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Police: Man drove drunk on bar stool

Hilarious  (Apr 1, 2009 | post #30)

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Describe how you are feeling in just ONE word...

I find it interesting how just ONE word can say a million words. How are you feeling?...in just one word. PUZZLED  (Feb 4, 2009 | post #1)

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Your Approach

Through my encounters, I've noticed that several guys may need a little help in the women department. They should first begin with their APPROACH to women. Granted, this is just MY opinion... 1. First, if you're just looking for a piece of ass for the night then don't bother reading the rest of this. Just continue being the tool that you are. 2. Does she look like she is in your age range? 3. Scope out the situation for a while to see if there is any sign of a boyfriend around. Obviously if you see that she has a boyfriend then STAY AWAY! 4. If you don't see any sign of a boyfriend then watch to see if she's on her cell phone. If she's texting a lot, she just MIGHT be texting her significant other. 5. If she's with friends, then watch to see how she acts around them. Her friends are usually a good representation of her as well. 6. Time to make your move ---- Wait until you see that she's not having a conversation with her friends or maybe when she's waiting for a drink. Don't start off by asking her about herself! Start off by saying something funny and wait until you see how she responds. If she totally blows you off, then let her go. If she laughs and says something back, then try and keep the conversation going with just casual talk. 7. You don't want to come on too strong so after the conversation, walk away or let her walk away...BUT keep an eye out for where she wanders to because you'll have to approach her again. 8. After a little time has passed, approach her again (make sure you're not interrupting any other conversations she may be having). If you're with your buddies then bring them over too. They can interact with her friends as well. Just ensure that your friends aren't tools because your friends may give her friends a bad impression. 9. Now girls are different. Some don't like to give their numbers out, so you might want to just write your name and number on a napkin and hand it to her before she leaves. But some other girls would rather give their number to the guy and wait for him to call or text. It's up to you, whichever way feels more comfortable for you. 10. If you end up giving her your number, she should probably call or text you within 1 week. If she doesn't, don't take it personally. Move on and start fresh. If she gave you her number, DON'T text or call her the next day. Wait a couple days because yet again you don't want to come on too strong. Start off by texting her first, DON'T call her. Some Helpful Tips: #1. If you're drunk, then maybe try your approach next time when you're not drunk. No girl wants some sloppy drunk trying to get with her. #2. If she's drunk, then stay away because she probably won't remember you the next day. #3. Never go home with her the first time you meet her. And if she wants you to go home with her, then you should have enough common sense to know that she's pretty much a skank. #4. If she's quiet, don't always assume that she's not interested. She may just be a shy person. #5. Offering to buy her a drink is not always a good thing to do. Some girls may think that you're just trying to get them drunk so you can attempt to take them home later  (Jan 30, 2009 | post #1)

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Classic movies you must see...

Dirty Dancing  (Jan 30, 2009 | post #585)

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Improperly Prepared Blowfish Testicles Poison Seven

Testicles?! Why the hell would anyone want to eat testicles?!  (Jan 29, 2009 | post #3)

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What is your favorite candy?

Swedish fish yummmmy  (Jan 29, 2009 | post #35)

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My boyfriend spied on me....

Well, if you cheated then he has reasoning to be suspicious. Going as far as spying on you...well i don't know about that. Probably not a good sign if you're cheating and he has insecurity problems only after 6 months...  (Jan 29, 2009 | post #70)

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Are You A Good Relationship Partner?

Are you a good relationship partner? Let’s analyze… Questions to ask yourself: 1. Are you consistent? * Do you text/call/hangout with your partner on a consistent basis? * Yes, a girl likes her space but guys usually have a problem with consistency. You guys are like a light switch. You’ll go from texting/calling/ha nging out nonstop to just all of a sudden falling off the face of the earth. Do you guys have amnesia or something?! 2. Are you reliable? * Do you usually follow through with what you say you’re going to do? * Having a partner that you know you can rely on is a huge plus. 3. Are you respectful? * Do you listen to your partners’ ideas and feelings? * Never put your partner down. Guys usually have a problem with joking around or making fun of their partner in front of their guy friends because they think it’s funny. It’s really not funny! 4. Are you honest? * Do you tell your partner the truth? * Never lie or avoid taking responsibility for your actions. 5. Are you fair? * Are you willing to compromise? * You should always give and take equally. I know you guys usually like to be in control and get your way, but it’s a two-way street and you need to be ok with not always getting what you want. 6. Are you a good communicator? * Do you share your thoughts and feelings with your partner? * You should be able to say what’s on your mind. Yelling or giving your partner the silent treatment will NOT solve anything.  (Jan 28, 2009 | post #1)

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You're Just A Tool!

http://www.vh1.com /shows/dyn/tool_ac ademy/series.jhtml ?source=globalnav  (Jan 28, 2009 | post #2)

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You're Just A Tool!

