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Headline:
Jebus?! Jebus? Where are you?
Hometown:
Ama-Hell-o, Tx
Neighborhood:
Lake of Fire
Local Favorites:
Blasphemy Lane... mmmmh blasphemy
I Belong To:
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time. Dennis Miller
When I'm Not on Topix:
The truth does not change according to our ability to stomach it. Flannery O'Connor
Read My Forum Posts Because:
One man's theology is another man's belly laugh.
Read This Book:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas*Sex, Drugs, and CoCo Puffs
Favorite Things:
in accordance with the prophecy: aluminum baseball bats, smoke, fire, blasphemy...mmmh, rabble-rousing, serial killers.
On My Mind:
"Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces." Malachi 2:3
Blog / Website / Homepage:
skepticsannotatedbible.com
I Believe In:
"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heaven" -John Milton in Paradise Lost

Satan the Great Dark Lord's Recent Posts

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The Prayer Room

whoremongers... lmao  (Wednesday | post #463)

Christian

Why Are Atheists So Stupid?

How about you think about it this way: I'm not denying the existance of Jesus, but do I believe he's a "savior" ... No. My name is a joke between friends who also frequent this site. And hell if he did exist, I think we'd get along grand. Also, you dirty christ-stain, I don't have a criminal record.  (Wednesday | post #2230)

Christian

Why Are Atheists So Stupid?

So I just stubbled upon this crap and you rotten christ-stains are simply that a stain on the name of Christ... not that he's my savior or anything but I have no problem with him. I think that being an atheist is hard enough without people attacking us, but no that's what christ-STAINS are so good at... attacking people who believe differently.  (Tuesday Jul 29 | post #2162)

Christian

I LUV GOD SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!

oh, sure you say there won't be any alcohol or drugs, how wrong you are.... hell is the best party ever.... who cares if you can't leave, there are closets for naps and whatnot. why not just let people have their fun?  (Tuesday Jul 29 | post #15)

Christian

I LUV GOD SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!!!

See you there, the party's already happening, but everyone's welcome.  (Monday Jul 21 | post #13)

Christian

Life Without Christ

I'm shaking in my boots... "day of reckoning" does that mean christians will actually change?!?  (Monday Jul 21 | post #33)

Amarillo, TX

Keeping roads safe for bikers

I agree about cell phones... I thought we drove cars not phone booths. My uncle has been a biker since I can remember so I always keep an eye out when I hear them near me... Although I do have to say that some people on the "sport" bikes are idiots. I was driving next to a gaggle of them, probably a dozen, and they nearly hit each other, pulling up in wheelies and swerving in between cars (that were right next to each other, driving over fifty).  (May 28, 2008 | post #4)

Amarillo, TX

Drug and alcohol problems in Amarillo

Thanks, joyfulmama, that's exactly what I was going to say... your words are nicer than mine would be.  (May 27, 2008 | post #13)

Top Stories

Why do Christans Judge other Christans.

HUH?  (May 27, 2008 | post #223)

Atheism

Atheists confuse me

I'm not confused. I'm quite positive that this world is ruled, not by some diety, but something far more easy to prove... science.  (May 27, 2008 | post #122)

Amarillo, TX

No butts about it - Smoking ban proposal is defeated

Hells yeah!!!  (May 19, 2008 | post #3)

Amarillo, TX

Donated miniature horse killed by pit bulls

Okay let's face it all dogs originated as wolves. Wolves hunt to survive, that basic instinct is still in all dogs (you can observe wolf nature in all breeds). The only differnce between the two is that WE alter the dogs behavior by, simply, our presence in their lives. Our treatment of them designates which instincts are more readily apparent, don't blame the animal for following it's instincts.  (May 15, 2008 | post #13)

Amarillo, TX

I need directions...

Sorry, I'm not some twisted necrophiliac who's gonna fall in love with your zombie "savior" . It's not that I don't want God to exist, it's simply that you have no PROOF he exists... and no I don't count the bible as proof, because it hasn't been scientifically proven (also because the original bible hardly resembles the one you'd quote from anyway). If you wanted me to take you seriously you should have run your post through a spell checker at the very least. I tried to read through this cluster-fuck of writing, and only discovered that you have, in fact, raped the English language. Maybe one day I’ll see the light, but I don’t see that happening. Why don’t you follow what your Savior’s actual message which was… love and accept everyone for who they are. When you can do that, maybe I’d be more accepting of your religion.  (May 13, 2008 | post #69)

Top Stories

Why do Christans Judge other Christans.

I love it when Christians will admit I'm right, thanks for making my day.  (May 6, 2008 | post #214)

US News

‘Miracle’ Marine dies; terribly burned in Iraq

It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets. Voltaire Yes his death is a tragedy, but do you ever consider that this IS the result of war... ON BOTH SIDES.  (May 3, 2008 | post #563)

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