Satans Cousin Profile
The only person going to heaven is the dog whisperer. That's right, the secret is out. God is a golden retriever. If it's any consolation we do have a/c down here now. (Nov 30, 2009 | post #27)
Why don't you leave it up to the g-man to decide what's a need and what's a want. (Nov 30, 2009 | post #9)
Home school. Public school is for McDonalds workers and future strippers. (Nov 30, 2009 | post #4)
Poor guy. He's going to jail after bravely defending himself from that menacing puppy that viciously attacked his shoe. (Nov 30, 2009 | post #15)
I never struggle to be normal. It comes so naturally. (Nov 30, 2009 | post #4)
What's wrong with churches today? Three things that would improve every church out there: 1. Open bar. 2. Stripper cocktail waitresses. 3. Hot wings (boneless buffalo style) (Nov 30, 2009 | post #54)
Please place me on your list. Specifically pray that I win the lottery please. Thank you. Amen. (Nov 30, 2009 | post #7)
I will save you the trouble and ban myself. GOOD DAY SIR! I SAID GOOD DAY! (Nov 30, 2009 | post #1329)
I've got a awesome sword with a really long shaft. I have some chinese medicine balls to go with it too. (Nov 29, 2009 | post #4)
Q & A with Satans Cousin
The Final Layer
The pit, Eternal punishment, Lake o' Fire
I Belong To:
When I'm Not on Topix:
I'm punishing sinners.
Read My Forum Posts Because:
I said so.
I'm Listening To:
Tortured screams of the damned
Read This Book:
The Divine Comedy
Sinners, Tears, Screams
On My Mind:
Thoughts too horrible to state here.
Blog / Website / Homepage:
I Believe In:
Your inability to save yourself.
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