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Texas Senate OKs guns at colleges

The only thing I worry about is that people these days don't value human life. Yes, it would be nice to have a gun if something life-threatening came up, like attempted rape, a shooting, etc., but some people on this message board have said they'd kill someone if they tried to steal a wallet. I'm just thinking, "Really? You'd really put a bullet in someone's brain for your WALLET?" I understand the concept of ownership, but no material possession is worth someone's life, no matter how much in the wrong they are. That part worries me. I just don't want to see anyone die because they made a stupid decision that should have resulted in non-lethal punishment, and someone had a lethal course of action at their immediate disposal. Even in the most stringent of jurisdictions, you wouldn't get the death penalty for theft or some of the lesser crimes. I guess we'll see how this all plays out.  (May 22, 2009 | post #872)

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Anyone have any good jokes that won't get deleted?

The 7 dwarfs are all excited as the new pope is visiting fairy story land. All week they nudge Dopey sniggering "Well you can finally ask your question!", to which Dopey replies every time "Shuttup willya!" Finally the day arrives and all the dwarfs are lined up with the other characters from the Snow White story, he shakes hands with the evil Queen, then Snow White then slowly makes his way down the line of the dwarfs. As he approaches Dopey theres a small chant which gets louder and louder "Ask him.ask him...ask him ASK HIM!" "Ask me what?" Questions the pope. The dwarfs shove Dopey forward "ASK HIM!", "What would you like to know?", says his holiness. "Well", begins Dopey, "Are any of your nuns black?" "Hm" ponders the pope "As a religion we catholics don't differentiate between creed so its more than probable that quite a few of our nuns are black . Does that answer your question?" ASK HIM!! shout the dwarfs. "Is there more to your question young man?" "Erm......do any of your nuns work in Antarctica?" "well young man we have nuns all around the globe so its more than likely that we have a couple in Antarctica. Does that answer your question?" ASK HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!! Yell the dwarfs! "Is there more to this question?" asks the pope now getting more than annoyed. "Erm......... .................. .......are any of these black nuns in Antarctica dwarfs?! "WHAT"! Splutters the pope. "I'm sure if we had a black dwarf nun in Antarctica i would have heard of it. So in answer to your question NO!" All the dwarfs collapse on the floor pissing themselves laughing. "DOPEY SHAGGED A PENGUIN!! DOPEY SHAGGED A PENGUIN!!"  (Jan 2, 2009 | post #114)

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Anyone have any good jokes that won't get deleted?

A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he notices that the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stops at the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets a big bowl of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands, he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he's found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, "It looks like you blew a seal." "No, no," the penguin replies, "it's just ice cream."  (Jan 2, 2009 | post #113)

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Favorite people on Topix?

Oooh, case in point...I forgot to add guitartom to the list. I love him, too!  (Nov 4, 2008 | post #47)

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Favorite people on Topix?

No prob! I KNOW I've forgotten SOMEBODY!!! :)  (Nov 4, 2008 | post #46)

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Favorite people on Topix?

LOVE it, Hanging CHAD!!!!! That's hilarious :)  (Nov 4, 2008 | post #45)

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Favorite people on Topix?

I know I'm forgetting LOTS of people, but these are the ones that are coming readily to mind: CHAD Lady Budd Amazarak Morris E. Smith Hurley Crossfire Neko Little Me Miss Angie Whuteva TheKaisho42 Constitutional Mark Lucy in Rockford Batch 37  (Nov 4, 2008 | post #38)

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Suicide common at shooting ranges

Of course I thought of other ways, too, but it was just scary that this woman chose the exact same spot and method. I'm not getting down on guns or anything here, I just thought that the circumstances were eerie given that I'd thought the exact same thing at the exact same place.  (Oct 15, 2008 | post #59)

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What's Your Favorite Geraldo Moment

My favorite was when he took 5 rolls of bread and two sardines and fed the whole crowd watching him, and even had baskets of food left over. Oh, wait. Crap. That was Jesus, not Geraldo. I don't really watch Geraldo. Not since 1993, when his mustache started controlling his thoughts and movements. :)  (Oct 15, 2008 | post #12)

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Suicide common at shooting ranges

This is a very scary story to me because I went through a bout of depression recently and one of the dark thoughts that crossed my mind was that I could stop by Silver Bullet and off myself with a gun. I wasn't planning on it or anything, but it was just one of those thoughts that cross your mind if you're in a bad place. I feel so bad for her family, and even for her. When you get to the point of suicide, you've lost the capacity to see how it will affect others, and are just looking to dull/stop the pain somehow. I hope those who loved her will eventually find peace somehow.  (Oct 15, 2008 | post #53)

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When Does Life Begin

Thanks, Amazarak! I'm blushing. LOL I certainly enjoy your thoughts as well.  (Oct 15, 2008 | post #35)

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When Does Life Begin

I think you may have misunderstood my meaning in my first sentence. I meant to convey that no one would argue with you if you said life begins at conception because it's obvious there IS life at conception - the cells. I think you may have mistakenly thought I meant that you CAN'T argue that life begins at conception. I meant to point out that obviously life begins then. Sorry if my meaning wasn't clear. :)  (Oct 15, 2008 | post #34)

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When Does Life Begin

No one would argue that life begins at conception. Cells are a life form, as are plants and birds. I think the question that is being alluded to is the question of when PERSONHOOD begins. When does a "potential " person become an "actual" person? When is a life form considered a separate entity from its mother? I think these are the philosophical questions that underlie this, and may never be answered to our absolute satisfaction. Mmmm...absolut.  (Oct 15, 2008 | post #22)

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Ringo doesn't want to hear from you

Are you leading us into the SNARE of bad jokes? LOL  (Oct 14, 2008 | post #20)

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Ringo doesn't want to hear from you

I completely agree. By making a point of saying that he's not answering his fan mail, he looks like a douchb*g. If he would have just quitely thrown the mail away and not said anything, no one would have cared. But I guess those 5 letters per year are an inconvenience.  (Oct 14, 2008 | post #19)

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