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Huntington, WV

GC Services

Ahhh my glory days spent living in squalor in the anus of America, or as West Virginians call it, Guyandotte. I remember well my meager employment for GC services and the coke fueled nights of working there. It shaped my character well for the trials ahead and helped me forge an everlasting bond of friendship and illicit back alley drug deals. Sadly, my time there ended far too soon and I was once again thrust into my life's work of becoming the largest drug baron the world had ever seen. Few know that GC services helped me become the nose dusting, servant killing, coke baron I am today. Few also know that a young lady from GC captured my cocaine encased heart. I was transformed by her radiant beauty and I remember with fondness the nights I slowly crept behind her as she walked to her car in the dark never knowing I was a merely inches away from her. I feared she would hear my heart pounding her name I was so close to her at times. My eyes weep for the loss of her. Although Colombian women may be beautiful to many, my mountain state angel can never be replaced. I will never forget watching her enter her tiny green car and driving out of my life forever. I shall never forget you my Altizer love. You are the muse that pumps life into the riddled veins of my heart. You are the tissue that wipes away the caked residue from my face. I shall never love another like I loved you. Vaya con Dios, Pablo Out  (Jul 27, 2013 | post #193)

Huntington, WV

GC Services

This thread is entertaining me in ways I have not yet been entertained by Americans. Perhaps we should just all sit down and have a nice old fashioned cocaine fueled orgy. This would certainly settle all frayed nerves, I am sure. And if not, I will just shoot whomever keeps arguing. I have limited internet experience from my mountain hideout in South America, but it seems to Pablo that no one is attacking his ex. We have people attack Mr. Hoose (who is certainly the most respected manager at GCS these days from my understanding)and he has simply done nothing wrong but fall for a young beautiful girl who appears to have some Colombian blood in her. She is nearly as beautiful as my own lost love, Rebecca Oney. Pablo's dry eyes weep tears of saddest for lost love. I must now go and inhale large amounts of cocaine to calm myself. I may also shoot a prisoner or two as well. Vaya con Dios, Pablo Out.  (Dec 28, 2011 | post #118)

Olive Hill, KY

Toad

K awesome. But remember, if anyone is in character on this account, it isn't toad. Pablo is shared with a friend.  (Mar 26, 2011 | post #118)

Olive Hill, KY

Toad

I would rather you died then be good but it's ok. Since I saw on the news a few pillheads od'd , that will be good enough for me. Maybe you lack the reading comprehension of a 4th grader, but I am fairly certain I posted the next few weeks would be busy for me as some of my bosses were in and around town. That and I have to travel out of town a few days on business. Don't worry though, I wouldn't want your panties to dry out so I will try and post as often as I can.  (Mar 26, 2011 | post #116)

Olive Hill, KY

Toad

Ah, I think Mrs. Kelly is mistaken. Like many Americans, she has lost her ability to think for herself. Perhaps she doesn't understand anyone can post under any name they so choose. I myself, have been impersonated many times over, thus, I registered my real name to avoid imposters. Can this be the case here as well? I believe it is. Vaya Con Dios, Pablo Out  (Mar 24, 2011 | post #102)

Huntington, WV

55 arrested in Huntington drug, gun crackdown

Huntington seems to be the Colombia. Maybe it is time me and my men made a move to America and bask in the glow of a cocaine fueled fire. Vaya Con Dios, Pablo Out  (Mar 24, 2011 | post #74)

Huntington, WV

Cindy Mays (hamm)

Mrs. Mays is a beautiful young woman, a ripe flower of desire. How I wish she had been born in Medellin and nearer to myself. I would make her mine in an instant. My cocaine queen. Come to Colombia Mrs. Mays. Forget your life in the United States of America. Let me lavish you with gifts and servants. And cocaine. Vayo Con Dios, Pablo Out  (Jan 10, 2011 | post #38)

Ashland, KY

Do You Really Care if People Use Pain Pills ?

I think Americans should buy more Colombian cocaine. Via Con Dios, Pablo Out.  (Aug 23, 2010 | post #59)

Olive Hill, KY

Best looking women in Olive Hill

I can keep her name where I damn well choose, American pig. Via Con Dios, Pablo Out.  (Aug 23, 2010 | post #7)

Olive Hill, KY

Best looking women in Olive Hill

The Ms Rebecca Oney, hands down. She has my Colombian heart forever and a day. Via Con Dios, Pablo Out.  (Aug 23, 2010 | post #4)

Olive Hill, KY

Fair warning

It certainly seems that way. Either that or you have little understanding of the Havamal. Vaya con dios, Pablo Out.  (Jun 18, 2009 | post #45)

Olive Hill, KY

Fair warning

Hahaha indeed.  (Jun 18, 2009 | post #43)

Olive Hill, KY

Fair warning

This is what I thought fool. Nothing will come of this and now I laugh at you! HAHA! Fool. The great Havamal states this and it certainly applies to you..idiot. The ignorant booby had best be silent When he moves among other men, No one will know what a nit-wit he is Until he begins to talk; No one knows less what a nit-wit he is Than the man who talks too much. You talk too much, you ignorant fool Again, nothing will come of this and all will be forgotten while you still sit and blow air. Puffing like an ignorant pigeon. Good day to you, fool. Vaya con dios, Pablo Out.  (Jun 18, 2009 | post #39)

Grayson, KY

Who is this guy?

Oh mi dios, what has happened in this thread? I am guessing that Britishgirl will not be up for slander anytime soon as she currently resides in a separate country. Stupit brit...the hilarity of your name overwhelms me like pure colombian....sugar . Britishgirl, if ever you are lonely and in search of a man to speak to, do not forget Pablo Escobar, here in hiding in Kentucky. Vaya con dios, Pablo Out.  (Jun 18, 2009 | post #34)

Grayson, KY

The consolidated "HO" thread

I hear tale of a Ms Courtney Wilson from topix. Depending on whom you may ask, she is either a "Pill Ho" or a "Plain Ol Ho" Either/or she seems built well enough to be a "Pro Ho". I would give quite a bit of Colombian peso for her. Ahhh and the ever present Griffith girls. I think they are Plain Ol Hos that just happened to be paid in pill currency for their services to man, women or beast. (Trust Pablo on the beast one.Never will you find a finer donkey show then in Grayson Kentucky) Vaya con dios, Pablo Out.  (Jun 18, 2009 | post #4)

Q & A with Pablo Escobar

Hometown:

Rionegro

Neighborhood:

Most of Colombia

Local Favorites:

Bolivian marching powder. Long flights over the ocean.

I Belong To:

The top 10 richest people in the world. $25 billion. Number 7 right now...

When I'm Not on Topix:

I am murdering anyone who disagrees with me.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

I will have you killed and burned if you do not.

I'm Listening To:

Anything Elvis

Read This Book:

Killing Pablo

Favorite Things:

Coke,hookers, scenic mountain over passes. New England in the fall.

On My Mind:

Lots of blow. I mean, like a mountain of it.

I Believe In:

My personal wealth. And raising a good family.