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Lebanon, TN

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Ive seen the Pastors beast he calls a wife and bruces wife is ten times as beautiful and i might say a good 150 lbs. lighter. I wouldn't say anything if that skunk striped fat dumpling was my wife. did they ever get another yolk to fit her fat neck? Oh no someone said something about that sausage nosed freak, look out someone is going to break a rib. LOL what a joke.  (Apr 11, 2016 | post #18289)

Lebanon, TN

cult in lebanon?

That is a clear schooling again. Nice job guys.They post made up lies from those who cannot possibly live a life up to the standards of that church and when they fail miserably they create false videos. When the truth is shown to someone and they still post known lies, they are doing Satans work. You were right for hoping God has mercy on them.  (Apr 1, 2016 | post #18193)

Lebanon, TN

cult in lebanon?

IM HERE TODAY BY THE GRACE OF GOD, HE HAS BROUGHT ME HOME TO TELL MY TALE. BROTHER AND SISTERS ….THERE I WAS ON A PLANE BOUND FOR THE DEEPEST MEXICAN JUNGLE. MY PLANE GOT STRUCK BY LIGHTNING AND EXPLODED IN MID AIR. THE BLAST HURLED ME INTO THE DARKNESS OF THE MEXICAN JUNGLE FROM 20 THOUSAND FEET STILL STRAPPED TO MY SEAT. I SURVIVED ON HOLIDAY SWEETS I FOUND IN THE WRECKAGE FOR THE FIRST 3 DAYS. BUT BEING FAITHFUL TO WHY I WAS THERE, I FASTED SOME DAYS REFUSING TO HAVE EVEN ONE BITE OF THE BRIGHTLY COLORED HOLIDAY TREATS. FOR THE NEXT 3 DAYS I SURVIVED ON HUNTING WILD ANIMALS AND LIVING OFF OF THE STRINGY MEAT I GATHERED FROM THE THIGH BONES OF DEMONS I KILLED AFTER CATCHING THEM IN MY MAKE SHIFT TRAP CONSTRUCTED FROM A TRASH CAN AND STRING. BY NOW I THOUGHT SOMEONE WOULD COME LOOKING FOR ME BUT I BEGAN TO REALIZE THAT I HAVE BEEN LEFT BEHIND MUCH LIKE THE LAST TWO UNICORNS WHEN THE ARK SET SAIL. WHEN I FINALLY EMERGED FROM THE THICKET, I WAS WEARING ONLY THE SKINS AND FEATHERS OF WILD DUCKS THAT WERE SEWED TOGETHER WITH SINEWS OF A IGUANA LIZARD. I HAD LOST A FEW POUNDS FROM THE FASTING AND LIVING OFF OF RAIN WATER AND PISS. THIS IS WHERE MY STORY TAKES A TURN, I RAN INTO AN ABORIGINAL WOMAN WHO TOOK ME TO HER TRIBE. I LEARNED THEIR WAYS AND THEIR LANGUAGE BUT MADE A VOW OF SECRECY TO NEVER TELL THEIR LOCATION OR TALK OF THE MANY DEAD BODIES THEY HAD PILED NEXT TO THE TREE THEY ALL USED AS A BATHROOM. IN ONE DAY I MORE THAN DOUBLED THEIR NUMBERS BY RAISING ALL THE DEAD FOR THEM. BY NOW I HAD A SMALL FAMILY OF MINIATURE PYGMY MONKEYS LIVING IN MY FULLY FEATHERED DUCK SHORTS. THE HEAT WAS UNBEARABLE, MY SKIN WAS FALLING OFF THE BONE LIKE A CAREFULLY SMOKED RACK OF BABY BACKS. I NEEDED PROTEIN BADLY. I CREATED A DELICIOUS PROTEIN PASTE FROM MILL WORMS, SCORPION FEET AND MONKEY SEMEN. I COULD HEAR PEOPLES VOICES IN THE DISTANCE, I DID RUN INTO ONE NATIVE THAT ALLOWED ME TO BAPTIZE HIM IN A PUDDLE WE FOUND UNDER A MONGOOSE NEST. I NOW HAD A BOIL FULL OF PUSS ON MY FOREHEAD, IT BECAME SO LARGE THAT HUMMING BIRDS WERE TRYING TO FEED FROM IT.. FINALLY I SEEN THE SMALL VILLAGE OF SHOE-LESS WORSHIPERS I HAD BEEN SEARCHING FOR, THEY TOOK ME IN AND THEY MADE A VERY HARDY STEW FROM THE 4000 APHIDS AND TICKS THEY REMOVED FROM MY NOW SWOLLEN NARD SACK. THEY LET MY SACK STEEP IN WARM WATER WHICH CREATED A VERY PUNGENT SUN TEA WE ENJOYED THAT EVENING. OVER ALL WE BROUGHT IN 60 NEW TITHERS TO THE FOLD AND ONLY HAD TO SPEND $8,000.00 BUT WHAT THE HECK, IT'S NOT MY MONEY. PRAISE THE LORD...  (Mar 11, 2016 | post #18122)

Lebanon, TN

cult in lebanon?