If you haven’t watched the show Tool Academy on VH1, you should definitely start! My definition of a TOOL: 1. Conceited idiot 2. Dishonest asshole 3. Selfish prick 4. Unfaithful moron 10 Steps To Admitting That You’re Just A Tool: 1. Repeat the following…”I’m a tool and I suck at life.” 2. Step down from that pedestal that you seem to put yourself on. 3. Start telling yourself that you’re really not as cool as you think you are. 4. Stop thinking that the girls looking at you from across the bar are talking about how hot you are because they’re REALLY talking about how you put too gel in your hair and that you walk like you have a stick up your ass. 5. Don’t always assume that the girls you’re screwing over aren’t screwing you over too. We’re actually smarter than we look. 6. Remove all the chicks numbers from your phone because honestly, we won’t remember you anyways. 7. Refrain yourself from using those lame pickup lines. 8. Don’t flatter yourself. We only made out with you because we were drunk. 9. Acknowledge the fact that it’s about time that you grow up. 10. Once again, repeat the following…”I’m a tool and I suck at life.” Good luck tools!  (Jan 28, 2009 | post #1)

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In love with a married man

You need chill out...  (Jan 28, 2009 | post #731)

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In love with a married man

an alcoholic will always be an alcoholic. Even if they recover, they always have to fight the urge to want to drink again. But they will ALWAYS be an alcoholic just like a cheater will ALWAYS be a cheater. So I will continue to say...ONCE A CHEATER, ALWAYS A CHEATER!  (Jan 28, 2009 | post #726)

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In love with a married man

Well first of all...ONCE A CHEATER, ALWAYS A CHEATER. He did it to his wife so what makes you think that he won't do it to you too. If he can't make up his mind after 5 years and a baby, then he's definitely not worth your time. There's a show on VH1 called Tool Academy...you should nominate him because this guy is definitely a tool. Make sure you're looking out for yourself and the child first. Sounds like a very unhealthy environment for a child to grow up in. Good luck.  (Jan 27, 2009 | post #614)

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Crappy Sex!

Wooow! I feel horrible for the girl and I'm embrassaed for her. Definitely not anything sexy about that situation. That would make me never want to have sex again. My only advice...see a doctor.  (Jan 27, 2009 | post #145)

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Things A Guy Should Know

14) If you want to have sex, then at least snuggle with us after. Why? Because it make us feel like a used hooker if you don’t. 15) Don’t ignore our calls! Why? Because we know your cell phone is attached to your hip. 16) Don't get involved with us if you're not over your ex. Why? Because you lead us on thinking that you're all ours, when really, all you're thinking about is your ex. It's far from fair to us. 17) Don't act so oblivious to all the stupid stuff you do to us. Why? Because we know you're not as stupid as you look. 18) Probably not a good idea to talk shit about us to our friends. Why? Because dumbass! It gets back to us. 19) Open your eyes and realize how great we are to you. Why? Because if you don't appreciate us, we won't be there much longer. 20) When you say you 'need time to think about things'...take all the time you need. Don't come back to us after one day just because you're lonely. Why? Because absence makes the heart grow fonder. What's meant to be will always find its way. 21) Don't lie about your feelings. Why? Because no one deserves to be led on and given false hope for something you guys know isn't going to happen. 22) Don't tell us you just want to be friends after you just got done ripping out our heart and stomping on it. Why? Because as much as we would love to still have you around, it would just be WAY too hard. 23) Don't mess with our heads! Why? Because what sick minded person gets their kicks out of messing with another persons feelings? 24) Don't start coming around and attempting to contact us when you realize we were finally able to move on and find someone else. Why? Because...you don't want us but you don't want anyone else to have us either. 25) When we’re sick, you should do everything you can to make us feel better. Call or text throughout the day to see how we are feeling, bring us flowers, bring us chicken noodle soup. Why? Because you’re the one person we want taking care of us when we’re sick and the one person we’re thinking about while we’re laying in bed all day long. 26) Even though you think that those Hallmark holidays are stupid, not all of us do. Make us feel special on those days. You don't even have to buy us anything, just being there and making us feel like we really mean something to you is good enough. Why? Because if you really care about us why wouldn't you want to show us.  (Jan 19, 2009 | post #2)

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