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Cookeville, TN

You Dont Work, You Dont Eat!!!!

I week. J Saul me scrips hee here hee  (May 21, 2013 | post #8)

Cookeville, TN

Celebrate good times COME ON!

I doesunt a be a knowib nothang abouts a job rate an markits an sich a that but i did purty good too day. Got all my stamp cards lowded an a traded an a made a few grands meself  (May 3, 2013 | post #3)

Cookeville, TN

Dr. Nichols is a jerk

I doesunt reckin a body hafto be a werkin in the office to git payed by the good dockter  (Dec 27, 2012 | post #121)

Cookeville, TN

and now for something completely different ---what is

I lost my eye making a porn tape  (Dec 20, 2012 | post #3)

Cookeville, TN

Dr. Nichols is a jerk

Yall needs to kwit a foolin rownd wiff them thare fancy dockters. Ole peg a no moore abowt dockterin than thayt an i exsept master card visa an a ebt  (Nov 29, 2012 | post #113)

Cookeville, TN

So, will Obama get 72 virgins for destroying our country?

I don't reckin they be eeny vurguns left afore eeniebody  (Nov 26, 2012 | post #4)

Cookeville, TN

Hispanic Group Demands National Amnesty for 11 Million Il...

Theys a caint a giveth aministy. Ifn they dose then i gunna loowse mooney on forged dockyumints  (Nov 20, 2012 | post #8)

Cookeville, TN

food stamp dance

Reckin i aint a thot abowt that butt i thank you an yers afore the advise i had always a wunderd how two yous the letture z in a sentince  (Nov 12, 2012 | post #10)

Cookeville, TN

The Putnam County Library

I hate yhat place I have banned my yunguns a from thay place cause aint nobody a gunna put no fullish noshins about reedin in they heads. If they can reed then yhey cut there checks off i reckin  (Nov 10, 2012 | post #21)

Cookeville, TN

Obama Administration Shuts Down Oil Drilling Out West

I thank it stewpid to werk anyhowst whenst we git everathang afore free. I caint imagun peeple a bitchin an a moanin about no haftin a job. I ain't nevra a had a job an me an mine is rite good  (Nov 10, 2012 | post #3)

Cookeville, TN

Hey All You ‘Takers’

Yuns aint a sposed to be a tackin nothin withowt a scrip hee hee hee!  (Nov 10, 2012 | post #19)

Cookeville, TN

Obama’s second-term agenda,

I hart soshulism an eenie otha ism .they needuth to be dowin moore afore peeple. I shuldunt a haft to disabul my yunguns to git a head.  (Nov 10, 2012 | post #17)

Cookeville, TN

Low lifes

I jist a went owt a groshery shoppin. 5 o my stamp cards git lowded last nite. Thare i went to the saveelots in my budwiser pajahma bottums an my dale earnhard tshert a cost it wuz two hot owt afore my rabbit stole wrap thangymagig. Anyhowst i bowt me sum hotdogs an rice an dried beens an a oatmill afore my yunguns an then i went ova yo crogers an a got sum steaks an a rowsts an a sushy an them peeple in thare a kip starin at me an i threw a number 10 can o green beens at this ole buzzerd a giftin me the eye thowt she gunna take my bildfole off'n my chain. Then i went ova to sprang st an a lowded up on milk and meet an otha thangs i had a list afore. After a fillin up my list i went ova behind the dinnerbell an a traded it all in afore cash an after that wuz done i bowt me a few cases o beer an licker an ciggeretts. Whenst i git home little Fujitis my yungist had a rash in her butt so's i called the ambulance an they a tooketh her to the hospitil an they a sayed ahe had a diapper rash or sum sich aa that. I tryed to git them to gift her a script afore perkycets an they a woodunt a do it so later on i had tarnisha go ova thare an tell em she had stones an they a fixed her rite up. She browt the script back to me an i docktered it up a mite an whenst she git it filled we went down in the trayler park an went door to door makin sales. I is a worn owt i has a werked so hard today. I tjank i is a gunna head ova to longhorns an git a big porterhowse.  (Nov 10, 2012 | post #13)

Cookeville, TN

Obama’s second-term agenda,

You be done a tellin em big daddie  (Nov 10, 2012 | post #12)

Cookeville, TN

Hey All You ‘Takers’

Yall leaft ole teddy alowne. If'n ut a werut afore peeple like him i woudunt havft the lifestile to witch i is akustumed  (Nov 10, 2012 | post #13)

Q & A with One Eye Peg

Headline:

The EYE

Hometown:

FoodTown

Neighborhood:

Sniffie's parked trailers

Local Favorites:

Cooter and tooters, dairy queen, licker store, Vidalia's Garden

I Belong To:

U.U.R.E.P.P.United Union of Retired Early Porn Props. President o Sniffie's parked Trailer's.

When I'm Not on Topix:

Layed up in the bed, watchin my nabers, tannin, drankin, smokin, livin it up.

Read My Forum Posts Because:

The EYE always a git's whut it won'ts.

I'm Listening To:

Lady GaGa

Read This Book:

Surival Gide: Rolling a Good Smoke Whenst All's You's Got it Toilet Paper.

Favorite Things:

Twist tabs on my beer, the EYE on the Road Mobile,yunguns a werkin, tradin with my nabers, scerrin peeple, hangin with my gals.

On My Mind:

Gettin more for my stamps

I Believe In:

A time whenst all of us'n wont haft to werk an th govermunt will a give us everathang we wont.