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Oct 27, 2011

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Steve Jobs' final testament: An Apple TV?

Yep, he was going to steal another idea, add a feature thats been around for 20 years, claim its a revolution, and all his mindless fans are going to buy it thinking its the most advanced shit the world has ever seen. Steve Jobs was possible the most overrated person of the last century. Every "idea" he had was not his idea.  (Oct 27, 2011 | post #4)


WHAT???? A NEW word game? FOUR WORDS

Don't Like Snooki's Hair.  (Oct 27, 2011 | post #29125)

Illegal Aliens

i love mexican men

Wish we had mexicans in Australia. Pool cleaners, house cleaners... cleaners - they all cost so much more that they should... Maybe i could import a couple of them, should be able to get 20 for the cost of an Australian equivalent. To be fair though... i wouldn't touch one.  (Oct 27, 2011 | post #75)


2 - Rhyming Words

Smelly Belly  (Oct 27, 2011 | post #304)

US News

Barack Obama, our next President

... Maybe Americans should claim the moon as American soil - then sell massive chunks of it to other countries. (Threaten to launch missiles at countries that don't accept claim of moon)  (Oct 27, 2011 | post #476478)

I never realised Aussies were so racist

I'm racist because when i walk around shops in melbourne, i have to walk around groups of indians - who are standing, talking in a group - and they actually work in the store. I'm racist because at woolworths, i have to wait for the indian guy serving meat to finish his conversation with his indian friend before he serves me. I'm racist because the indians at mcdonalds stare vacantly at me, because they don't really understand me, and then order whatever they assume i said, without asking me. I'm racist because they stare at australian woman as if they were pure scum. I'm racist because the aboriginals in victoria refuse to work, get more money from the government, and do nothing but drink, smoke, and trash the place. I've never seen an aboriginal driving a car... I'm racist because in the country town of traralgon i was living in, there had not been a single rape report for 20 years. After a massive Sudanese migration into the town, 2 rapes were reported in 2009; and crime increased by 80% (Numbers come from collective neighborhood watch program reports). Other than the shared racism towards the stereotype, undereducated, gangsta type African American; i wouldn't say i'm racist. Point is - Racism is sometimes the fault of the race.  (Oct 27, 2011 | post #15)

US News

Barack Obama, our next President

Americans and the world cussing... I HATE THAT STUPID WORD! IT MAKES NO SENSE!!!! CURSING!  (Oct 27, 2011 | post #476476)

US Politics

Police: Hundreds Of Wall Street Protesters Arrested At Br...

Kill them all, they have nothing to offer humanity. (who i'm talking about is up to you - this whole thing has gone off topic)  (Oct 27, 2011 | post #6844)


Katy Perry vs Taylor Swift

A) Live? ... Taylor Swift (Both sound horrible live) B) Though Katy Perry Insists she helps co-write all her songs, Taylor Swift has actually written songs that didn't require credit from another person - So again Taylor Swift C) Katy Perry, because she's bigger in every way D) Katy Perry, because she has fantastic boobs Overall, anyone fighting over which who is better between them should shoot themselves, because they both suck, sing trashy effortless pop, and overuse digital voice editing software.  (Oct 27, 2011 | post #2)

Reality TV

The 'MythBusters' Take on the Mentos/Diet Coke Craze

Seems relevant... Occupations - Pirate Penguin Email - [email protected] Employer - Take Back The Fish Co. Level Of Education - PHD in Pirateology Job Details - Seek Treasure To Help Fund The Penguin Army Most Useful Skills - Navigation, Marksmanship, Swordplay Interest In Profession - I like killing, and treasure. Speak In Class - I would behead all your human classmates Science In Life - New human killing technologies; fish farming Important Learning - Humans don' function (well) without heads Most important Discovery - Buoyancy Why? Ships keep my feathers dry, and allows me to travel further Recent Breakthrough - Supporting blouse without an under-wire... Future - Deep sea radar that penetrates at least 20m of sand Diet Coke Thing - Release the pressured coke into your eye.  (Oct 27, 2011 | post #102)


I hate Twilight

Wow... nothing like reading twilight talk to re-establish my hate for humanity, and remind how stupid young girls really are. I'm positive that the typical young girl has an IQ of 4 now - and not only does that seem to be socially acceptable, it seems to be a requirement. (rocking on floor) One more year and the world ends... One more year and the world ends...One more year and the world ends...  (Oct 27, 2011 | post #170)


McDonald's Cashier Beats Two Lesbians In Self Defense And...

Hmmm... i wonder if its fair to say that lesbians (typically being more butch than most girls), are more likely to be aggressive. What do you think?  (Oct 27, 2011 | post #75)


2 - Rhyming Words

Lame Mame  (Oct 27, 2011 | post #300)


Sexual Alphabetic Game

Looooooooong  (Oct 27, 2011 | post #2008)

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There And There Again, A Penguin Pirates Tale - By Bilbo Baggins

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Satay Sauces never taste how they should... Might start using peanut butter.

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Justified Murder