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2 injured as Times Square chase scene goes awry

His hair is a bird; your argument is invalid.  (May 4, 2009 | post #10)

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FBI probes magician who shipped himself via UPS

What a dumb stunt, and dumber hoax. I can't wait to not visit his website.  (Mar 11, 2009 | post #10)

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Illinois manages to make Albany look a bit better

It's an opinion column, you student.  (Dec 15, 2008 | post #10)

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Golden Globe nominations 'Dark Knight,' 'Milk,' 'Frost/Nixon,' ...

And the sympathy award for best slightly competent overhyped actor who happened to be reasonably young and attractive when he died goes to...  (Dec 11, 2008 | post #3)

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Teen lives fiour months with no heart

This makes me so happy! Best wishes, kid.  (Nov 20, 2008 | post #2)

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Is red meat's bad name justified?

Red meat is not as bad for you as furry greenish-grey meat.  (Nov 20, 2008 | post #3)

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Wall Street declines as investors worry over earnings outlooks;...

I loev that the well-being of the entire national economy hinges on the ability of jittery traders to keep from freaking out.  (Nov 20, 2008 | post #85)

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Rudy Giuliani: I may run for governor--or president

9/11 for President!  (Nov 17, 2008 | post #16)

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MTV's 'TRL' comes to an end with an all-star bash

Did this "request " show actually get around to completely playing anyone's actual request before it shut down?  (Nov 17, 2008 | post #7)

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Dallas councilman encourages teens to end derriere love affair,...

This is not at all what I expected of an article with "derriere love affair" in the title.  (Nov 10, 2008 | post #10)

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Police: Ark. woman arrested for huffing asks officer to return ...

Addiction is sad.  (Nov 6, 2008 | post #4)

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Mets look to farm prospects to lure Street, Putz

A player named Putz on the team might be just the thing to get me interested in baseball again. I'd go to a game just to scream "PUTZ!" over and over at the top of my lungs.  (Oct 28, 2008 | post #8)

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Amy Poehler of 'SNL' has baby boy

Congratulations to Agent Colby on her new cyborg.  (Oct 27, 2008 | post #9)

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Fla. authorities say a man driving through a toll plaza exposed...

Last time I was in Florida you only had to moon the toll worker to get through. I guess they've raised the toll since then.  (Oct 24, 2008 | post #12)

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Connecticut police snare man who allegedly broke into a church ...

I don't wanna work, I just wanna bang on a drum all day...  (Oct 24, 2008 | post #2)