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Michael Vick

Michael Vicka s show on BET is a lesson in contrition

A lot of cultures love dogs – be it for entertainment, labor, or other. But white people love dogs on an entirely different level. It should be understood that in white culture, dogs are considered training for having children. That is to say that any white couple must get a dog before they have kids. This will prepare them for responsibility by having another creature to feed, supervise it’s bathroom activities, and to love. Because of this, white people generally assume that their dog is their favorite child unless otherwise stated. When actual children are born, the dog is not displaced but rather remains as the most important member of the household. This is because of the fact that white children will eventually hate their parents, but dogs will love anyone who feeds them. White people generally believe that dogs have human emotions and that they are capable of loving certain TV shows, films, and music. “Buster just loves watching Six Feet Under!” Even though most dogs would enjoy watching Hitler if he were getting attention every time it came on the TV. They also believe that their dogs share similar tastes in food – “Little Ben Kweller likes the Organic food the best.” Forgetting the fact that dogs enjoy eating their own feces, and pretty much anything that falls onto the floor. When searching for homes, many white people will require large yards so that their “dog can run around.” If you work in real estate, this can be exploited for large markups when selling to white people. It is also a proven fact, that dogs are often used by white people to attract members of the opposite sex. Bringing a puppy or dog to a local dog park, will encourage interaction and conversation. Even more so than a Mac Laptop. If white people are ever talking about their dogs, it is essential that you reassure them that their dogs are absolutely special and unique. That they are being properly cared for, and that treating like children is the only way to care for a pet. Under no circumstance EVER should you say anything that is derogatory towards dogs, critical of spoiling dogs, or that they are not full members of society who deserve the same rights as humans. Doing any of these three things will completely destroy all relationships you might have had with a white person.  (Feb 10, 2010 | post #4)

Michael Vick

Michael Vicka s show on BET is a lesson in contrition

well then its a good thing animal lovers arent those 100 million NFL fans then huh? LOL! I guess no animal lovers are a part of the 2.8 million contributing to the success of his show! I guess the NFL, all the advertisers, all the other players, all the fans...must not love animals! Guess that leaves the 3 people who post on topix only! LOL  (Feb 9, 2010 | post #2)

Michael Vick

Well the Petitions Didnt Work! Try Again next week!

LMAO!!! Good luck haters!  (Feb 9, 2010 | post #1)

Michael Vick

McNabb: Vick deserves shot elsewhere

poor hater...do you think the Eagles are dumping Vick? LMAO! Do you not understand what a trade is? Vick will still be playing in the NFL in the fall...but unfortunately for YOU, he'll be the full time starter...and making a higher salary! LMAO!!!! Yeah..poor Mikey! LMAO  (Feb 9, 2010 | post #4)

Michael Vick

Hey! The 2nd Episode is On!

Did they not get the petitions?  (Feb 9, 2010 | post #1)

Michael Vick

Debut Numbers for MV Project Are In!

You should have signed the petitions! Maybe you could have stopped BET from airing the second episode! LOL  (Feb 9, 2010 | post #60)

Michael Vick

Did BET and Sponsors ignore the petitions???

Damn these BET executives! They're still showing it!  (Feb 9, 2010 | post #6)

Michael Vick

Did BET and Sponsors ignore the petitions???

Come on! Sign the petition! 45 minutes to go!  (Feb 9, 2010 | post #4)

Michael Vick

NFL Ignores Petitioners on Topix Forum

I thought for SURE they wouldn't air the SuperBowl after the threats of boycotting by these petitions! Guess they didn't get the memo!  (Feb 9, 2010 | post #3)

Michael Vick

2.8 Viewers vs 3 haters on topix! Who won??

Petitions Petitions....the threat of the petittion! http://www.motifak e.com/image/demoti vational-poster/08 03/epic-fail-sport s-fail-epic-forehe ad-weak-retard-dem otivational-poster -1206344902.jpg  (Feb 9, 2010 | post #2)

Michael Vick

Petition to Stop BET From....Wait....OOPS!

Hey! They keep showing the commercial for the 2nd episode! Are they not getting word of the very dangerous petition??  (Feb 9, 2010 | post #2)

Michael Vick

Michael Vick Will Star In TV Show

Petitions dont really mean as much as the haters thought they did huh?  (Feb 9, 2010 | post #2)

Michael Vick

2 Hours To Go! Can We Stop BET???

Hurry!!! Step on it!!! Time's a wastin!!!  (Feb 9, 2010 | post #3)

Michael Vick

One hour to go! Can you stop The Michael Vick Project??

Hey people! One more hour! Do you think signing the petitions will stop BET from showing the second episode??  (Feb 9, 2010 | post #1)