Hey yawl, Seen the Pictures and then came here. I am thankful to the soldiers of light leaders and members who have come here over and over to show what a christian does NOT LOOK LIKE. You have opened the eyes of many people. Keeping this site alive with your hate and false teachings has brought many people to the true christ and away from you. I'm thankful for Bruce also and the way he converted the Preacher of the soldiers of light. he went from cutting down "Works" and saying they mean nothing to us seeing him on video preaching the importance of works. Thank you soldiers for proving Bruce right, over and over. Have a great Thanksgiving.  (Nov 25, 2015 | post #17869)

Lebanon, TN

cult in lebanon?

This is fun. President Monson: “We are engaged in the work of the Lord Jesus Christ,” “Let us learn of Him. Let us follow in His footsteps. Let us live by His precepts.” Pastor Tony Balding: Do you know what would happen if he hit one of them, It would be horrible, so hit low, hit that floating rib. President Monson: As you keep the flame of testimony burning brightly, you will become a beacon of righteousness—even a light—for all to see. Said the Savior: “Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven” (Matthew 5:16). Pastor Tony Balding: I chased that demon around the table and caught it in my trash can. LMAO there really isn't any way of figuring this out, they both sound so Christ like.  (Apr 9, 2015 | post #17500)

Lebanon, TN

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It's still very special that you call us Bruce, Bruce will not come here unless he needs to school you even harder than we do. I would like to take just a few minutes to compare the Leader of Soldiers of Light church and the leader of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints...shall we? Pastor Tony Balding: Hit Low, Break four or five ribs. President Monson:“May our Heavenly Father bless us that we may have the spirit of temple worship, that we may be obedient to His commandments, and that we may follow carefully the steps of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.” Pastor Tony Balding: If they are laying in the Hospital with four or five tubes running out of them they'll wish thy had never opened their mouths. President Monson:“Let thy bowels also be full of charity towards all men, and to the household of faith, and let virtue garnish thy thoughts unceasingly.” You guess which one is he real man of God.  (Apr 9, 2015 | post #17499)

Lebanon, TN

cult in lebanon?

Proverbs 19:5 - A false witness shall not be unpunished, and [he that] speaketh lies shall not escape. Proverbs 19:9 - A false witness shall not be unpunished, and [he that] speaketh lies shall perish. Exodus 20:16 - Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. Ephesians 4:25 - Wherefore putting away lying, speak every man truth with his neighbour: for we are members one of another. Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. 1 John 2:4 - He that saith, I know him, and keepeth not his commandments, is a liar, and the truth is not in him. Matthew 19:18 - He saith unto him, Which? Jesus said, Thou shalt do no murder, Thou shalt not commit adultery, Thou shalt not steal, Thou shalt not bear false witness, HE HAS TOLD YOU OVER AND OVER YET YOU CONTINUE TO POST LIES THAT YOU ALREADY KNOW ARE LIES. YOU BETTER READ WHAT IT SAYS WILL HAPPEN TO YOU. YOU CANT ACT LIKE YOU DIDNT KNOW.  (Apr 9, 2015 | post #17494)

Lebanon, TN

cult in lebanon?

Still cant find a video from lds.org to argue with?  (Apr 9, 2015 | post #17493)

Lebanon, TN

cult in lebanon?

Who the hell would stand before Joseph Smith? What a Moron, see what we mean by idiot wrapped in a moron.  (Apr 9, 2015 | post #17492)

Lebanon, TN

cult in lebanon?

He has never had an kids. You talking abut 1 or 2 of the 5 he's raised for other losers?  (Apr 9, 2015 | post #17491)

Lebanon, TN

cult in lebanon?

We have been shown the truth of those you follow and base your life on. we have seen your rewritten Bible that you wont even post which one it is because of you being ashamed of it. We have seen the schooling you received over and over with the truth. We have seen god diminish your church, expose satan and run it into the ground. You have become no more than those we shown in your Christian healers videos, a liar like them, deceiving boat rat.  (Apr 9, 2015 | post #17483)

Lebanon, TN

cult in lebanon?

He was married to a Mormon, cheated on her and took a stance against her and her church. He has made up more lies to attack his wife. Nice try.  (Apr 9, 2015 | post #17482)

Lebanon, TN

cult in lebanon?

https://youtu.be/4 GfFTry88JM How could all this be? because it's true.  (Apr 9, 2015 | post #17480)

Lebanon, TN

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https://youtu.be/- _ac3tWeV3I Hear it.  (Apr 9, 2015 | post #17475)

Lebanon, TN

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https://youtu.be/Z PZira1Vhrg hahahahahaha  (Apr 9, 2015 | post #17474)