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+919040360940 aaaahhhh...ooohhhh h..agar kisi girl ya aunty ko mere sath sex charting karna hai to mujhe cal ya msg kare..mera 7" ka lund kabse khada hai...koi rasili chut ise apne lund me lo me use aise chodunga ki wo jannat ki shair karegi uuuummmm aaaahhhhh..ooohhhh h.. Call me girls  (May 5, 2013 | post #772)

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Diwali Special- 3 dost diwali k baad mile... 1st: Mere daddy 10,000 ke patake laye, humne 3 ghante tak bajaye.. 2nd: Mere daddy 15,000 ke ptake laye thhe, humne 4 ghante bajaye.. 3rd: mere Daddy ghar pe nahi thhe... Toh mera bhai 5000 ka sirf ek pataka laya aur saari raat humne bajayee...  (May 4, 2013 | post #147)

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Husband on his first nite: Jaanu, itna kyun ghabra rahi ho? Biwi: Mujhe sex ke bare mein kuch bhi nahi pata Husband : Arre, to isme sharmaneki kya baat hai, (He points at his dick) Isko kehte hain qaidi (Then he points at her pussy) and isko kehte hain Jail jab qaidi jail mein jaata hai, toh usse s-x kehte hain Biwi: Itna aasan? To phir chaalu karein? They have passionate sex and husband rests Biwi nudges him again and says: Suno, jail khuli hai aur qaidi baharhai Husband gets on her again and they make out After 10 mins Biwi nudges him again and says: Jail khuli hai, Qaidiko daalo na Husband thodi himmat jutate hai and makes out again As he lies exhausted Biwi says: Jail khali padi hai Qaidi ko bhejo na Husband: Bhenchod,Qaidi ko " UMAR QAID " thodi mili hai.  (May 4, 2013 | post #146)

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Girl-kaun ho tum? boy-hasrat teri girl-dekhte kya ho? boy-surat teri girl-karte kya ho? boy-puja teri girl-kamate kya ho? boy-ek nazar terigirl-chahte kya ho? boy-mohabbat teri girl-pachtaoge?? boy-kismat meri girl-main married hoon boy-maa ki chut Teri??  (May 4, 2013 | post #145)

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1 Sardar Mele Me Gaya. Waha 2 Line Lagi Thi. Ek Jagah Likha Tha- Dekhne Ke 20rs/- ? Dusri Jagah likha tha- Karne Ke 10rs/- SARDAR Karne Ke Liye Ghusa. Uskofuck krne Ke Liye Bakri Di Gai .? Sardar Ne Bakri Ko fuck kiya. Dusre Din Wo Dekhne Ki Line Me Laga . Usne apne Aage Wale admi Ko Puccha ki Ye Dikhate Kya H ? Admi Bola: "Aaj Pata Nahi Kya Dikhayenge... Kal To Ek Sardar Ko Bakari Chodte Hue Dikhaya Tha."??  (May 4, 2013 | post #144)

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Apni Biwi Ko Apni 100% Kamayi Dene Se 10% Sukh Milta Hai Aur Girlfrnd Ko Apni Kamayi Ka 10% Dene Se 100% Sukh Milta Hai. Paisa Apka, Faisla Apka Jago Grahak Jago  (May 4, 2013 | post #143)

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Santa: Aajkal Bhabhi ji ka left bOOb Kaafi Chhota dikh rha hai kyu? Banta: Ye Saale R.T.O walo ne Seat Belt lagwa lagwa k left bOOb ki Maa Chod di.. . (.) ( . )  (May 4, 2013 | post #142)

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Minister to Sexy wife-Sach batao tumne kitni baar humse Bewafai ki? Wife: 3 baar par apke hi liye. Minister: kab & kyo? WIFE: Jab Apka Heart Operation hua to Doctor k saath, Fir jab Aap jail me the tab judge k saath, MINisteR- Teesri baar? WIFE: Jab Apko Sarkar banani thi Aur Apke paas 78 MLA kam the.....  (May 4, 2013 | post #141)

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Ladis ke saath kaun kaisa harami pan karta hai... Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalu.? Dhobi: madem Aap Kapde Nikal KeRakho, Mai Abhi Aata Hu. Xerox Wala: Madam Aage Pichhe dono Taraf Se Karu, Ya Sirf 1 Side Se...B. Fruit wala : medam kele ka size to dekho dil khush ho jayega. Bankwala: medam so so ke du chalega.? Aoto wala: medam aagese nahi jayega, pichese lu.? Paper wala : medam kal me niche se dal ke gaya tha..  (May 4, 2013 | post #140)

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Young Student - Madam, when I grow up, how will my wife have ababy? Teacher (after thinking for sometime) - An angel will come from heaven & hand over a baby to your wife. Student - Toh fir thokna kisey hai... wife ko ya angel ko???.. ??  (May 4, 2013 | post #139)

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Mai hu ladki jheel ki, chut meri steel ki, chod sake na hathi ghode, tu kya chodega maa ke lode...? Boy: Naam hai mera Pappan Pillo, Lund ka wajan chhappan kilo, Zameen par maru toh kuwa khud jaye.. Tu to kya teri Maa bhi chud jaye..  (May 4, 2013 | post #138)

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Ek baar ek aurat ko kuch problem ho jati hai wo doc ke paas jaati hai bolti hai ke me jab susu karti hu wo shower ki tareh 4 dhaar me nikalta hai.. :p Doc - aap let jaiye me check karta hu doc check karne ke baad.. Madam aapka pati purane jamaneka hai kya? Madam - yes. Doc - paijama pahenta hai? Madam - yes. Doc - to unko bolo paijama na pahne uska button apki choot me fas jata hai isiliye moot chaar dhaar me nikalti hai..:D :D  (May 4, 2013 | post #137)

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Ek aurat Train me bache ko apna dudh pilate hue bar bar bol rhi thiki,jaldi pilo varna baju vale uncle ko pila dungi, Sardar: o jaldi decide kar tere chakar me 5 station age aa chuka huuuuuuuu !!!!!!  (May 4, 2013 | post #136)

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