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Seattle, WA

Antichrist Obama

Your mother should have been a murderer.  (Dec 8, 2009 | post #33)

Asheville, NC

Something to Ponder

TOPIX CHAIN LETTER SPAM ACTIVATE!!!!  (Nov 30, 2009 | post #16)

Campbellsville, KY

2 1/2 Kentuckians going to hell

The only person going to heaven is the dog whisperer. That's right, the secret is out. God is a golden retriever. If it's any consolation we do have a/c down here now.  (Nov 30, 2009 | post #27)

Logan, WV

Prayer List

Why don't you leave it up to the g-man to decide what's a need and what's a want.  (Nov 30, 2009 | post #9)

Hi Hat, KY

changing schools

Home school. Public school is for McDonalds workers and future strippers.  (Nov 30, 2009 | post #4)

Latrobe, PA

Puppy kicked to death in PA.

Poor guy. He's going to jail after bravely defending himself from that menacing puppy that viciously attacked his shoe.  (Nov 30, 2009 | post #15)

Paris, TX

The Struggle to be Normal

I never struggle to be normal. It comes so naturally.  (Nov 30, 2009 | post #4)

Whitesburg, KY

What is wrong with the churches today?

What's wrong with churches today? Three things that would improve every church out there: 1. Open bar. 2. Stripper cocktail waitresses. 3. Hot wings (boneless buffalo style)  (Nov 30, 2009 | post #54)

Logan, WV

Prayer List

Please place me on your list. Specifically pray that I win the lottery please. Thank you. Amen.  (Nov 30, 2009 | post #7)

Christian

Ban all StupidAtheists !!!!!!

I will save you the trouble and ban myself. GOOD DAY SIR! I SAID GOOD DAY!  (Nov 30, 2009 | post #1329)

Barbourville, KY

any swords for sale

I've got a awesome sword with a really long shaft. I have some chinese medicine balls to go with it too.  (Nov 29, 2009 | post #4)

Eagle Pass, TX

greatest rapper of all time?

Robert Bruce is the best raper of all time.  (Nov 29, 2009 | post #22)

Q & A with Satans Cousin

Hometown:

The Final Layer

Neighborhood:

Hell

Local Favorites:

The pit, Eternal punishment, Lake o' Fire

I Belong To:

The underworld

When I'm Not on Topix:

I'm punishing sinners.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

I said so.

I'm Listening To:

Tortured screams of the damned

Read This Book:

The Divine Comedy

Favorite Things:

Sinners, Tears, Screams

On My Mind:

Thoughts too horrible to state here.

Blog / Website / Homepage:

topix.com

I Believe In:

Your inability to save yourself.