat's der ticket.  (Apr 22, 2013 | post #14)

Utica, NY

DOTE DONE-Ex-Oneida-Co-Independence-Party-chair sent-to-jail

'Allo. Schultzie hier. I yust been on der vebsite lookink fur der Bondo unterlord. I zee he ist still ein guest of Sheriff Rob today! I had thought he vas aus by now! Hmm, der Dote mansion in Oriskany und he ist still zhere! Hoy hoy hoy, Yonny! Zee you soon!  (Apr 4, 2012 | post #13)

Utica, NY

Do you approve of Claudia Tenney as State Assembly -- Mem...

Klaudia ist also HOT hot hot!, Ummmm eh! Yust saying.  (Mar 11, 2012 | post #20)

Utica, NY

harmony speciale laundering money

Und I was zehr sometimes! 'Allo, bondo unterlord Dote!  (Mar 11, 2012 | post #19)

Utica, NY

Who should be cut from the Oneida County Legislature?

I say put alle of zem into zee cooler!  (Mar 11, 2012 | post #54)

Utica, NY

DOTE DONE-Ex-Oneida-Co-Independence-Party-chair sent-to-jail

'Allo. Guten Tag, alles. I am here to tell you about der Dote mansion in Oriskany near der old airport. Herr Dote hast been ein guest zehr fur, ach, almost 3 months. But I vant to tell you about der release date, April ... 1 or so. Ja, der bondo unterlord vill be out und roaming der strasse in 3 veeks or zo. Und he ist PISST !! Wery pissed is der vort out of der Dote mansion in Oriskany. I am goink to haf to man der turret on ze roof in April. I zink he vill be looking fur me zuerst! Hoy hoy hoy until ve meet again. Und be varned, der unterlord ist close to parole fur beink a gut prisoner like he vas a gut alter boy in East OOtica growing up. Hoy hoy hohy, un 'wiedershen.  (Mar 11, 2012 | post #11)

Utica, NY

DOTE DONE-Ex-Oneida-Co-Independence-Party-chair sent-to-jail

Oh ja. Vas der Harmony fraulein doing der grunting und groaning mit der bondo unterlord or be that more topix kuhscheiss??  (Dec 12, 2011 | post #5)

Utica, NY

DOTE DONE-Ex-Oneida-Co-Independence-Party-chair sent-to-jail

Ach, es tut mir leid. I already posted my great sorrow about Herr Dote in another thread! Ja, Schultzie ist sehr trauig! So sad! Hoy hoy hoy!  (Dec 12, 2011 | post #4)

Utica, NY

“And then I met at a coffee shop with John Dote – alone,”...

Oh Tannenbaum, Oh Tannenbaum ... 'Allo. Schultzie hier. Ja, it be der Christmas season (Weinnachten in German!)und I be driving zu hause vhen I hear on der radio Herr Dote is again (SIGH!) mit der chrome bracelets und zis time vill be spending Weinnachten in der OC HOTEL ! Und der next 6 months auch! Vell, mit der gut behavior und all der hidden yail credits, maybe he vill be out in time to vatch der Indy500 !! Oh hoy hoy hoy! Schultzie smile! I vonder vat der Sherff Rob vill be cooking fur der bondo unterlord on der 25.Dec zis jahr!! AUF WIEDERSEHN, Herr Dote! Don't call Schultzie, ve call you! Ja, und don't be holding your breath! HOY HOY HOY! Und Schultzie vishes all of you a wery Froeliche Weinnachten!  (Dec 12, 2011 | post #21)

Utica, NY

“And then I met at a coffee shop with John Dote – alone,”...

Ach, Schultzie has plenty of charity! Vhy yust two or three veeks ago I sent some money to der Jadwick charity upstairs from der Blue Moon massage parlor und funeral home! Und look, my 6,22Euro vere enough to keep him open! But nicht any CHARITY fur der secret agent investigator bondo unterlord DoTe!!! This lowlife is nothing more than a skidmark on a new pack of Hanes unterkleider. If the vorld vas a tuxedo, he'd be a pair of brown shoes. Schultzie gets the last laugh on DoTe und it is von hell of a laugh. Der Katolische altar boy vill be kneeling again!! Und he von't be sent home until der 6 months are up! Vell, mit gut time, maybe 4 or 5 months! Oh hoy hoy hoy hoy!! AUF WIEDERSEHEN YONNY!  (Oct 14, 2011 | post #17)

Utica, NY

Fat girl sitting on naked Roefaro!

Ach! Vat ist wrong mit being fat? I mean, vell you know, I never met a wienerschnitzel I didn't like!  (Oct 12, 2011 | post #9)

Utica, NY

Cerminaro is done!!

Aber nicht. Schultzie prediction hier, listen up y'all: In a 5 man race, I predict Cerminaro will be #1, Palmieri #2, Sanita #3, the green guy #4 and CARDILLO will come in LAST at #5 !! (No spread on the numbers, just position placement) Anybody with der Dote kiss of death endorsement is a loser period. And now that he's (almost) gone, the Independence Party can heal itself or it can go away. Depends on if they clean out the rats that allowed Dote to do what he did or not. The other 4 candidates could die the day before the election and Cardillo STILL won't be the mayor next year!  (Oct 12, 2011 | post #4)

Utica, NY

John Doti arrested

You got it 110% right, Cornell. He got what he deserved but it took waaaaay too long. 'Wiedershen.  (Oct 12, 2011 | post #8)

Utica, NY

john dote

Yust HOY HOY HOY fur der bondo unterlord!!  (Oct 12, 2011 | post #2)

Utica, NY

“And then I met at a coffee shop with John Dote – alone,”...

Oh, ho ho ho ho ho!!! Oktober ist here und der Dote Bondo unterlord hast pleaded GUILTY (that's SHULDIG in Deutsch, Yon baby)to 10 counts. 17 more counts go avay mit der plea deal! Couldn't risk more, eh Yonny? Der state prison in Auburn, zey vould luv to get zher hands on a fish like YOU! Und tell him vat he's won, Dink! Yon, du hast won 6 months in der luxurious OC HOTEL (aka der jail) mit Sherriff Rob und his jailers! Maybe zey give you the LARRY TANOURY SR memorial cell!! Und zen you get another 5 years (FUNF JAHRE !!!) of der monthly meetings mit eiin probation offizer! Oh hoy hoy hoy !! Ach du lieber Yonny, you stuck your dingus in der hole mit der stingers und finally got schtung !!!! Und NO MORE SHAKING DOWN der local politizens for a 20 oder 50 vhen you get out!!! Oktober! Yust before der elections!! HOY HOY HOY !!!  (Oct 12, 2011 | post #14)

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