Phinneous Whiskerbiscuit

Headline:

"Don't Shave It, Wax It"

Hometown:

Moustachio Central

Neighborhood:

Eastside

Local Favorites:

Any barber shop, Wahl shaver factory, Norelco, Inc., Dr. Zogg's Wax,

When I'm Not on Topix:

Work and play.

I'm Listening To:

iTunes Internet Radio

Read This Book:

The Lamb and the Fuhrer

Favorite Things:

Good food, an adult beverage, soaking in hot tub, riding motorcycles, traveling, racing

On My Mind:

Not too much - a vast empty wasteland mostly.

I Believe In:

Jesus dying for my sins. Good friends who will always be with you. Love can endure all. The only good cat is a dead cat. Superior personal grooming and mustache wax.